Rise of the TMNT: My Version

Insane in the Mama Train

The episode begins with Splinter, wearing a black jumpsuit, on the rooftops. He looks down to see four Foot ninjas patrolling the roof of the Foot Shack. He jumps and spread his arms in order to glide in the air. But before he could land, a pigeon gets in his way.

Splinter: Shoo! (pushes pigeon)

But the pigeon starts attacking Splinter. The Foot ninjas noticed it.

Foot Ninja: It's just two birds in love.

[AWW~!]

Besides them, on top of another rooftop is April, wearing the Foot ninja outfit, is observing them along with Aurora, Silva, Kamala and Knight.

April: They're distracted. We should knock them out.

Alolan Ninetales: Right.

Kamala: Remember what I taught you, April.

April: I know!

However, Splinter crashes into the Foot ninjas. Making them knocked out.

April: Oh come on! (jumps and lands on top of Foot Ninja) I was gonna knock them out myself!

Splinter: You will do it once we get inside the Foot Shack.

Kamala: Then let's get inside.

The group sneak their way to the bottom of the Foot Shack where the Dark Armor is located.

Splinter: (gasps) The Dark Armor...

Kamala: It's nearly complete...

Foot Liutenant: The armor is nearly complete.

Houndour: But it's missing the final piece.

Houndoom: The most important one... The mask.

Baron Draxum: I am aware of that dilemma. We need to find that piece so I can wield its power.

Marcario: So where is the final piece?

Leurona: Not sure! It could be literally anywhere!

Ranhita: Either way, resurrecting the Shredder is our top priority. (to Baron Draxum) We won't rest until that piece is found.

Splinter: Where are the boys?! They should be here by now.

April: They'll be here. I'm sure of it.

|Turtles|

Raph: Gonna eat some cake! Gonna eat some cake!

Veneranda: (voice) It's almost done, Beary Boo! Just wait for a few more minutes.

Raph: Okay, Pudding! Mm~! Can't wait to eat some delicious cake!

Midnight Lycanroc: It's gonna taste amazing!

Kassandra: Raph, heads up!

Raph: Huh? (gets hit by will-o-wisp which causes him to crash into a wall)

Leo: (laughing) That was hilarious!

Raichu: Nice one, Kass!

Kassandra: Sorry, Raph...

Raph: It's okay...

Josephina: Honestly... (sighs) Hey, shouldn't you guys be going somewhere?

Mikey: Somewhere?

Tsareena: I don't remember going anywhere.

Male Meowstic: Me either...

Raichu: Either way, let's just sit back and relax! Rai-rai...

Piper: Raph, watch out!

Raph gets hit again and crashes to the other way. Causing the badge to start beeping.

Midnight Lycanroc: Uh-oh.

|Splinter and April|

Splinter: The panic alarm! The boys are in trouble! We need to retreat!

April: You go. We'll stay here.

Alolan Ninetales: It's too dangerous, April.

Kamala: Relax. I have taught her some ninja moves of my own so we'll be fine.

April: Besides, if anything goes wrong, I'll bounced.

Splinter: Such a noble and dedicated warrior. You are a ninja supreme, April. (leaves with Aurora and Silva)

April: Wait, did he call me a pizza?

Kamala: No... What he meant to say is you are a great ninja. Or in this case, a kunoichi.

April: Kunoichi?

Kamala: It's a female ninja. I need to teach you the meanings of ninja culture.

April: Right.

Ranhita: Alright, everyone! Listen up! We need to take the Dark Armor to the secret location! That's where we're gonna be doing a ritual once we have all the pieces of the Dark Armor. So first, we need to take apart the armor and put it in boxes. Make sure it's in separate boxes!

Gallade: Secret location? A ritual? What does that mean?

Kamala: I know what they're talking about. They're gonna transport the armor to a secret location somewhere in the Hidden City.

April: But to where?

Kamala: There's a mystic train at the mystic train station. We can use that to sneak inside, grab the armor pieces, and get out as soon as possible.

