Rise of the TMNT: My Version

Mystic Mayhem

The series starts off with a dog-like creature running along the sidewalks of New York, being pursued by two men with their dogs in baby carriers. When they have the creature cornered in an alleyway, it has a trick up its sleeve and magically teleports away.

Man: Come back here! (begins running)

As the dog-like creature runs away, he spots a girl and jumps into her arms.

???: (catches it) Huh?

Man 2: Give us that creature!

The girl runs away from the men.

???: What's going on?! Why does those humans want you for?!

The creature teleports her to another location.

Man: Rats. They got away.

Man 2: Keep searching! They can't be that far from here!

Later that night, the Turtles zipline from Molina Tower over a high-class rooftop party where a shady deal seems to be going down... only to zip past it, going for the rooftop pool on the building next door to perform a cannonball into the pool.

Everyone: (cheering)

Ryuko: That was awesome, you guys!

Patrick: I caught it all on my waterproof video recorder.

Marco: You guys crush it!

Midnight Lycanroc (Nightmare): Though we all got wet in the process!

Raichu (Lemon): Nothing to worry about! It's just water! It'll dried up eventually.

Tsareena (Rena): Right~...

Male Meowstic (Emerald): So where should we head next?

Shiny Midnight Lycanroc: I know where we can head to! Rucker Park!

Ampharos (Jewel): That sounds good! April?!

April: Game on! But first, (puts wet floor sign) wet floor and (puts dry pool sign) dry pool. Our work is done here!

Hillary: Smart idea. Don't want anybody to get hurt if they come here.

Before heading off to Rucker Park, Raphael notices the dog creature and the girl in a construction yard.

Raph: (crashes into wall) Hey wait, guys! There's a poor pet and a girl there. They must be lost or something. (jumps down)

???: (shrieks in surprise)

Raph: Whoa, whoa, calm down. We're friendly mutants.

???: You're not here to harm me.

Leo: Absolutely not, madame. (grabs her hand to help her stand up) My name is Leonardo. Call me Leo. I'm the coolest brother here and you're quite beautiful.

???: Uh huh... My name is Jasmine Amethyst.

April: Jasmine? That's a nice name! I'm April and this is Ryuko, Marco, Hillary, Patrick, Donnie, Raph, Mikey and you have already met Leo.

Leo: Hello...

Ryuko: And who's this? A pet of yours?

Jasmine: Actually no. I don't own any pets.

Raichu: Really?

Jasmine: Really.

The creature jumps, scratches Raph's mask and jumps to April's arms as he licks her cheek.

April: Aw~! I wasn't that wet from the swimming pool. (hugs it)

Mikey: It's so weird... What is it?

Donnie: Maybe a nuclear St. Bernard.

Ryuko: Maybe. And it seems this one doesn't like you.

Raph: Shut it. Pets love me, okay?

Shiny Midnight Lycanroc: Whatever you say...

Suddenly the jogger men also show up.

Raph: Oh no, humans! Time for plan H.

Leo: Um... excuse me, sirs! Can you direct us to the local science fiction convention that we're clearly dressed up for?!

Mikey: Snazzy alien turtle outfits, huh?

Donnie: We are just typical, normal humans who got lost in the middle of our normal, everyday human lives. Nailed it.

Leo: (whispers) Dude, you gotta make it to rehearsel.

Raichu: Cause that was horrible acting.

Man: How about giving us that creature? How we say, give it to us or we'll destroy you.

Ryuko: No way, Jose! We're not gonna give you this dog-thing without a fight!

April: Yeah 'cause-

Ryuko: Shut up, April. Leave this to me. And if you think you're stepping against my friends, you got another thing coming! I'll be kicking your butts all the way to Mars! And I'm not talking about my friend Mars! I mean the planet Mars!

Man: We aren't afraid of you nor your friends nerdy voices.

Donnie: That was my real voice.

Raph: You think you can beat us?! I would like to see you try!

Donnie: What's wrong with my real voice?

Male Meowstic: Don, let it go. I know what happens when you can't let things go.

Donnie: I'm just saying. What's wrong with my real voice?

