(The screen is completely black. ALEX and the DARK CURSE's voices can be heard.)
Curse-She has gotten past our first line of defenses. They've even joined her side.
Alex-That sort of happens with friends. They kind of stick together.
Curse-We must create another.
Alex-Don't tell me we're gonna-
Curse-PREPARE THE CERBERUS!
Alex-No! We can't use my mom's face! She's my mom!
Curse-And we can't have a three-headed guard dog of the underworld with two functioning heads! You will remember who commandeered this body and do as I say!
Alex-You'll have to do it yourself.
(The CURSE sighs.)
Curse-You're getting out of hand.
(Opening theme. Cut to Karkaton Volcano. The gang is walking together. VICTOR is riding on ANNALISE.)
Junko-A lava lake!
Victor-I'll go first.
(He takes a hanky out of his pocket and drops it into the lava.)
Victor-(fake-dramatically) Oh, no! I dropped my hanky in! And...
(The hanky burns to a crisp.)
Victor-Poof! It burned to a crisp, incinerated by thousand-degree lava.
Junko-Oh dear! Better make sure we're not next! Gotta make sure I don't throw you in or something.
(They are stopped by two hobgoblins. They draw their weapons.)
Daph-Nii-First...
(She sets her booby trap.)
Daph-Nii-I first my booby trap. Is that the right word?
Mojo-No.
(He double-scratches Hobgoblin B.)
Mojo-Oh, so we don't kill it right off the bat.
(Hobgoblin A tries to attack DAPH-NII, but it gets shocked by her booby trap.)
Daph-Nii-Haha!
Junko-My turn!
(ANNALISE walks up to her.)
Junko-And Annalise's, too, apparently.
(She does a mounted attack on Hobgoblin A, defeating it.)
Junko-Take that!
(VICTOR prepares to attack.)
Daph-Nii-I'll help you too!
Victor-Sweetness!
(They both attack, defeating Hobgoblin B.)
Victor-Double kill!
(They resume walking. DAPH-NII and JUNKO are behind VICTOR and MOJO.)
Daph-Nii-I dunno how to say it or if I should say it, but I have a crazy she-rection right now. I'm, like, soaking wet, and I don't know why.
Junko-I mean, with a view like that (points at VICTOR's butt), how can you not?
Daph-Nii-I was looking at that (points at MOJO's butt).
Junko-That, too.
(They sigh as they lean their heads against each other and admire the booty.)
Mojo-What do you think they're doing back there?
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