Ninjago Texting

Rick and Morty visit

K this will have a bit of bad language but I will use the ** for most of the word.

Pixal has logged on
Nya has logged on
Nya: we got our friends over!!
Jay: which friends are these?
Pixal: remember? We all brought some friends from an alternate dimension and we got ours here!
Kai: well who are they?
Nya: okay. Just a warning. They do tend to swear. But they have good intentions.
Zane: I'm not so certain that they have 'good intentions'
Pixal: It'll be fine Zane.
Nya: GUYS! I WANT YOU TO MEET:
Nya added Rick and Morty
Cole: Rick and Morty?
Rick: yep. I'm [burps] Rick and this is Mo[burps]rty
Pixal: Rick. You don't have to type in [burps] all the time.
Rick: you think I don't know that?
Kai: possibly...
Rick: nobody asked for you opinion d*** ****
Akita: WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH WOAH!! NO SWEARING ALOUD!! There r children here!!!
Rick: I don't give a f***
Pixal: don't bother Akita. He won't stop.
Rick: WUBALUBBADUBDUB!!
Cole: pardon?
Morty: that's his catchphrase.
Zane: but it translates to: 'help me. I am in great pain.'
Morty: shut the f*** up ''Zane''. What do you know anyway?
Rick: he certainly knows a lot more that you Morty. I know you want to start acting all tough, and hard, but it's not working. He is a robot with an intellectual mind and You're just a wimp with a bad haircut, bad luck and a not so smart brain.
Kai: ouch. That's cold.
Morty: honestly. You haven't even seen half of it. All I am to Rick is a device to block out the signals that the galactic federation are use if to find Rick. Every Rick has a Morty. But Mortys are just tools to be used for hiding and sacrifice.
Cole: you surely can't think of that as your only purpose can't you?
Morty: what else can I do?
Rick: don't go driving ideas into his head. He'll start turning into evil Morty.
Kai: say what now?
Raucous: yeahhh.... not a pretty sight. A bunch of people get murdered, you might have to leave your Morty behind as you evacuate to a new dimension.
Jay: and I thought Ninjago was crazy.
Rick: you don't even know the half of it.
Lloyd: so what's this 'galactic federation' ?
Rick: the multiverses' government. They believe they should be in charge I disagree. Don't hate the player, hate the game.
Cole: what the hell does that even-
Rick: WUBALUBBADUBDUB!!
Zane: you should really stop saying that.
Rick: don't care enough to listen.
Rick: any way, I have to head to dimension E1/34 soon so just tell me when this fight is happening so I can be not just the smartest man in the multiverse but also the most brutal.
Morty: i mean you did kinda take out loads of the Ricks that run the galactic federation. And you have destroyed entire dimensions and planets. Plus you decided to stay and join in on the purge planet.
Rick: correction Morty. YOU decided to stay behind and join in on the purge planet.
Morty: you know what I mean Rick!
Rick: I take your points. But I really gotta head back to dimension E1/34 to get way more of the mega fruit.
Morty: ugh really?!
Rick: yes Morty. We have to go back to the mega fruit planet.
Kai: so how do you get from dimension to dimension?
Rick: portal gun.
Jay: I guess there is a reasonable explanation for everything?
Morty: yep.
Cole: Welp. It was a nightmare to meet you.
Rick: right back at you.
Rick has left
Morty has left
Zane: I'm not to certain it's a good idea to bring them to the battle?
Pixal: yeaaa..... probably right.
Jay: so your going to tell them not to come?
Nya: depends....
Kai: YOU TWO HAD VETTER SORT THIS OUT!! THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA AND WE SHOULD DEFINITELY NOT HAVE A BATTLE BETWEEN THESE ALIENS AND DEAMONS WE CALL OUR FRIENDS!!!
Lloyd: you started it Kai.
Kai: I KNOW AND I GREATLY REGRET IT!!
Cole: so the fight is off?
Everyone: DEFINITELY!!!
Cole: whew! I didn't want anyone to get hurt.
Everyone logged off

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K sorry for not updating this story in a while! I e been slowly updating the other story's aswell so that's why I haven't updated anything for a while.

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