BATIM visit

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Kai has logged on
Kai: hey guys!
Zane: Wha do you want now, you group invader.😒
Jay: what an insult Zane bet no one can top that.
Pixal: I am confused. Was that sarcasm or are you being genuine?
Jay: whose idea was it to have talking dictionary's on the team?
Pixal+Zane: HEY!
Cole: haha. Good one Jay.
Nya: oh come on guys! Don't be jerks.
Kai: it was better than Zane's insult.
Zane: like I care.
Lloyd: so Kai. Why are you texting us??
Kai: I was wondering if u could add my.. ahem. Friends to the group.
Selial: I don't see why not.
Zane: I'm not so sure I trust-
Kai: TOO LATE!!
Kai added Bendy, Boris, Alice, Sammy, projectionist.
Jay: is it just me or do those names sound like they're from a really old cartoon?
Bendy: THATS BECAUSE WE ARE FROM A REALLY OLD- wait. I'm not really old!!
Kai: DONT GET MAD BENDY!! Please stay calm!!
Alice: he's not mad Kai.
Kai: whew. Close one.
Zane: so, let me get this straight. You guys are from a cartoon??
Boris: ehh. More or less.
Pixal: what do you mean by that?
Alice: okay! Hold the phone. Jay here was saying that are names sound like a cartoon. But then we've got 'Pixal' over here, whose name sounds like she's a robot.
Jay: DON'T GET MAD ZANE!!!
Pixal: I AM A ROBOT!!
Boris: why did you tell Zane to not get mad?
Zane: BECAUSE IM A ROBOT TOO!!
Projectionist: cool.
Lloyd: so Bendy. Are you a cartoon or not?
Bendy: yes. I am a cartoon. In a video game.
Jay: saywhaaaaaaat?!
Zane: confusing.
Boris: not very. In a video game lure, we are a cartoon that came to life from a haunted ink machine and our living embodiments are souls that have been pressed through the ink machine, killing our body's and letting us live eternally in ink forms.😊
Pixal: just as confusing.
Cole: great. More dead guys. 😒
Sammy: this is a regular thing?
Lloyd: it happens more often than you would think.
Bendy: BORIS!! DO NOT SPEAK OF OUR ORIGIN!! It is tragic and will lead to Questions. And we can't have questions being asked.
Boris: jeez. Sorry.
Boris: you know saying that in a chat room will definitely lead to the questions you did not want answered.
Sammy: MASTER SAID DO NOT SPEAK OF THE POSSIBILITY OF THEM LEARNING OUR TRUTHS. Leave now Boris.
Jay: wait. Now I'm curious. Can you answer my questions?
Sammy+bendy: DO NOT SPEAK OF THE QUESTIONS!!
Zane: Kaaii. Why did you bring a dragon into the chat?
Kai: DO NOT CALL HIM THAT!! WHEN HE'S ANGRY THERE IS NO FORGIVENESS!!
Pixal: riiiight..
Pixal: I think I've had enough with these guys now.
Pixal has logged off
Jay: well I haven't! I still want my answers!!
Bendy: DO NOT SPEAK DO NOR SPEAK DO NOT SPEEEEEAAAAAKKKK!!!
Zane: Kai. I know you are a Satan spawn but that's no reason to invite your deamon buddies and their friends to the ninja chat room!
Bendy: I am angry now.
Kai: NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
Alice: CONTAIN YOURSELF BENDYY!!
Sammy: DO NOT RELEASE!!!
Zane: I'm sorry what?
Kai: BEAST BENDY HAS ARISEN!!!
Sammy: we warned you, robot. Now you have a big problem to deal with.
Zane: I believe you are forgetting one major detail.
Jay: what's that?
Zane: YOU R IN A DIFFERENT UNIVERSE BIOCHESSS!!!!
Zane has logged off
Kai: ....
Kai: did Zane just swear?
Jay: no.
Cole: I don't think so?
Bendy: I hate that guy.
Lloyd: it was nice to meet you guys I guess.
Alice: whatever.
Alice has logged off
Sammy has logged off
Projectionist has logged off
Bendy: I will never forget this moment. Warn your friend Kai. He hasn't seen the last of me!!
Kai: yes Bendy
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