Episode Fifty-Four: Hit 'Em With That Ooh-Yeah!

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(Start in the Dark Lord's castle. The gang is walking together. DAPH-NII, TRINI-TII, HIDEA-KII, and JUNKO lead. JUNKO is riding on ANNALISE)

Daph-Nii-(voice-only) So here's the story so far. Yesterday, we ran into, oh, what's it called? A really difficult boss that killed us. So today I've assembled the dream team, which is pop star me, Hidea-Kii, Trini-Tii, and Junko, and we are gonna do it again. Hopefully, my new strategy will work, and the Dream Team will be the Dream Team.

Junko-Who are you talking to?

Daph-Nii-You heard that?

Mojo-I don't understand why you left me out. If anything, I have even more attack power.

Daph-Nii-Hidea-Kii's wearing armor. He can take a hit better. Remember your first battle when you died?

Mojo-That was forever ago, Daph-Nii! Come on!

Daph-Nii-That dragon just does a lot of damage.

(All of a sudden, they hear a rumble. They stop.)

Junko-Okay, yeah. We got the ominous music.

Daph-Nii-What?

Trini-Tii-What is it?

(They look ahead of them. A dragon lands in front of them.)

Daph-Nii-What is that thing? Dear God. A dragon.

(The dragon roars.)

Daph-Nii-Rawr.

(Opening theme.)

Daph-Nii-Let's kill him properly this time.

(They draw their weapons. DAPH-NII blows hyper sprinkles on HIDEA-KII and JUNKO. They both get hyper. TRINI-TII attacks the dragon in the sweet spot.)

Trini-Tii-Woo! Way to start off the battle!

Daph-Nii-No, this is how you start a battle.

(She begins singing the "Monk" theme song.)

Daph-Nii-It's a jungle out there, disorder and confusion everywhere...

(The other members get the heart-eyes.)

Daph-Nii-It doesn't even matter anymore.

(The dragon breathes flames on everyone.)

Daph-Nii-Welp.

(The dragon breathes flames on everyone again.)

Daph-Nii-So it double-fires.

Hidea-Kii-AND THEN I FIRE BACK!

(He attacks the dragon.)

Junko-WOO YEAH! ME NEXT!

(She attacks the dragon.)

Daph-Nii-Regrets, I have them not.

(TRINI-TII kneels to do a Cure spell.)

Trini-Tii-Mega Cure!

(She heals herself.)

Daph-Nii-I think the best option would be to...kick Hidea-Kii out.

Hidea-Kii-WHAT?!

Daph-Nii-You can't get hit if you're not in battle. You're an important asset, Hidea-Kii. Just step back.

Hidea-Kii-OKAY.

(He steps back. DAPH-NII attacks. The dragon breathes flames on everyone. Then it roars at DAPH-NII.)

Daph-Nii-Ouch! It did the yell!

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