My Life.

aRe YoU cAllINg us oNE sIDed? [Day 25]

Sometime in October

I have compiled a list of stuff that happened that I found funny.

1ST OFF:

My friend (1): So, did you know that if you learn Chinese, you actually become more intelligent?
My friend (2): Why?
1: Oh, in other languages, such as French and Spanish, you only use one side of your brain.
2: aRe yOu cALlIng uS oNe sIDEd?!

2ND (Same numbers, different people):

1: *steals 2's bag*
2: GOSH DARN IT ____
1: *chuckles*
2: GIVE ME BACK MY GOD DANG BAG
1: What's the magic worddd?
2: ...please.
1: Sorry, we're going to have to put you on hold.
2: .O. HOW DARE YOU *smack*
1: Okay fine, I'll give it back.
2: :D
1: Sadly, it'll take 10 business days to get back to you.
2: *screaming*
1: Oh! Do you have a membership? If so, then we can get back to you in 2 day shipping!
2: I am a member!
1: So, what's your card number?
2: I dunno. I don't have my card with me.
1: Then I'm afraid it'll take 10 business days to ship to you.
2: *finally is able to grab bag*
1: ...you got a discount.