I Guess I'm Going To Die. Prepare My Funeral. PS: There Will Be Cake. [Day 18]

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by LunaLovegood823

by LunaLovegood823

October 7th, 2019

So, everyone seems to want to stalk me through this.
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coOoL!

STORY TIME KIDS.

I carpool this kid. He's my age, we've known each other for a LONG time. This is how he comes into the car.

Him: OOOOOOOOF. *He slouches down, takes out his phone*

H: GIMME DAT CHESSTTTT *aggressively taps screen*

H: oufgwueiygfoueqygfouqeygfouyqegfouywergofuygeoqwruygfoi723yr9hqiurgf87q23gtifuwhf897 g2b3fkjwhqp8237gitir 2uh3r907 y23hrpq1u34yht972yh34qui4thfp9348yt834i.

Me: Uh, you good?

H: ...huh?

OKAY, THAT'S THE STORY FOR TODAY.

BUT WAIT. THERE'S MORE!

Today, in my horrible class, my teacher wasn't here! Yeyyy
And this friend
He wants some rubber bands
For something
He said something about war.
I give him one
But then he just looks at me and goes
"THIS IS A RUBBER BAND FOR YOUR BRACES, NOT AN ACTUAL RUBBER BAND."
I just wink.
He looks at me, and then mutters darkly:
"You know, once you choke and die on one of those, I'm going to say: I TOLD YOU SO."
My other friend looks at him and goes:
"While she's dying...?"
He answers with a;
"YES!"
"Mkay then..." I say, confused.
"ONCE YOU DIE, THAT'LL BE GOOD, MEANING ONE LESS MOUTH TO FEED ON THIS EARTH-"
We all stare at him.
"Oh, sorry. No offense." He mutters.
"Uhh, mkay." I answer

TIME SKIP

My other friend, watching a video for a project.
"I swear, this video is only about this girl...It's making me hungry."
The video is about a baker.
So someone else just goes: "Wait, you want to eat her?"

OKAY THAT'S ABOUT IT! SEE YOU GUYS LATERRR