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October 8th, 2019

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KIDDING.

Today, my teacher suddenly just goes:
"IF ANOTHER ONE OF YOU GOES SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK TO ME, I SWEAR-"
Needless to say, everyone laughed.

TODAY IN PE:
We died. New stuff, and some kids were playing with the weight balls in our group. We were punished, having to do planks and pushups and plank up-downs. You might think, oh, that's not so bad! No. It was for around 20 minutes, and we weren't able to come down. At all. It was...interesting.

WHY COULDN'T THE TEACHER JUST PUNISH THOSE 3 GIRLS? I DUNNO. TEACHER LOGIC IS GREAT.

TODAY IN ENGLISH:
I raged. My teacher STILL hasn't regraded my 0's, that I didn't deserve (I TURNED THEM INN) and it's been 2 weeks. I think those are going onto my report card. YAY!

ALSO:
In the car with the guy that I was talking/typing about. He's trying to stop an update, and he says to Siri:
"Hey Siri, stop the update on google maps."
Okay, opening Google Maps on the App Store.
"NONONONONONONO! LOOK WHAT SIRI SAID~"
I look at the phone. What Siri thought he said:
I like Lassie.
She responds with:
"You do?"

Ah, I love Siri. She can be so incompetent sometimes. Although, sometimes it's nice to just tell her to rap. It's...interesting.

OKAY TIME TO POOF

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