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Chapter 271: Relapse

Inmate 2767 (State Penitentiary, Huntsville, Texas)

Me: What up, Nigga!

me: Niggaaa!!! Where da fuck you been ma'ng!! Been fucking waitin' for you!

Me: Oh. You know, places to go, people to see. You know how it is, my nigga!

me: I do, I do... I don't. I'm locked up nig and ain't anotha brotha in here but me.

Me: True, true.

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Me: Ok, that got dark real fast.

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me: Bra, you just left me man, been just sittin' her'... bored off my ass, fuckin' talkin' to myself n'shit!!

Me: I hear ya, my nigga... but I'm here now!

me: Coo.

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Me: So you fuckin' ate that dude, nigga, that's soo crazy, nigga... you crazy!

me: Wha!! You fuckin' told me to!

Me: I was just joshin' witch you my nigga. Didn't expect you actually do it! That's fucked up, man!

me: What the fuck... What THE fuck! I told you I didn't want to! You pretty much made me do it... 'you gonna starve, li'l nigga!' 'He gonna eat you, li'l nigga!!!'

Me: Ya, true, true... I 'did' say that. I was just kiddin' wit all dat doe, nig. You're fucked up in da head, ma'ng!

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me: Fuck you!

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Chapter 272: Las Vegas Bust

Brian O'Connell (Zippy's Car Wash, Baton Rouge, Louisiana)

It's amazing how fast you can blow through basic necessities without any sort of conserving or rationing whatsoever. Still have almost $15k in cash, but at this point, it's worth little more than its weight in firewood.

2 days ago, 5 days after the power finally did die (freakin' plumber was right), I hit the open road in search of better... warmer, horizons. My hotel room was getting cold a few weeks before that, though. Yesterday, my truck ran out of fuel and I had to hoof it 30 miles to Baton Rouge.

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You always see in those movies where the couple who just survived some end of the world event, suddenly for some God awful, unfathomable and completely unbelievable reason, leave their shelter and go to some random location across country... soo freakin' stupid! Well, it got 'really' freakin' cold! Who'd have known it gets 'that' cold during a nuclear winter!

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Haven't seen even one other car the entire time... I don't get it. Didn't everyone else see the same movies I did?


Chapter 273: Autosarcophagy

Inmate 2767 (State Penitentiary, Huntsville, Texas)

Me: So what now, Nigga?

me: I'm gettin' 'real' hungry again, man.

Me: No one else to kill, Nigga... you done ate everybody!

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me: Still one nigga left, Nigga.

Me: ...

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