Rise of the TMNT: My Version

The Fast and the Furriest

[Lair]

Male Meowstic: Everyone is here, Donnie.

Donnie: Great job, Emerald. I'm glad you all came here for a short notice.

Raichu: Of course we did!

Male Meowstic: We have something we want to show you.

Leo: Let me guess. Is it the drill you made when we were fighting those Silverfish?

Donnie: No. That's not it.

Midnight Lycanroc: Lame!

Male Meowstic: It's something we have build. So we would like to-

Mikey: Is it a cooler, BIGGER drill?!

Donnie: No it's not a drill! This is the big surprise! Emerald, Sputnik!

The two pulls the curtain to reveal nothing but a tunnel.

Mikey: Yay! A tunnel full of nothing! I'm so proud of you.

Donnie: Huh?! What?

Male Meowstic: The Turtle Tank! It's gone!

Espeon: That shouldn't be possible. It was supposed to be here.

Donnie: And we worked so hard to create a vehicle out of the Jupiter Jim Moon Buggy. Where's our Turtle Tank?!

Meanwhile, it is revealed that Splinter is driving the Turtle Tank.

Luxray: You like this, old man?

Splinter: Of course! This is the most fun I had in ages! Now you sure this is okay?

Luxray: Yes it is! He won't notice we took it. Now just drive this thing and keep your eyes on the road! Woohoo~!

[Turtles]

Dragonite: We couldn't find anything!

Salamance: Nothing at all.

Raph: You tried your best. Return!

Leo: You too, Red Moon!

Grumpig: It's not here.

Midday Lycanroc: It must be here somewhere.

Tyrunt: But who would stole it?!

Donnie: Someone we know for years...

[April's Apartment]

Donnie: (kicks the door) Alright you! Where's our Turtle Tank?!

April: Hi Donnie, You have nine seconds to tell me why you just broke my door down.

Leo: Someone took Donnie's Turtle Tank.

April: Oh I see... And as your best friend, you naturally suspect me.

Mikey: She gets it!

Donnie: Oh don't give me that! I know you took it!

April: Bella, give me the bat.

Sylveon: Here you go. (gives her the bat)

April: Thanks. Three. Two. One.

[SCREAMING; FALLING]

Donnie: Okay. She's innocent.

Mikey: Sorry April! Movie night later?

April: Your treat! (air kiss them before closing the window)

Quilava: So now what?

Donnie: I know! We should head to Ryuko's. As a rebel, she must've taken the Turtle Tank for a drive while we were distracted.

Midday Lycanroc: But you promise won't kick her door too.

Donnie: Let's go!

Midday Lycanroc: Of course he would ignore me. (sighs) Why am I not surprise?

[Meanwhile]

Luxray: Splinter, stop!

He stops the Turtle Tank.

Splinter: What is wrong, Star?

Luxray: I'm getting hungry.

Splinter: Hm... I'm also a bit hungry from all this driving.

Luxray: Good thing I took two jars of money from Lemon. He doesn't even notice I took it. So it should be enough to get a meal.

Splinter: Alright. Please hurry up.

Luxray: On it! (steps out of the Turtle Tank) I'll be right back! (closes door) Hm... What should we get? (looks around) I know! Some sushi should do it.

She enters the sushi restaurant.

Luxray: Hello there! I would like to have sushi to go.

Cashier: What kind of sushi?

Luxray: Some sushi rolls, crunchy rolls, and some dragon rolls please?

Cashier: Please take your seat while we prepare your order.

Star takes a seat.

Luxray: After I pick up the meal, we're gonna drive again! Can't wait!

Houndoom: Hey gorgeous!

Luxray: (turns) What do you want?

Houndoom: Just wanna chat. So~ have any plans tonight?

Luxray: I'm just driving with the old man. Showing him a good time of his life!

Houndoom: That sounds lame.

Luxray: It's NOT lame! He's having a great time! And if you don't believe me, we can fight about it outside.

