Ninjago Texting

Spamming Wu

Jay has logged on
Jay: master Wu. KAI TOOK MY PUDDING CUP!!
Wu: I don't have time for this now Jay I'm a bit preoccupied.
Jay: DO SOMETHING MASTER!! I WAS MY PUDDING CUP BACK!!😭😭😭
Wu: go and bother Zane. He can get you a pudding cup.
Jay: I caaannnntt!!
Wu: why not?
Jay: ehh. He's on a date with Pixal or something.
Wu: then go play games with Cole.
Jay: good idea!
Jay has logged off

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Kai has logged on
Kai: master Wu?
Wu: yes Kai
Kai: I have a question.
Wu: okay...
Kai: why do you have a cell phone
Wu: Jay and Lloyd said that it was great if we were separated on a mission and needed to contact eachother it would help.
Kai: then how come I hear anime music coming from your room?
Wu has logged off

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Zane has logged on
Pixal has logged on
Zane: Master Wu?
Wu: yes?
Pixal: I believe you are aware for the others having a habit of greeting conversations with 'hheewwoo'?
Wu: yes I am.
Zane: me and Pixal are lead to believe that you are behind all of it.
Wu: why would you think that?
Pixal: if you spell hheewwoo how it's said then it spells heewoo.
Zane: and if you say it really fast it sounds like Wii U.
Pixal: and if you take the capitals from Wii U then you get Wu.
Wu: as impressive and absurd as this is I'm afraid you are wrong.
Wu: hheewwoo simply means hello.
Zane: tHiS. DoSe noT cOmPuTe!!
Pixal: Zane. Calm down.
Zane: give me a minute.
Zane: okay I'm calm now.
Wu has logged off

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Garmadon has logged on
Garmadon: hello brother!
Wu: aren't you dead or something?
Garmadon has logged off

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Lloyd has logged on
Lloyd: Uncle are you there?
Wu has logged on
Wu: yes I am here.
Wu: why are you texting me?
Lloyd: I can't find the others and I can hear annoying anime music for some reason
Wu: the others have all gone out for the day.
Lloyd: they didn't tell me!
Wu: I am sorry.
Wu: I was unaware that you didn't know.
Lloyd: Kai just texted me. He said that if I hear anime music to come straight to your room.
Wu: NOOOO!!!!!

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Cole has logged on
Cole: Wu?
Wu: yes Cole?
Cole: why the heck did you send Jay to my room to play video games with me??
Wu: I was busy.
Cole: with what?
Wu: meditating.
Cole: Yea I'm sure that Rockefeller street and nightcore go go go is really satisfying.😒
Wu: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT.
Cole: wait. So it's true?
Wu: no...
Cole: I KNEW IT!! WAIT UNTIL THE OTHERS HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!
Wu: why do my students hate me?

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Nya has logged on
Nya: master Wu?
Wu: yes Nya?
Nya: is it true that you listen to anime music??😂😂
Wu: no.
Nya: don't be ashamed Wu!
Nya: Cole listens to it too!
Wu: he does?
Nya: PAH! No!
Nya: your the only one who can't listen to that rubish!!
Wu: 😒