Male Meowstic: Here we go.

The two joggers and their little dogs reveal their true forms.

Leonardo: Sooooo... You guys from Jersey?

Michelangelo: Really, Leo?

Leonardo: What? I can't make a joke in the middle of the craziest thing ever? That's how I cope.

Patrick: I never knew they were mutants! Um... What kind of mutants are they?

Hillary: Don't know but we have to fight!

Ryuko: Hell yeah! Now this is what I'm talking about! (charges)

Marco: Ryu, wait!

Ryuko: Lycanroc, use Rock Throw!

Shiny Midnight Lycanroc: Rock Throw!

Patrick: We don't have much of a choice here. Lucario, use Bone Rush!

Lucario: Bone Rush! (attacks Guardsmen)

The Guardsmen dodges the attack and quickly defeats Ryuko, Shiny Midnight Lycanroc, and Lucario.

Ryuko: They're strong...

Marco: Leave this to me and Blaziken! Use Close Combat! (charges at Guardsmen)

Blazken: Close Combat! (strikes one Guardsman)

Marco: Yes! (punches Guardsman 2)

Donnie: Nice one! Now I got the rest!

After turning the Tech Bo into twin rockets, he throws it but malfunctions.

Male Meowstic: I somehow knew that was gonna happen.

The creature teleports to grab the bo and then teleports to Donnie.

Donnie: Hey, it can play fetch. And teleports so... OMG, it can teleport! (gets hit by the purple blast)

April: Donnie!

Donnie: Ow... That really hurts. A lot.

April: Oh you're gonna get it now! Jewel, Thunderbolt!

Ampharos and Male Meowstic: Thunderbolt~!

Leo tries to slash the other Guardsman but the mutant dog bites off the katanas.

Raichu: Your katanas! It just bite right off!

Leo: Not to worry. I'm still a great ninja. And I have another plan. (takes out Pokeball) Come on out, Bun!

Pyukumuku: Pyu! Huh? What's this?

Leo: Show them what you're made off, Bun! Use that incredible hands of yours!

Pyukumuku: You got it, boss! Take this! (slaps Guardsman) That's right! What are you gonna do about that?!

The Guardsman points his sword at Bun as it charges up.

Pyukumuku: Oh right. You have laser swords.

Leo: That's what I was waiting for.

Pyukumuku: Are you trying to kill me?! Oh no, I'm not doing that.

Leo: Relax, Bun. This is all part of my plan. Use Counter.

Pyukumuku: Right. Hope this works.

He blast Bun.

Pyukumuku: Counter! (blasts Guardsman) And also, (slaps Leo across his face) don't ever do that to me again! Next time, tell me your plan beforehand! Please?!

Leo: (rubbing his cheek) Alright alright. I promise. Now return.

Raichu: (chuckling as Leo gives him a disapproved look) Wha? It was kinda funny. After all, you got yourself in a real pickle with Bun! (laughing)

Leo: (sighs)

But eventually, they lost the fight and they were able to capture the creature.

Guardsman: We got the creature! We have to head back!

The other Guardsman creates an M-like symbol to open a portal. Just as they enter, a delivery man suddenly appears and then gets sucked into the portal by mistake.

April: We have to save him! (runs)

Raph: April wait!

April, followed by Marco, Patrick, Hillary and Ryuko jump into the portal before it closes.

Raph: No~! April, are you alright?! Are the guys there?! Hey! April!

Mikey: Hm...

Jasmine: What is it, Mikey?

Mikey: I saw that symbol before...

She turns on a watch and analyze it.

Jasmine: This symbol is quite weird to said the least.

Donnie: Your watch can analyze things? Did you build that yourself?

Jasmine: Yes. Well actually, I come from somewhere that has the most advanced technology. Arkanias.

Mikey: Never heard of it.

Jasmine: Because I'm from there and thus an alien in human disguise. (changes her human ears into elf-like ears. My real name is Delia Jakolia. Princess of Arkanias.

Raph: What?! An alien?!

Delia: Sorry I deceive you but I have to pretend to be human in order to blend in. I'll explain everything later. For now, we should find a way to save your friends.

