I don't know what to call this

100th POST!!!!

First of all I would like to say thank you to all of you amazing people who read this nonsense. I really hope you are enjoying it because I enjoy writing it. This also marks the halfway point of this book. I know the end is far along in the future... But do you think I should make another book like this when the time comes? Let me know in the comments. Now, to the main point of this special post, I present you with 25 of the most quotable things I have ever said (I sound so self absorbed XD)

25. I see you're uvula!!!!

24. Give me my cucumber.

23. No! Don't cut my cucumber!!!

22. Look I'm a unicorn! I have a cucumber horn!

21. You got some juice coming out...

20. There's pineapple juice on my pants! See, IT'S RIGHT THERE!!!

19. They [fireworks] look like evil fairies trying to attack me!!!

18. There are literally 10 croutons in this package! I'm going to write a letter and tell them to put more croutons in their teeny little packages!

17. Yes, let's go get mobbed by a homeless person!

16. DEAL with the green sparkles!

15. Ha! Playing on the road, that sounds so much safer than playing on the lawn you know.

14. OH MY GOSH! CRUNCHY LEAVES!!!

13. Wet hair+ smoothie= hypothermia

12. I've always wanted to do Black Friday... Except I would want to skip the part where an angry mob chases you down to try to steal your 20$ iPod...

11. (Conversation)
Me: This vacuum cleaner is really fat.
berryblue26 : Shhhhh!!! You're offending the vacuum cleaner! You're gonna make it cry!!!
Me: Oops... The vaccum cleaner is a bit chubby😊

10. Is this about red headed babies?

9. The amount of pencils I have in my house is stressing me out

8. I accidentally lost part of my dad's car in the vaccum cleaner

7. IM SO CONFUSED!!!

6. You've made me want to sneak to your house and have a waffle party.

5. BRING ME TO YOUR LAND WHERE HOT GUYS WANDER THE STREETS!!!!!!

4. Get out of your houses, people, I want to bark at you!

3. I'm watching you with my strawberry eyes

2. One time I made oatmeal and it was really gross so I wrote about it in my diary.

1. Life isn't about the happily ever afters, it's about the happy memories that live forever after.

The last one was more serious but lots of people remember that so... ya.

MOCKINGJAY COMES OUT TODAY!!!! I'm gonna post a little "review" of it in here after I see it tonight.

And does anyone freakin know how to spell vaccum?! Cuz my spell check says I'm doing it wrong...