Excuse me what? (BOOK 2) {Davekat}

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Hey jackasses come get to know about me. I just feel the need to tell you guys about me and my life so here we go. Don't worry the next chapter will be posted soon.

My name is Adrien. Gender: male. I'm actually... 14 years old ;-;. I have ADHD which gives me a lot of creative ideas. Which makes this story extremely hard to write. I'm also dyslexic and have multiple eye disorders. It makes me dislike reading. Yet I read so many fanfics. I have a Homestuck skype group. We roleplay and shit. We're actually looking for characters still. So far we have Me as Karkat. A Dave, Nepeta, Equius, Dirk, Rose, our Roxy has been dealing with stuff, and we have Terezi. We need people/cosplayers. Also if you join. Whatever you do...

DO👏NOT👏TELL👏THE👏DAVE👏I👏SHIP👏DAVEKAT👏!!! We are good friends and are actually going to meet each other at Powcon in NY. Yes we're cosplaying as Karkat and Dave. No he has not seen the epilogue so he does not know it's canon. Am I ever gonna tell him? No. Why? Because he's my brobro, bromie, bromio, broski, and possibly the best friend i've ever had. But anyway yeah. Please sign up for the homestuck skype roleplay. If you want please find me on tiktok i'm "cloudfloof.cos"  some of my videos have details on auditions for characters.

Okay back to me. I'm only 5ft tall. I'm full grown so I'm not getting any bigger. In all honesty I'm a walking Jake English. Don't ask. I don't have pets. I am allergic to Mc Donalds. The whole place is just corn syrup. Yes I know. I'M ALLERGIC TO CORN OF ALL SORTS. CORN SYRUP, CORN FLOWER, CORN STARCH, POPCORN. Yes my life sucks. But do I still eat corn? Yes. I do. I suffer after words but it's so worth it.

I write most of these chapters on the bus. So when it shakes or goes over a speed bump  it causes misspelled words. I'm a writer normally. I also draw my own comics. Mostly DirkJake. I'm probably gonna be an artist in the future unless I have a magical change of plans. 

I'm a pan/demi sexual. Basically I can love anyone. But they have to be super close to me. I've sometimes find that love isn't worth it. I don't think it'll ever come to me. I'm not even that picky. I just haven't been able to find that person. Yeah... ANYWAY HAHA... 

I live on the east coast of America. I'm unavailable on thanks giving because of my cousin's coming over. So chapters are limited. 

Anyway there's probably more to tell people about myself but I don't even know.  So yeah. Find me on tiktok and spam me. Idc. Audition for the skype group if you wanna.