Houndoom: I don't feel like fighting. But if you wanna hang out instead of that old man, that could be arranged.

[POOF]

Houndoom: Huh? Oh hubba hubba! Wait for me! (runs after female Houndoom)

???: You okay, Luxray?

Luxray: Yeah I'm fine. Thanks. But who are you?

[Ryuko's Apartment]

Donnie kicks the door again.

Donnie: Alright you! Where's our Turtle Tank?!

Ryuko (wearing pajamas): Uh... What the hell are you talking about?

Midday Lycanroc: Someone has took the Turtle Tank and Donatello here thinks you took it.

Ryuko: Because since I'm a troublemaker, I can pretty much steal your things? Ha! That's a laugh! I was in my room the entire time. Do you even have some evidence?

Donnie: I know you took it! I don't need the evidence to prove that you took my Turtle Tank without my permission! Now hand it over!

Saphira: Donatello, you can't just accuse people of things they haven't done. Ryuko's innocent. If she was gone, I would've took notice.

Ryuko: And now it's time for some ass-whooping since you dare to accuse me of something I didn't do in the first place!

She kicks them out of her room via window.

Donnie: Okay, so our inner circle is secured.

Ryuko drops down with Saphira carrying her Katana-Sai.

Mikey: You're coming with us, Ryu?!

Ryuko: Yeah I am! This seems way too much interest to let it go. So you need to find your Turtle Tank eh? Well maybe it could be another mutant.

Leo: That's it! It must be another mutant! And I know the perfect place we can go.

Saphira: Where?

Raichu: The mutant pizza place!

Ryuko: The mutant what-now?

Shiny Midnight Lycanroc: I never heard of that before.

Raichu: It's a pizza restaurant for mutants! You're gonna love it! Just follow us and you'll see it for yourself!

Ryuko: That sounds interesting. Let's go!

They headed to the alleyway with a graffiti of two skulls side by side/

Ryuko: Is this it?

Raichu: Hold on. Raph didn't open it.

His hand glows as the portal opens.

Ryuko: Whoa...

Raph: Okay, Leo. Do your thing.

Leo: The ol' "using my charms to get information from a pizza place" trick. Watch and learn, babies.

Ryuko: Oh boy...

Raichu: Hello, Senor. Keeping your head attach? (chuckles) Just kidding. I'm messing with you. Look, have you seen a Turtle Tank around lately?

Skeleton: Teddy Bear Town coupon? (crumbles up) That's nice. Now go away.

Leo: (walks away) Hello, one-eye mutant. Have you seen- ugh! Why hi there, little baby. Have you- (screams) Oh come on!

Donnie: Enough of your stupid routine!

Julia: Hey boys! What's the commotion?

Ryuko: Who's that?

Mikey: This is Julia Dingo! She works here as a waitress.

Tsareena: And knows everything about everyone that comes and goes here. She's quite useful to get new info if we're having trouble.

Julia: So what's the problem?

Donnie: Some wise guy had stolen our Turtle Tank! So someone better speak up or I'll tear this place apart!

Julia: Calm down, Donnie... You're overreacting.

Donnie: Then do you know who did this?! Have you seen a large vehicle?

Julia: Nope. Sorry, guys. I haven't met anyone with a large-looking vehicle.

Skeleton: Let's calm down. This is a respectful establishment.

Mikey: No worries. We're not cops or anything like that.

Skeleton: You're not cops?

Ryuko: If you think you can fight us, take me on first.

Skeleton: You? Ha! But I wonder why a human is here. We have a strict "No humans" policy. This is a mutant-only restaurant.

Ryuko: That can change. I'm friends with mutants. But if you want us to leave then alright. Let's go, guys. This is wasting our precious time.

Skeleton: Let me escort you out.

They got thrown out of the portal before closing.

Ryuko: (growling) He's gonna get his whole body crushed into little pieces!

Donnie: There's no time to get angry! We need to find that thief that took our Turtle Tank. But then I remember I install the shopping cart protocol.

Saphira: What is the shopping cart protocol.

