September-
Wait no.
November 25th, 2019
HELLO. AND WELCOME TO MY HILARIOUS BOOK.
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Someone stole my calculator today...
That makes me sad.
LIKE GUYS
IT'S MY CALCULATOR
NOT YOURS
IT CLEARLY SAYS MY NAME ON IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Okay so.
In school, we had to watch this video on sexual harassment, and it was basically replacing the word sex with sandwich.
And so now the running joke at our school is whenever someone does something, they yell, "I DON'T WANT UR SANDWICH".
Yeah. My school is weird. Anyone who goes to my school can confirm. (I'm talking to you, my special snowflakes)
So my friend and I were joking in the car, and he just yells really loudly, "I DON'T WANT UR SANDWICH"
And since my dad was driving us that day, he turned around, and the guy I was carpooling with just went completely silent, pulled out his phone, muttered something about Star Wars, and said nothing else that car ride.
HAH YEET
My book is hilarious, right guyssssss?
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Lol yep bye now
YOU ARE READING
My Life.
HumorThis is supposed to "help my social life" We all know I need help with that-
