November 14th, 2019
My friend was walking, and he tries to hit a tree branch, and misses. He ends up yelling at the tree, saying:
"I WILL DESTROY YOU
I WILL KILL YOU
I WILL KICK YOU
I WILL WHIP YOU
I WILL BURN YOU
I WILL CRAP ON THE ASHES
I'LL FEED YOU TO THE ANNOYING DOG DOWN THE STREET
...
But then I'll plant a new tree because we can't waste trees kids"
My other friend added, "TEAM TREES, LET'S GET TO 20 MILLION".
So yep. That's my friends for you.
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