Midday Lycanroc: Donnie?

Donnie presses the button which causes the Turtle Tank to stop.

Splinter: Hey, why did it stop?!

Computer Voice: The shopping cart protocol has been activated.

Luxray: Darn it! I completely forgot!

Ruby: What is the shopping cart protocol?

Luxray: It's a stupid program in which the Turtle Tank is stopped when it reaches a certain perimeter. I completely forgot Donnie install it!

Splinter steps out of the Turtle Tank.

Splinter: I'll go fix it! You stay here.

Henry: I have a bad feeling about this.

As Splinter tries to fix the engine, a food truck appear.

???: Need some help, lad?

Splinter: Huh? (turns around) Who are you?

Meat Sweats: Just a fellow driving around. Seems like you're having some trouble. Need some help?

Splinter: I don't need your help. I can handle this myself.

Meat Sweats: I see... Well maybe you would like a meal. I have something you would love to eat. Only with the finest ingredients money can buy.

Splinter: Hm... Okay. I guess I can have something to eat. I did eat sushi but I'm still hungry.

Meat Sweats: Excellent! And I can make a killer dessert.

[Turtles]

Grumpig: So are we there yet?

Donnie: Not yet, Onyx. Just be patient.

Mikey: Whoa, are we gonna need a protractor?

Donnie: No...

Mikey: An abacus?

Donnie: Literally never.

Mikey: A calculator?

Donnie: I don't understand what's on your mind sometimes.

Ryuko: I found it! And it's so badass!

Mikey: Yeah it is! It looks amazing!

Raichu: You did a great job, Donnie!

Grumpig: Snazzy ride! Can't believe you actually build this thing!

Midday Lycanroc: With a little help of course.

Raichu: But why is Splinter here?

Donnie: Oh I should've known it would be him!

Midday Lycanroc: And isn't that Meat Sweats down there?

Raichu: Oh no! If Meat Sweats is here, then he's gonna eat Splinter! We gotta get down there and save him!

[Splinter]

Meat Sweats puts butter on Splinter's head and starts rubbing on his head.

Splinter: (sighs) This is so relaxing.

Meat Sweats: Of course it is.

Splinter: Hm... I was thinking of a restaurant... (eats) that you can eat your way in due to cheese... (eats) I called it "Cheese World." But my sons thinks that's a stupid idea.

Grumpig: You have sons?

Splinter: Yes! Four to be exact!

Meat Sweats: Red, Orange, Blue and Purple?

Splinter: You know their names!

Meat Sweats: Because they're outside right now.

Splinter: What?! They can't know I took the tank! (puts Meat Sweats on the driver's seat) You steer I pedal! We need to get outta here as fast as we can! (presses pedal)

Ryuko: They're getting away! Time for a chase scene! (takes out Pokeball) Come on out, Noivern!

Noivern: Noivern!

Ryuko hops onto Noivern's back.

Ryuko: I'll keep an eye on them! You just follow them!

Donnie: Right! Everyone, to the Turtle Tank!

Everyone: Right!

[Meat Sweats and Splinter]

Grumpig: So you took the tank from your son? We did some bad things in our lives but you're a wild animal!

Splinter: I'm not like that. Purple is a monster! He fries the TV in which there's only education shows! That's why I can't be caught no matter what.

Donnie: I know you're in there! Dad, I can see your tail! Oh papa, if you surrender now, there shan't be any consequences.

Splinter: That is a lie! I taught him that one.

Raph: You're with a dangerous mutant, pop. Meat Sweats just want to eat you!

Splinter: Your name is Meat Sweats?!

Grumpig: Actually, his real name is Rupert.

Splinter: Oh~ I suggest going with Meat Sweats.

Ryuko: We gotta stop that truck! Noivern, Dragon Pulse!

Noivern: Dragon Pulse!

Meat Sweats: Pigallia, protect this truck at all times!

Grumpig (Pigallia): You got it, Meat Sweats! (jumps on top of the truck) Psychic! (stops Dragon Pulse) Have it back!

