(Start in the Dark Lord's castle. ELLA, SARALYN, and MOJO are walking together.)
Mojo-We now return to MOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE!
(He begins humming the Jojo's Bizarre Adventure ending credits music again.)
Ella-You know, Mojo, that wasn't funny the first time, either.
Saralyn-(looking at a map) I'm not as good at reading a map as David is, but it looks like no matter which way we go, there's going to be treasure waiting for us.
Mojo-Treasure?
Ella-If it doesn't matter where we go, we can always go left.
(They come across a T-shaped intersection in the hallways. MOJO drifts to the right, still humming.)
Ella-Oh, gosh. I guess we're going right.
(They go right.)
Ella-(voice-only) The story so far: we're still split up from the others. I'm with Saralyn and Mojo. It's a good thing we have the attack boy here.
(They come across a treasure chest.)
Ella-Is this the best we got? Well, there's probably a big boy up ahead.
(She opens the chest. A dark griffin and two bansheevils jump out.)
Ella-Except not even the treasure chests can be trusted.
Mojo-Why?
(They draw their weapons. Opening theme.)
Ella-Now, don't die, you guys.
(The griffin attacks her.)
Ella-Ow.
(The griffin drains MOJO's MP.)
Mojo-Don't worry! I can fix this.
(He begins sharpening his claws.)
Mojo-How much do I really need my MP, anyway?
Saralyn-This is how you fix this? Marvelous.
(She huffs and raises her wand.)
Saralyn-Lightning!
(The lightning strikes Bansheevil A and jumps to the griffin and Bansheevil B. ELLA consumes banana. Bansheevil A howls. ELLA cackles evilly, her eyes turning black.)
Saralyn-Uh oh.
(Bansheevil B howls. MOJO turns evil as well.)
Saralyn-Hey! You can't double-dip!
(She moves MOJO out of the battle.)
Saralyn-Looks like it's up to me to hold my own.
(She prepares to attack, but ELLA trips her.)
Saralyn-Oh, come on! How do you even trip someone with a dress like that?
(MOJO returns to normal.)
Mojo-I'm back!
Saralyn-Good. Now switch with Ella with magnificent speed.
Mojo-Magnificent speed? Say no mo'.
(He runs back into battle. The griffin drains ELLA's MP. MOJO shoves her out of the way. The griffin attacks SARALYN. Bansheevil A attacks MOJO. ELLA returns to normal.)
Ella-Alright, I'm cool now.
(Bansheevil B howls.)
Saralyn-Haha. You can't get me.
(ELLA returns to the battle. The griffin drains SARALYN's MP.)
Saralyn-Oof! You can, though.
Mojo-Have we done any actual damage?
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