April: And I have a plan for that.

|Lair|

Alolan Ninetales: What the?! What happened here?!

Raichu: Uh... Sorry for the mess...

Midnight Lycanroc: But we promise to clean up!

Alolan Ninetales: You guys were supposed to come to the Foot Shack with us!

Male Meowstic: We're really sorry about that... We forgot.

Alolan Ninetales: (sighs)

Tsareena: Please don't be mad at us!

Alolan Ninetales: No, we aren't mad... We're just... disappointed. (walks away with Splinter and Silva)

The others look down in sadness.

Leo: Wait, should I tell them that...? (hears them scream) Okay that was my fault!

|Splinter|

Everyone: (groans)

Alolan Ninetales: What should we do, Splinter?

Splinter: I never thought I would say this. But I believe we should use the scrolls to help us.

Alolan Ninetales: The scrolls? I don't like those scrolls. You sure about this?

Splinter: Yes. We need to make sure Draxum doesn't use the Dark Armor at any costs!

Leafeon: Right.

|Turtles|

Midnight Lycanroc: We messed up big time...

Raichu: What do you mean?

Midnight Lycanroc: They were... disappointed at us.

Tsareena: Because we didn't went to the Foot Shack with them?

Male Meowstic: Because we made a huge mess?

Midnight Lycanroc: This is serious! We need to make it up to them!

Raph: Agree! It's time we do this right!

|April|

In the mystic train station, April is in line. Holding a box alongside the other Foot ninjas.

Gallade: So this is the place?

Kamala: Correct. This train will take you to other parts of the Hidden City.

Gallade: I see...

Then they spotted Baron Draxum and Big Mama. Along with their respective groups.

Belinda: Baron Draxum, this is quite surprising. Where are you taking those boxes to?

Morse King: I want to know that too! I have to come out from my casino to be here just by Big Mama's request!

Jacqualin: We can't tell you that yet. It's a secret. So please respect our privacy.

Belinda: Jeez... We're just curious.

Big Mama: (turns into her Yokai Form) Right.

Baron Draxum: Then maybe this will keep you from asking questions. (takes out an orange orb with black "hands" around it)

April: Hm...

Belinda: Beautiful...

Big Mama: Scrumptious! Can't wait to use it.

Foot Recruit: Hey! You're holding up the line!

April: Huh?! Oh! I'm sorry! (walks off quickly)

Gallade: Our mistake. (walks off quickly)

Kamala: Sorry about those two. They're new members.

Granbull: Well the one thing we don't like about a mystic clan is inefficiency!

Foot Recruit: Now continue moving. Now!

The Foot ninjas quickly moves inside the train.

Kamala: (thinking) Perfect! Now that April is inside the train, we can get the Dark Armor in no time.

|Lair|

Splinter: Huh? Boys?

Raph: Pop, we're really sorry. And it's not pretend sorry. This is the real deal!

Leo: We are ready to accept our destiny and follow the Tamato Clan ways.

Donnie: It's Hamato.

Leo: Hamato?

Donnie: Yes!

Leo: Whatever. Hamato. Tamato. Same thing.

Mikey: We're gonna be the best ninjas you'll ever see! Starting now! (rips sticker from his shell)

Alolan Ninetales: I see... Then let's do this.

Everyone: Right!

|April|

April: Wow... So this is what the inside of this train looks like? Fancy~...

Gallade: April, we can't lose focus. (whispers) We need to grab the Dark Armor and get out of here as quickly as possible.

April: I know that. Don't worry about it. (puts down box) We just have to lay low for a bit. Just until the opportunity comes to us.

Gallade: Wise idea. Laying low in order to not attract unwanted is our best strategy. Just in time for the others to arrive for assistance.

April: Exactly. Just as long as we don't get caught, it'll be fine...

Ranhita: Hey you! (April yelps in surprise) What are you doing standing around for?! If you are done with the boxes, you need to get out of this storage room immediately!

April: Right! Sorry!

Foot Lieutenant: Ranhita, don't yell at the member. You must show them respect.

Ranhita: My apologies.

