Ninjago Texting

Parent chat

This story was suggested by @JOKRME. I don't know Cole's Dad's name so I'll just call him that😐

Wu has logged on
Wu: greetings
Ray, Mia, Borg, Dr Julien, Ed, Edna, Misako, Garmadon, Cole's Dad have logged on
Ray: Wu! My old friend.
Mia: Why did you contact us?
Wu: I feel like it would be uplifting for my students to be able to talk with their loved ones.
Garmadon: I believe you are forgetting one small detail, Brother
Wu: what?
Garmadon+Julien: some of us are dead.
Wu: I never said anything about meeting in person.
Ed: wait so am I talking with a bunch of dead people?
Garmadon: ohh not this again!
Edna: yes you are sweetie.
Ed: how does that even work?
Everyone:🤷‍♂️
Garmadon: it's still a debatable question.
Ed: good enough for me!
Borg: so Wu, what did you mean by 'not meeting in person'?
Wu: I can create a chat group consisting of you and the ninja so we can all talk.
Misako: I don't think Lloyd would like that.. he's getting pretty annoyed by Jay creating lots of chat groups.
Wu: any better solutions?
Everyone else: 😐
Wu: that's what I thought.
Cole's Dad: okay I'm back on my phone. What has happened?
Everyone else: read the previous messages
Cole's dad: hmm...
Cole's Dad: HOLY FRICK!! THERE ARE DEAD GUYS HERE!?
Garmadon+Julien: 🤦‍♂️
Wu: it just accrued to me.
Borg: what did?
Wu: as soon as Kai hears about a new chat he does everything he can to get him and the others into it.
Ray: yep. He probably gets that from me.
Mia: did you ever invade a group chat?
Ray: well.. no.
Ray: but it's the ambition.
Misako: so when would he hear about it?
Wu: I would say he adds himself in, in about 3
Wu: 2
Wu: 1.
Others: ...
Kai has joined
Kai: hheewwoo!!
Wu: called it.
Borg+Julien: actually you are 1.023 seconds off target.
Kai: sheesh. Nerd room.
Borg+Julien: HEYY!!
Kai: wait. Dr Julien? How are you here?
Garmadon: I'm dead too!
Wu: that's not an accomplishment.
Garmadon: I know...
Kai: I feel awkward now..
Kai: but I have a job to do!!
Kai added Jay, Cole, Zane, Pixal, Nya, Lloyd, Akita
Nya: what...