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US Poyai

Intro starts

"Hello, I'm Meerschweinchen from Fox News,"

"And I'm Nappy, from Fox News as well."  

"November 16 of 2019 was the date when the United States of Poyai have gone mad and lost their control."

"It was the dumbest thing I've heard from that audio that you got Meersch."

"Thank you."

"Anyway let's get this started"

 Cutscene

"It all started when Cestino, Supreme Commander of the Army, started an Offical Game night for the citizens of US Poyai. When Wyvern joined the call he made fun of Cestino losing his role of President from a voting session he made from himself!"

"I thought it was funny!"

"I did too but Cestino didn't like from where this was going and then kicked Wyvern from discord server. When Wyvern came back we brought more friends into the fight. They claimed to have it propaganda for voting a new election that already happened."

"He also was afraid of having his server big.!"

"Yes, and with this amount of people he and smart attempted to stop them from spamming random stuff for power. Soon the President was online and was confused. After a couple of minutes of arguments, Cestino locked every single chat in the server to stop the spamming. Now there was war. With multiple bans, the President was now getting ready for contact with Wyvern. In the multiple tries of meetings, Cestino was now losing his mind! Finally, a meeting with wittlemisstanirich for only a couple of minutes made a negotiation of them propagandizing on the 13 of December."

"Seems okay I guess."

"Yes, but then out of the blue Cestino removes every high role, makes himself a dictator, and makes a "martial law"!"

"Asshole."

"Indeed, but that's not all. Smart makes a conclusion to drone strike the town!"

"My lord!"

"Yes, soon the Wyvern group decided to group up in another call and made their plans. When they came back the made a Nitro as their hostage!"

"Which made no effect."

"Correct. Which led them into another revote for the November month President."

"Wittlemisstanirich won again of course"

"Leading the Wyvern group getting ready for the next official month election."

"Will the groups be able to stay at neutral,"

"Or will the next election be worst then Novembers?"

"Who knows. Anyway, this is Nappy,"

"And this is Meerschweinchen. Have a nice day or night. This is Fox News signing off for today's report."