April: Um... I really need to leave this train.

Foot Lieutenant: Leave? Sorry but we have to stay in the train.

Ranhita: That's the rules.

April: Oh! I see... So I have to stay here?

Foot Lieutenant: Yes. You may leave the train after it reaches its destination. Do you understand?

April: Yup!

Foot Lieutenant: (pats her head) Good. (turns) If you need me, I'll be in the gym. (presses button)

April: Whoa! He disappeared! What is this weird-looking door?

Ranhita: This? Well this door has many eye buttons. Each one will take you to another area of the train. However, you are not allowed to press this one in the middle.

April: The one that is black and yellow?

Ranhita: Yes that one! Only the Lieutenant, Brute and Draxum are allowed to enter this room. It contains the Dark Armor. Nobody else is allowed to be in this room! So if I caught you trying to get in, I will personally threw you out of this train! You understand?!

April and Gallade: Yes ma'am!

Ranhita: Good. I'll be keeping an eye on you. So don't pull any funny tricks on me.

April: Understand! (presses button to leave the storage room)

Ranhita: (sighs) Sometimes I feel like we're just inviting anyone into the Foot Clan...

|Turtles and Splinter|

Kaminari: Wow! You guys look amazing!

Splinter: Yes they are. I have to train them so they can be ready for anything.

Kaminari: I see... So you guys ready to stop Baron Draxum from completing the Dark Armor?!

Everyone: We are!

Kaminari: Good! Everyone is waiting for us. We need to get going fast.

Raichu: Right! Lead the way, Nari!

Kaminari: (nods)

|April|

April: So where are we?

Gallade: Hm... It seems to be we're in the bedroom corridors.

April: Wow, it's so roomy. These bedrooms are nice! Wish I could have something like this in my room. (trips over the wire) What the?!

Apollo: (laughing) Gotcha! You totally fell for my wire trip prank! (laughing)

April: Why you...?!

Apollo: The name's Apollo! You call me Apo! You must be that new member who made Recruit very mad.

April: I was... distracted.

Apollo: Uh-huh. And I guess you already met my sister Ranhita. Hope she didn't give you a hard time right?

April: A little. And wait, she's your sister?

Apollo: Yeah! Me, her, Macario and Leurona are siblings. Ranhita is the oldest and the leader. Thus being very bossy and strict towards us.

April: I see... Well it was nice meeting you but I have to go.

Apollo: Alright. But if you need some pranking tips, I'm your turtle! Bye-bye! (walks off)

April: Whew... Now then, I can't get to the Dark Armor right now. We just have to lay low until we get the opportunity to get to that room.

Gallade: Without Ranhita finding out what's up.

April: Right. (stops when they reach another door) Hm... Which button should I press now?

Gallade: Hm... We need to be careful. All of these buttons lead to another area of the train. I believe you should press the green one at the middle right.

April: Okay. (presses button to leave the area)

|Kamala|

Foot Lieutenant: Kamala, so glad you decided to come back to our side.

Kamala: Of course. I am the Guardian of the Foot Clan. However, I don't want Baron Draxum to wear that armor.

Foot Brute: Why?

Kamala: Because he has no honor! He's not worthy of wearing the armor! Plus, back in the botanical gardens, he...

Baron Draxum: Enough, Kamala! I have a job for you.

Kamala: And that is...

Baron Draxum: I need you to stay with the Dark Armor. Making sure nobody tries to get inside. If they do, eliminate it.

Kamala: Understand... (thinking) This is great! I can easily steal the Dark Armor and put it where nobody will find it. (chuckles to herself) But for now, I have to pretend I'm with them before doing the whole betrayal thing. Then it's goodbye Draxum and hello Foot Clan once again.

Baron Draxum: After all, once I wear the Dark Armor, all of humanity shall be destroyed and Yokai will live in the surface once again!

Kamala: Whatever... Just let me go to the Dark Armor already.

Baron Draxum: Right. Follow me.

|Turtles|

Ryuko: Whoa, you guys look different.

Donnie: We have been training.

