Not this shit again...Please

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"You got a boner just from sleeping next to him!?"

Wow. Never thought those 10 words would be the ones that wake me up.

"Yes I did but it was for a good reason!" I could hear Landon yelling too.

I turned over onto my stomach and started stretching out my arms. But oh no, I had to stretch out my legs to. I got in that good stretch the fell apart onto the sleeping bag. You know how you get in that good stretch and then just die on the spot? It's like that but all good things must come to an end as they're yelling continued. I sat up, rubbing the sleep out of my eyes, then let out a yawn. Everyone outside finally calmed down, more like stop talking because they most likely hear my yawn. I stumbled up and out of the tent to see everyone, except Miles, sitting around a burnt out fire.

"Morning" I say as I scratch the top of my head.

"M-morning" Landon says quietly as he turns away.

"Hehe good morning Berry, please take a seat" Iris smirks as she walks over to the log Landon is sitting on then pats the spot right next to him.

"We have bacon, eggs, toast, and sausage left over from last night" Milly smiles as she flips sausages on the grill.

"Sounds good" I smile at her as I take my seat next to Landon.

"Bitch!" Miles suddenly runs out his tent screaming. "Where the fuck-" Seth throws Miles over his shoulder before he could reach Milly. "Let me down! She's gonna tell me where the fuck that damn camper is at!" He screamed and kicked.

"There's no camper Miles" Milly gives him one of those smiles that says she knows exactly what he's talking about.

He let out a long and extra groan as his he finally gave up of his kicking and screaming. He looked around until his eyes finally met with mine. He looked at me from head to toe then quickly looked back up at my eyes.

"Hey Care Bear" he says as he crossed his arms.

"Please don't call me Care Bear-"

"Where are you pants, I can almost see and impr-" Seth slapped Miles butt causing him to bite his lip.

"Keep. Y'all. Kinky. Ass. Shit. To. Y'all. Selves." Iris points her sausage on a stick at the both of them.

I look down at myself to see that I was indeed still in the pink boxers. I pull the hoodie down in between my legs. As if on cue, a hot plate of food is sat on my lap by Milly. I quickly lift up the plate as I his a little.

"Milly you didn't have to put it on his legs" Landon rolled his eyes as he scarfed down his toast.

((Just Incase anyone isn't from North America, scarfed means "ate quickly" or "devoured hungrily"))

"Geez Landon no ones gonna take your food" I laugh as I sat my plate down next to me.

"So what are we doing today?" Iris asked.

"Hiking!" Milly says happily.

"No" the group collectively agrees.

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We ended up playing a game of tag and hide and go seek. Somehow during hide and go seek Milly packed everything away and loaded up her car with our bags. Of course Miles yelled about where the rest of the tents and shit where because her car only had our bags in it. Milly gave him her usual response then we all loaded into the car.

"So why are we going back now?" Iris asked.

"The school called and said if we didn't come back they'd move Miles into a different dormitory, remove chocolate cakes from the menus, cancel dance practices, cancel the football game, and confiscate the liquor I have hidden around the school" Milly listed as Landon started up the car.

"Well damn" I say under my breath.

"They've got us all figured out" Landon sighed.

"I mean I wouldn't have made us come back but they threatened threatened us" Milly laid her head on the window.

I laid my head on Iris's shoulder and closed my eyes. The group continued talking and I just sat there unable to sleep but somehow unaware of things around me anymore.

"That would've been a double negative for me" Seth's voice echoed around in my head.

"How so" Landon asks.

"Miles being moved out of our dormitory and then no game" Iris explains.

"Exactly" Seth agrees.

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"I'll catch you guys later" I wave my hand to the group as Miles and I get off the elevator.

We walk back to our room and I start unpacking my things from the bag and loading them back into my closet. I plop down onto the bed and start playing on my phone as Miles walks out of the room for a second only to come back in and stare at me.

"Yes?" I turn away from my phone to look at him.

"I left my phone in Seth's things can you go get it from his room" he pleads with me.

"Why can't you do i-" he quickly runs into the bathroom and turns on the shower. "Fine!" I roar as I put on my slides and leave the room.

I get in the elevator and press the button for they're floor. It doesn't take long before it stops and opens the doors for me. I get off and round the corner to see Landon and Aubrey in front of his door. I quickly hide myself behind the wall and stare at them. I know it's not place to snoop on them but no ones stoping me.

"Please" she pulls on his shirt.

"No Aubrey, I'm not gonna play your little game just to get into his head" Landon rolled his eyes.

"But you did it in high school" she smirked at him.

"That was high school, this is college and incase you hadn't noticed I actually like hi-"

He couldn't finish his sentence before her lips were on his. I looked away as I saw that it was nothing but a lust filled kiss with no meaning being it.

"Does that change your mind?" She bit her lip.

I walked out from behind the wall and over to them. They both had surprised looks on they're faces as they stared at me.

"Get out of my way before I roll your head down this hall" I crossed my arms as I looked at Aubrey. She quickly moved aside pretending to be mad even thought fear laced her eyes. "Move" I grunted at Landon causing him to also move.

I walked into the dorm then took out my phone and called Miles. I looked over at a desk to see a phone ringing with the name Best Clown Bitch at the top. I roll my eyes as I pick up the phone then storm out of the dorm room and back to the elevator.