Excuse me what? (BOOK 2) {Davekat}

Return to hell

Become Karkat Vantas

Happy Wriggling day to me. Anyway change of plans. Dave slept in. You're leaving early instead. You don't need a bag. You never needed one. I hope your teachers will lecture you for your absence. Whatever. They didn't even notice you existed. 

You're wearing you same clothes from yesterday. Cronus has your stuff still. He texted you at 3 am but you decided to not respond. You open the crawl space door. You sneak out quietly passed the sleeping Dave. Wow he still looks hot when sleeping. Ugh keep going. You leave the house and head down the street. You find yourself being caught in a crowd of fans. You waves at them but then signal to them that you are busy. Only a few left. At least you can still walk forward. 

They're spectating you from a few yards back. From the corner of your eye you spot a familiar face. The fuckass John. When he spots you his whole body freezes. He halts where he stands. You wave at him with a smirk on your face. You eventually make it to school. When you walk to the front door everyone stops and stares. Some fan girls squeal. The same short girl with cat shaped horns approaches me.

"Mew are really here!!! Can I purrease have mew's auto graph!!! I can believe mew are at Nepetas high school!!" Says the little troll girl. I guess her name's Nepeta. You nod. Her face brightens. She pulls out a note book. From that more and more kids/trolls crowd around asking for and auto graph. One holds out a pen. You take the pen and start signing a bunch of high schoolers note books. Not long after phones are pulled out and pictures are being taken. I'm used to this. To my surprise kids are getting down on their knees and begging for forgiveness. Soon the whole crowd is on their knees begging for me to forgive them. Nepeta is the only one standing. She backs out of the crowd of kneeling kids. You tell the kids you forgive them and they shouldn't be on their knees. They then complement you on your kindness and stand up.

"Dave!!! See I told mew!! He really is here!!" Says Nepeta from the outside of the circular crowd. Oh no. You chicken out. Fucking again. You run. The crowd follows. First period. C'mon. C'mon. 103 fashion. How ironic. You run into the class and shut the door behind you. No one else is here but the teacher. The teacher turns to you and smiles softly.

"I see I have a special guest visiting my class today. Welcome back Mr. Vantas" Ms. Calliope smiles. 

"Please feel free to stand in the back room so you can be a surprise to the students!" She winks at me. Tf? Well you have nothing else to do.

You do as she says and walk into the back room where they keep cloth and outfits. Score. You grabs a feathery golden scarf and pink heart sunglasses. You look back at Ms. Calliope. She points to her feet. Ah yes. You grab 1.5inch thick heal black boots that end just a bit above the ankle and put them on. She gives you a thumbs up then you close the door. You look in the mirror. Maybe a bit more color. Yeah. You grab a rainbow fedora and take off your beanie. 

You put the fedora on and do a little dance in front of the mirror. Do a couple poses. You look at the heart glasses. To flashy... but there's nothing else? Wait. You reach into your pocket and pull out dark mirror shades. Doesn't Dave have this class 6th period. So last class. You guess Ms. C will let me stay. No. She'll make me stay. The bell rings. Class is starting. Now you have wait for your cue.

"Alright seats everyone!! So this morning I got a little surprise!! So for the last day of school we have a special guest!!" The entire class woooo's because they finally don't have work.

"Mr. Vantas can come out now!" You open the door and peak your head out. She dun goofed.

"Idk can I???" You say In your calmed voice. Instead of yelling. You stuck your head back in after. The whole class screams like a fan girl. Including the guys. 

"Ah ha I see what you did there. Yes, you may come out." Ms. Calliope says sarcastically. You swing open the door.

"Whaddup everyone!!!" You wave at the class. They scream once more. You strut down to the front of the room near the teacher.  You tip your hat and take off your shades to reveal your now naturally red eyes. You wink at the crowd of kids. One girl faints on her desk. 

"Everyone as you know this is Karkat Vantas the most popular super model AND former student of this school!! He's come back for the last day of school!!" Ms. Calliope says.

"Feel free to ask me any questions!! I'm here to hang out with you guys!!" You say. You swear all the hands in the class fucking shot up. It's gonna be a long day. Most of the questions were about getting an auto graph or actual questions about fashion. It was actually super fun. You remember one girl asked if you were single. You responded with 'yes', because you are. Some even asked for hugs. I was a pretty good first half of the day. I changed themes each day as well. You did eboy for 2nd, jock boy 3rd, 4th Japanese fashion, lunch break, 5th fancy, 6th pride. Again. Ironic.  Well really only if Dave shows up it will be. This Wriggling day is going great. Sollux has this class 5th period aka 2 minutes from now. You finish getting into your tux. Damn whoever made this is great with fabrics. It rainbow too. You can wear this next class too. The bell rings. Ms. Calliope speaks.

"Okay class a certain someone has come to visit our class on the last day!! Come on out former stufent of this school Mr. Vantas!!!!" The class squeals... again. You've heard it to many times already. You slam open the door. 

"Hello!!!" You wave at the class. They squeal... again. Before you can walk forward you see Sollux get up, run over and hug you.

"Happy Wriiggliing day a22hole!!" Sollux says. He lifts you up off the ground and then places you down. A kid who sits next to Sollux pulls a box out of his bag and opens it. A cake sits inside. Yum!! You see the cake and immediately rush over to it. Yas!!!!  You feel Sollux put a hand in the back of your head. Ohhoho not today. Sollux is about to push you into the cake but you grip the bottom if the cake and slam it into his face. You laugh at the hilarious sight of cake face Sollux.

"Ew now I don't want to eat it. You got stupid all over the cake." Sollux laughs and wipes the cake off his face. He's the best. We laugh the rest of the class and talk to each other like we've all been friends forever. 6th period is coming.