Ryuko: Training? Like doing it seriously?

Mikey: Yup!

Ryuko: Cool... Hope to see your skills in a real fight.

Marco: So what's the plan?

Kaminari: As you know, the Foot Clan is trying to resurrect the Dark Armor. Baron Draxum is planning on using its power to destroy every human on Earth.

Splinter: The Dark Armor is nearly complete. They just need one more piece and it will be completed.

Yukiko: That's why we need to destroy the armor completely.

Kaminari: Exactly.

Hillary: Sorry to interrupt but where's April? I thought she would be with you.

Splinter: She's currently doing an undercover mission right now.

Ryuko: What?! Undercover mission?!

Alolan Ninetales: Yes. But we trust her to do this alone. After all, Kamala is there with her, so there's nothing to worry about.

Marco: But that's really reckless of you to let her do this by herself! Even with Kamala's help, she could really hurt herself!

Vodingo: Hope she doesn't get hurt~pyon.

Nisha: My fair April... Please come back safe and sound...

|April|

April: A restaurant? Now that's fancy! (walks around)

Gallade: It is quite exquisite. But we have to focus on the mission in-hand.

April: I know. Don't worry. (turns around) Let's just head to another area of the train! (presses button) A pool area?! If I knew they had a pool here, I would've brought my swimming gear.

Gallade: Focus.

April presses the buttons to head to the other rooms. The two went to a hot springs room and a spa room before heading to the garden room.

April: Wow... What a beautiful garden... (spots Pokemon) And there's Pokemon here!

Macario: I'm glad you love my garden. Hello there.

April: Um... Hello?

Macario: Please don't be scared. No need to question a hello.

April: Oh okay. Um... My name is... uh... Tiana Opinion? Yeah Tiana Opinion. Nice to meet you.

Macario: Hello Tiana. My name is Macario. You may refer to me as Mac if you want to.

April: Right. Anyways, is this your garden?

Macario: Yes... I did all of this myself.

April: All by yourself? That's impressive! I never seen something like this before!

Macario: These mystic flowers have the ability to make anyone calm down. Even the most hotheaded people can calm down just by being in the same area as these flowers.

April: Cool... I feel really calm now... Well~ it was nice meeting you, Mac. But we need to go to another room.

Macario: Where are you heading to?

April: Uh...

Macario: Well, this train does have a Pokemon room. It should be the purple button on the bottom left.

April: Thanks! See ya! (pushes button)

Macario: Goodbye...

|Kamala|

Kamala: We meet again, Shredder. It's been 500 years since you were alive. Reigning terror all over Feudal Japan. Just to be crushed by the Hamato Clan. (sighs) I missed you, master. But I won't let Baron Draxum wear the armor. If anything, I'll just simply destroy it and put it in the Netherworld. Baron Draxum can't open a portal there since he isn't a resident. For now, I shall wait until the others come.

|Turtles|

The Turtles and their allies made it inside the train.

Ryuko: We arrived. But where is the Dark Armor located at?

Ashley: It has to be inside this train somewhere!

Arabella: So let's look for it already!

Leo: Hold on. Before anything, we need to make a plan.

Raichu: And the plan is... we should split up and look around for the Dark Armor.

Mathias: That sounds like a great plan! Let's split up!

Raph: But in groups. Also, we need to save April as well.

Nisha: Right! If any of those Foot scum dare lay a finger on her, I shall punish them severely!

Marina: Nish, calm down. I'm sure April is safe and sound somewhere in this train. Now let's split up into groups and search for both the Dark Armor and April.

Everyone: Right.

|April|

The room they are in contains various types of Pokeballs inside clear containers.

April: Look at all the Pokeballs! Either Big Mama or someone else must've been collecting these for awhile now.

Gallade: Most likely they're selling these Pokeballs to various sellers throughout the Hidden City.

April: (looks around) Nobody's here. So~ we can maybe take one of these Pokeballs with us?

Gallade: I don't think that's a good idea. Someone might come in here and catch us taking one of the Pokeballs.

