Become Karkat Vantas
"HUH, I GUESS HE ISN'T HOME." You shake the door knob once more. Suddenly you hear a loud screech from next door.
"Omg!!! Is that the super meowdel K-!" A troll with cat looking horns screams
"CRONUS. GRAB MY BAGS... AND FIND THE CLOSEST HOTEL!! TEXT ME WHEN YOU GET THERE!! GO!!" You push Cronus. He makes a run for it. Quickly you gotta go. You grip the railing and swing down to the floor below from there. You run. Hide somewhere. Tree house? Tree house. You turn the corner and sprint into the woods. You had a tree house in there when you were a kid. Now it's all you got for now. You run deeper into the forest. Your face is met with a ladder. Ow. No time. You climb up the ladder and hide inside the tree house. Safety at last.
Become Dave Strider
Huh. That was weird. No one's there. You peak your head out and see your friend Nepeta rocking back and forth on the floor. She spots you. She stands up
"Dave!!! Dave!!! You won't believe who I saw!!! It's the supurr meowdel i've been telling mew about!!" Nepeta says jumping up and down.
"Nepeta... enough with the super model. You're too obsessed." You wave Nepeta off then close the door.
Become Karkat Vantas...again
You decide that the tree house isn't very roomie and Cronus isn't gonna find a place. So you head to the only other place you know. The Striders. You grab your phone from next to you and head out. It's not to far anyway. A couple blocks later you arrive at the house of the all mighty pubescent teenagers. You knock the door. Silence. You slam your hand on the door. A familiar face answers the door.
"Mr. Vantas the super model. What can I do for ya little dude." Dirk says. For one. You're not exactly little anymore. Your've grown a lot. You're only 4 inches smaller than the giant.
"UGH... CAN I STAY HERE TONIGHT.... PLEASE..." You say. Without a word Dirk opens the door. Memories rush back to you. You sit down on the couch. Dirk leans against a wall across from you next to the TV.
"WHERE'S THE FUCKASS?" You say.
"Dave. Idk. He left without a word. Probably at his girlfriends house." Dirk says shrugging. You laugh lightly.
"PFFFT!! HAHA YEAH PROBABLY!! I HONESTLY CAN'T IMAGINE HIM DATING A FEMALE THOUGH!! HAHA" You hold your stomach laughing.
"Damn you've gotten pretty bright kid. But yeah I was pretty shocked that my little bro's gay ass actually felt feelings for the girl. I mean she's pretty chill but kinda disturbing." You both laugh so loud that Dirks bro comes down and shush's you. Dirk sits down next to you and whispers to you.
"Hey. Lets play prank on my lil bro. So he's probably gonna come home with his girl friend soon. How about you stay in his bed and fake sleep so when he gets back tonight you can embarrass the fuck out of him." Dirk whispers. Oh HELL yes! You give him two thumbs up and head up stairs. You go into Dave's room and flop onto his bed. Damn this thing is comfortable. C'mon Vantas stay awake. You wait there for a few minutes. You over hear voices from down stairs. Score. You hear the steps creak. Just wait. He'll see you. All snuggled up in blankets. Then you get to laugh at the fucker and his girlfriend. Haha. Someone speaks. There coming.
"Anyway sorry about that Kankri. Since you feel unsafe you can stay in my room." You get up immediately. You sit up on the bed. You turn to the door. They're inching closer. No way am I laughing at my brother. No way. He'll lecture the fuck out of me. You sit there looking around like you've never been here. The room looks rearranged. Looks better.
"Alright here it i-."
YOU ARE READING
Excuse me what? (BOOK 2) {Davekat}
FanfictionREAD THE FIRST FLIPPING BOOK! IF YOU DON'T YOU WON'T UNDERSTAND SHIT!! Anyway Karkat was sent to move away after going through hell and back. Under house arrest with the popular boy, was bullied, got a crush on the popular boy, popular boy started d...
