(Start in Karkaton Volcano. VICTOR and JUNKO are walking together.)
Junko-We now return to the adventures of Vic! And! Joonk! Today, we find ourselves journeying through this highly dangerous, lava-filled volcano. Will Junko be able to resist the urge to throw Victor into the lava, or will instinct prevail?
Victor-Uh, what was that last part?
Junko-We're journeying through a highly dangerous, lava-filled volcano! What part of that do you not get?
(All of a sudden, they hear a rumbling.)
Victor-Oh, no!
(A wall beside them begins to crumble as JUNKO yanks VICTOR out of the way.)
Victor-What was that?
(JUNKO climbs over the rocks and sees a treasure chest on the other side.)
Junko-Hell yeah.
(She scrambles to the treasure chest and opens it up. Inside is a spear with a pink heart for a tip.)
Junko-It's a new spear! For Joonk! That's my new name now. It's Joonk.
(They get ambushed by a burning mummy and a hobgoblin.)
Junko-I guess we are going to be battling today.
Victor-What, did you think they were gonna let us off easy?
Junko-Well, no. Let's just...ugh. It's despair time.
(They draw their weapons. Opening theme. VICTOR attacks. The hobgoblin slashes them both. JUNKO attacks it back. The mummy swallows JUNKO's spear.)
Junko-Not the demonic spear of doom. I just got that! I swear!
(The hobgoblin attack VICTOR.)
Victor-Oh, you're in for it now!
(He begins singing "Friday" by Rebecca Black.)
Victor-It's Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday! Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend! Friday, Friday, gotta get down on Friday! Everybody's lookin' forward to the weekend, weekend!
Junko-That's not an attack.
(The mummy begins dancing.)
Victor-Is it?
Junko-I'll show you an attack. I'm gonna punch with power!
(She punches the hobgoblin, defeating it. VICTOR attacks.)
Junko-Junko goes in for the punch!
(She punches the mummy. It spits fire at her.)
Junko-Breathing fire!
Victor-More attacking!
(He attacks, defeating the mummy. It spits out JUNKO's spear.)
Junko-Gimme that spear!
(She grabs the spear.)
Junko-Why do they always go after me?
(Cut to the kitchen at the inn the next morning. VICTOR is looking through the cabinets.)
Victor-Let's see...what do people like in this household?
(JUNKO enters.)
Junko-Ass.
Victor-Food-wise.
Junko-Ass.
(VICTOR takes out a hobgob donut and begins eating it. JUNKO stares at him.)
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