Mikey: And I know the right place to go! The Lair! Follow us, your highness!

Delia: Please just call me Delia. No need to be formal.

Mikey: Oh right.

[Lair]
[Living Room]

Tsareena: So any ideas?

Raichu: We can ask him nicely.

Midnight Lycanroc: No, you idiot. We can't just ask him. We have to find another way.

The four bow down in front of Splinter.

Raph: Hey, pop. Is it okay if we can have the living room for the night?

Splinter: (laughing and coughing) And I thought purple was the funny one.

Donnie: I told you guys I was the funniest. But maybe I can hook it up to the bedroom. Wouldn't that be lazier?

Splinter: No! My butt is asleep. Just the way I like it. Now move out of the way. You're in front of my favorite channel. (laughing as they move to the back of the chair)

Delia: So much for that. Now what?

Raph: Okay, I have an idea. (starts drawing)

Delia: I don't think this is gonna work in my opinion.

Leo: Not to worry. Leon's got it/

Midnight Lycanroc: What?! How did you-?!

Raichu: You know pop always fall asleep after milk and cake.

They see him snoring asleep.

Delia: Now we should head back to the construction site before he wakes up.

Everyone: Right!

Delia: And leave this one to me. (teleports the Turtles)

Donnie: Amazing. You have to tell me how to do that.

Delia: Only we Arkanians have the ability to teleport. Mere humans and mutants don't have that ability unless it had come up somehow.

Raph tries to figure out how to open the portal with the device. However, he freezes and starts to crack under pressure as his younger brothers make multiple side comments.

Raph: Stop smelling my fear sweat!

Tsareena: I don't think he got this.

He throws the device but it bounces back to his head and then Mikey catches it.

Mikey: Let me open this portal, Raph!

Raph: (points up) Go for it... (falls back to the ground)

After holding the device over the wall, it starts glowing. Mikey uses the device to create a "M" like symbol on the wall, opening the portal.

Donnie: And it worked!

Leo: Good job, Mikey!

Mikey: Thanks!

The four brothers "cannonball" into the portal and fall under to a mysterious location underground.

Everyone: Whoa...

Raichu: I can smell Raph's amazement sweat...

Delia: I never realize there is a world like this in New York.

Midnight Lycanroc: And look! There's a lot of Pokemon I never seen before!

Raichu: It's like monster city here! I wonder if we could meet harpies!

Male Meowstic: We don't have time for that. We gotta find April and the others. We can do some exploration later.

Then they heard April and the others' voices and runs up and hugs them.

Raph: So glad you're alright!

April: We're fine.

Ryuko: In fact, we have been doing some exploring and find something quite interesting.

Patrick: We're in a mystical city under New York. So that means depending on which manhole someone had fallen to, it will take them to different parts of this city.

Delia: I see... So where's the dog-thing?

Hillary: In there. (points to a castle-like structure) The poor thing must be so scared in there.

Lucario: So we have to save it!

Sylveon: So let's go in there.

Everyone: Right!

As they enter

Donnie: I really need my lab to be like this. In my style of course.

Male Meowstic: Well it is quite... interesting to say the least.

Then they enter a room that has a tall structure.

Man: This is really creepy. Can you release me?

Lola: Release you?! No way! You're gonna be part of an experiment!

Huginn: Right! A BIG experiment.

Baron: And (takes jar from the creature) I finally got the ingredient I have been looking for. I can finally start my plan of world domination. (pours green substance to a plant)

Lola: This is gonna be exciting, Mr. Draxum! I was getting bored out of my mind!

Man: Um... Is this gonna hurt.

Lola: Maybe. Just hold still.

As Baron Draxum grabs a mosquitoe with the green substance, the delivery guy is forced to stand and gets stung by it. Once it does, he mutates into an imitation crab.

Everyone: (gasps)

Donnie: Well case closed. It was an imitation crab.

Ryuko: You seriously had to say that didn't you?

Donnie: Just saying.

April: We gotta help him. Or her. I don't really know its gender.

Raph: But how? Our weapons got destroyed.