Ryuko: Dodge it!

Noivern dodges Dragon Pulse.

Ryuko: Have any ideas?!

Raph: We gotta stop that truck!

Donnie: I'll just use the boom cannon!

But before he could do that, Leo stops him.

Leo: Donnie, dad is in that thing.

Donnie: Can I go semi-lethal?

Trio: (growls softly)

Donnie: You never let me shine!

Midday Lycanroc: Then we should use the grappling hooks.

Donnie: Good idea. Activate the grappling hooks, Sky!

Midday Lycanroc: Right! (presses button)

The grappling hooks latches to Meat Sweats' truck.

Grumpig (Pigallia): We have a problem!

Grumpig: That's right, Pigallia!

Raichu: You have nowhere to run!

Mikey: Now give us our dad back or else!

Grumpig (Pigallia): With pleasure. Cue the hatches!

Meat Sweats presses a button to open the truck to its side.

Meat Sweats: Let's unleash the flavor. (grabs snake) Pigallia, distract them while I suck the juices out of this snake!

Grumpig (Pigallia): Got it! Zen Headbutt!

Raichu: I got this, Leo! (pounces) Giga Impact!

Grumpig: (grunts)

Raichu: (grunts) That hurts!

Leo's Grumpig: I got this one! Shadow Ball!

Grumpig (Pigallia): Shadow Ball!

[BOOM]

Raichu: Careful with the Shadow Ball!

Leo's Grumpig: I'm trying to! Now shut up and focus on the battle!

Meat Sweats: Now have some of this! (starts spitting acid)

Leo: Watch out!

The acid got in contact with the metal bars which causes it to erode.

Raichu: That isn't good!

Ruby: Hold on, fellas! Ruby Caramel will save ya'! (presses button)

The chains let go of the truck.

Leo: Thanks...

Ryuko: Midnight Lycanroc, let's use Rock Throw!

Shiny Midnight Lycanroc: Rock Throw!

Grumpig (Pigallia): Not a chance! Psychic! (stops Rock Throw) Have these back as well! (throws rocks at them)

Henry: Now what?

Luxray: Mikey, try to connect the truck with the Turtle Tank!

Mikey: You got it! (uses Kusari-Fundo to grab onto the truck)

Leo: That's better. Meat Sweats, is this the best you can do? Give me your best shot.

Grumpig (Pigallia): He's mocking us!

Meat Sweats: I'll give him the best shot. (starts spitting acid)

Leo tries to open the portal until he was able to create one.

Leo: Got it!

Meat Sweats gets acid in his eyes.

Luxray: Bull's-eye!

Ryuko: Nice one, Blueberry!

Leo: Why thank you. And don't call me Blueberry.

Henry: (puts on gloves) Mikey, hold these strings. They're strong enough to hold your arm.

Mikey: Okay! (grabs strings) Now what?!

Henry: Just watch.

The strings on the other glove begins to grow as it stretches to the cages. He then pulls it to release all the mutants.

Grumpig: Our ingredients! Now you're gonna get it buster!

Meat Sweats: Whatever! Let's just get outta here!

Raph was able to stop the Turtle Tank to save the mutants from being squished.

Raph: Whew...

Then Meat Sweats throws Splinter out of the truck before driving away.

Splinter: Meat Sweats, come back! Please! (turns to the others as he chuckles nervously)

Donnie: Dad, what you did was completely irresponsible and reckless! That's it! (as Ryuko starts recording) You are watching the "Science of Chairs" Channel for a month young man! Follow by the "Long Division" Channel and the "Memorizing Pi" Channel! SPOILER ALERT: The 99th digit is 7! And as for you, Star! You're joining him because of your actions as well!

Luxray: You can't be serious!

Donnie: I am serious! I had never seen you be so bad like this! I need to do extra measures to make you behave!

Luxray: Oh yeah?!

Donnie: And what are you gonna do about it?!

Luxray: This! Thunderbolt~!

Everyone: (screaming in pain)