A Beginner's Guide To Summoning Satan. [Day 28]

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by LunaLovegood823

by LunaLovegood823

Sometime in November

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Yep.

STEPS TO SUMMONING SATAN (with my friends.)

STEP 1. Get someone to sacrifice. Usually choose the idiot of the group, or if you want, just get the friend who just yells "HAIL SATAN" all the time. You know who you are.

STEP 2. Find people who want to participate. Usually, there will be a lot of people who do, and that one kid who just ends up watching and recording. There's also that other kid who enjoys yelling about how they're a child of Jesus Christ. If you want, go ahead and sacrifice them too.

STEP 3. Get in a circle around the sacrifice(s). Lift arms up. T pose. (See WikiHow for details.) Run around in a circle. If the sacrifice is the insane satan follower, allow them to lead the chant. Today, it was something like this.
"Repeat after me! G a y!"
"GAY!"
"G a y!"
"GAY!"
"G a y!"
"GAY!"
"Cocaine."
"...Cocaine?"
"ALL HAIL SATAN!"
"ALL HAIL SATAN!"

STEP 4. Wait. Eventually, the sacrifice(s) will go insane. This happened, and I can prove it. Although, our sacrifice was already insane, so...well. Yeah. Just wait until they get possessed or whatnot

STEP 5. If you can get a school nurse to join in, great! (No joke, the school nurse just came in and started t-posing with us. idk if he actually knew what we were doing)

AND THAT'S MY GUIDE TO SUMMONING SATAN. YOU'RE WELCOME.