Donnie: And this is why I had said you should've made your weapons out of high-grade titanium. You said you didn't need but this had happened so who's laughing now?

Raph: Guys, who need weapons? We're ninjas! Leo's got mad skills, nobody flips better than Mikey, Donnie's got that big old brain, and I got uh-

April: A friend who knows where there's a room full of weapons!

Leo: Ah, thank goodness. We were so dead.

Hillary: Follow us. We'll show you where it is.

Ryuko: And you can get some awesome weapons like these!

They take them to a room.

Mikey: Where's the weapon room?!

Ryuko: Hang on tight! (pulls level)

Everyone: (screaming)

Ryuko jumps in after them.

Patrick: We're here...

Midnight Lycanroc: Whoa!

Raichu: Awesome~!

Ryuko: I know right? It's beautiful.

April: So go ahead and take your weapons.

Leo: (picks up katanas) Oh perfect.

Mikey: (swinging around nunchuks) These look good.

Raph: Hey guys. How about we take these glowy ones?

Amazed, Leo and Mikey drop their weapons and immediately runs to it. Leo grabs the Odachi Sword, Mikey grabs the Kusari-fundo, and Raph grabs a pair of Tonfas.

April: Donnie, you wanna take this glowy weapon-thing?

Donnie: Nah I'm good. (rubs his Tech Bo) I'm never gonna let you go. But this (takes small crystal) looks interesting.

Raichu: All right! You got your weapons back!

Midnight Lycanroc: Even cooler weapons!

Delia: So we're all ready to face this Draxum as the girl with the bell ribbons said. Let me teleport everyone there. (teleports everyone to Baron's location)

Lola: Um, Mr. Draxum? We have some unwanted guests!

Baron: What?!

Raph: Hey! Stop that imitation crab and give us that dog-thing!

Leo: Um... Maybe you should make a better sentence then that.

Raph: What's wrong with that one?!

Raichu: Should be a more heroic approach to it!

April and Ryuko: (groans in frustration) This is gonna take forever...

As the Turtles talk to each other, Baron looks at them.

Baron: You're... so beautiful...

Lola: Mr. Draxum?

Baron: They're the most beautiful specimen in existence. I must capture them for myself. To research them.

Lola: Oh okay...

Raph: You should stop this and give us that-

April and Ryuko jumps into battle.

Mikey: Oh my gosh, they just ran in!

Patrick: (sighs) Those two are always gonna head into battle without us.

April tries using her teeth to take off the vines but then gets attacked by Hunnin and Munnin.

Ryuko: Let go of my friend! (slashes them away)

Huginn: She's tough.

Muninn: Very tough. But we can't let them defeat us.

Huginn: Right!

April: Dia, help us out!

Flygon: Flygon!

Ryuko: Charizard, help us out too!

Charizard: Charizard!

Huginn: Uh...

Muninn: Now we're in a big pickle.

Baron summons vines and a monster.

Baron: Capture those specimen!

Raph: Let's do this, team!

They run on the vines while Leo is sliding down the vines.

Raichu: It's huge!

Midnight Lycanroc: We can take care of this!

Hillary: First, it needs to be still.

When she throws the shurikens, it changes into twin giant knives to pin its feet down.

Hillary: What?

Leo: Awesome! (slashes its leg)

[ROARING]

Marco: It's gonna punch at us!

As he puts his wrist together, the gauntlets begins to glow and it creates a barrier.

Patrick: That was amazing...

Mikey: Yeah! Rena, Leaf Storm!

Tsareena: Leaf Storm!

[ROARS IN PAIN]

Donnie: I got this! (flies up)

Male Meowstic: Hope this works this time.

Donnie transforms Tech Bo into twin hammer rockets.

Donnie: (screams) Oh no! Watch out, guys!

[BING; BOOM]

Donnie: Nailed it! (takes a picture while posing)

Baron: Hm... Accidentally impressive. With a bit more training, you could be worthy soldiers.

Leo: So are you gonna give up or what?

Ryuko: Yeah are you?

Baron: (laughs) Baron Draxum never surrenders.

Raichu: Oh~, I see what are you doing. You're talking to yourself in the 3rd person to make yourself more evil.

Raph: Only Raph speaks in the 3rd person! Okay, guys! Let's put our training to good use!

Leo: Training? What training? You guys have been training?

As they fight Baron Draxum, Poco is watching from afar.

Poco: Whoa... They're really gonna fight Master Draxum... Hm... Maybe they can stop him from mutating the humans. But maybe they need some practice.

Hearing Mikey screams as the Kusari-fundo gets outta control, he was able to grab Mikey using water and pulls Mikey to him.

Poco: You okay?

Mikey: I'm fine! Thanks for saving me, um... uh... Name?!

Poco: Poco Folio. And it seems you were having trouble with the Kusari-fundo.

Mikey: Yeah! I didn't know what happened! It was out of control and I was flying with it! What the heck happened?!

Poco: That's because this one is a mystic weapon. You see, the Kusari-fundo has a mind of its own. So if you want to master this, you have to use your mind to fight enemies or getting to higher places to grab things.

Mikey: Oh~! Now I get it! Thanks, Poco!

Poco: You're welcome. Now you better get going.

Mikey: Right! (leaves)

Poco: (sighs)

He continues watching the Turtles. He sees Raph getting hit to the wall due to the Tonfas and Leo going through the portals over and over again.

Donnie: And this is why I like to fight the old-fashioned way. With highly advanced technology! (begins fighting Baron Draxum)

Poco: Jeez... (jumps down)

He helps Leo out by simply pulling him off the portals and grabbing the Odachi sword.

Leo: Thanks...

Poco: You're welcome. This Odachi sword has the ability to create portals. You simply have to think of a place you want to go and then slash it to create the portal to that location.

Leo: Now I get it. Switch and save! Thanks.

Poco: No problem. (puts down Odachi sword and walks to Raph) And also, these Tonfas will increase your power and strength as long as you're thinking about angry thoughts.

Lola: Poco, why are you telling them this?!

Poco: I'm just telling them what the weapons do.

Lola: But still! That's very bad of you to do that! They're the bad guys and we don't help bad guys!

Poco: I understand that.

Soon, Baron traps our heroes in the a green tarp-like leaf around them.

Mikey: (rubbing Donnie's cheek with his) We never spend enough time together. (kissing face)

Donnie: Not now, Mikey.

Lola: This is getting boring... (flies down) Hm... What if... (pulls vine) Yeah, that should make things more exciting. (chuckles mischievously)

Baron: We are the same. Why are you ruining my plans?!

Donnie: Um... We have a huge problem right now.

Ryuko: This place is going to crush us into pieces!

As they scream, Baron gets squished by a giant rock. Mayhem was able to escape after the cage was smashed.

April: Little guy! Can you do your thing and get us out of here?!

He teleports them out of the castle. Once out, Mikey makes the portal open and they jump in. But unbeknownst to them, some animals jumps in as well.

[Construction Site]

The device broke after it was slid out of Mikey's hand.

Mikey: Oh no. Splinter's do-hickie!

Marco: Everyone alright?

Ryuko: We're fine.

Patrick: And we have some animal companions here too.

Ryuko: An African wild dog, a poodle, a wolf, and an owl.

Hillary: They must've followed us from the castle.

April: Man... (catches creature) Thanks for saving us, little guy. Or girl. You were really calm throughout that mayhem. Hey Mayhem. Now that's a cute name!

Raphael: We just defeated a boss villain! We're heroes! We deserve a name like "Mad Dogs"!

(He, his brothers, April, Her friends, the animals, and Mayhem look to the side in dramatic poses as the name "Mad Dogs" flashes across the screen and a dramatic music sting plays.)

Leonardo: Mad Dogs? You don't think something like "Ninja Mutant Turtle Teens" or - I don't know. Maybe - We'll keep brainstorming.

Suddenly, thousands of Oozesquitoes comes out of the portal and enter New York.

Donnie: That's not a good thing.

Leo: We should go. People's blinds are opening up.

They quickly leave the construction site as the portal close and an Oozesquitoes gets squished on the screen.