April: You're such a worrywart. Relax... Nobody's coming here or anything like that. Besides I'm gonna take one.

Gallade: Out of all of this?

April: Yes. Yes I am. Hm... But which one?

Gallade: Please make it quick before someone gets here.

April: Okay, okay! Don't rush me! Jeez! Can a girl think before anything?!

Gallade: My apologies.

After a while of looking at the Pokeballs, she settles with a Dusk Ball. She then throws the Dusk Ball to reveal the pokemon Nickit.

Nickit: Nickit!

April: A Nickit? Never heard of this Pokemon before.

Gallade: Me either.

Nickit: (looks around in confusion) Where am I? Who are you?

April: 1) You're inside a mystical train. And 2) I'm April O'Neil! This is Knight, one of my Pokemon!

Gallade: Hello.

Nickit: I'm Nickit. The Fox Pokemon. I'm a male if you want to know. Thanks for setting me free. I've been inside that Dusk Ball for some time now...

April: I see. Well don't worry. You're coming with me. I think you'll be an awesome addition to my team.

Nickit: Team? (April nods) Then I accept it. I just want to get out of this place as soon as possible.

April: Right! Then let's go!

Nickit: Wait, can you also grab four more Pokeballs?

April: Four more? (groans) Alright. I'll grab four more Pokeballs.

Gallade: April...

April: This will be quick. I promise.

Gallade: (sighs) Please do so...

|Donnie and Mikey|

Toiana: A gym in a train? That's random.

Scylla: I know right? But we should focus on the mission.

Toiana: I know! I'm just saying. A gym in a train is random.

Charlotte: Anyways, I don't see April here. Guess she's in another room.

Mikey: Hope she's gonna be okay.

Donnie: I know she will. That girl can handle anything.

Toiana: You got that right!

Leurona: Recruit, you can do it! Lift that bar!

Foot Recruit: (panting) I... can't. (puts bar back)

Leurona: But you were so close though...

Granbull: Can't be help. We just need more training on arm strength.

Leurona: True... (sighs)

|April|

April: I'm back in the storage room! Now to get out of here as soon as possible! (tries to open the back door) Locked?! Oh come on! Now what?

Nickit: You need to relax... Just think of another way of escaping from this crazy place!

April: How?

Nickit: Calm down first before anything. You're hyperventilating a bit. I can tell.

April: (breathes in and out) I'm calm now...

Nickit: That's good! Now then, we should just head to another room before...

Houndoom: Hey! What are you two doing back here?!

Foot Brute: What business do you have in the storage room?

April: Um... Well~, I accidentally lost something and I wonder if I left it in this storage room...

Foot Brute: Oh! What did you lose?

April: My... uh... keys?

Houndoom: Keys?

April: Yeah! My keys! I always have my keys with me so I can get into my apartment! I must've dropped them here and I didn't notice it. Could you help me find my keys please?

Foot Brute: Sure thing. We'll find your keys.

April: Thank you so much! I owe you one! (thinking) Of course I don't owe him one. This is my chance to leave this area. (pauses) Or~ (takes out Pokeball) come on out, Jewel.

Ampharos: Ampharos! (April shushes her) Ampharos...

April: Harmonic Evolution. (transforms after being fused with Jewel) Now to knock them out for a bit.

She sneaks behind them and uses Thunder Punches to knock them unconscious.

April: Sorry I have to do that. But no hard feelings okay? (to Nickit) They'll only be like this for a little bit. I only use a little of its true power.

Suddenly, something crashed from the rooftop.

Kassandra: We're inside!

Nisha: (gasps) April! (hugs her tightly) I'm so glad you're safe! I was super worried about you!

April: Nisha? Kassandra?

Ryuko: April~! (punches her in the face) That was for making us worry! What were you thinking?! You could've been killed in here!

April: (rubbing her punched cheek) Nice to see you too, Ryu...

Nickit: What strength...

Ryuko: Jeez... Nice time, please call us before you do anything stupid!

April: Understand... But if you guys are here, that means everyone else is here as well!

Kassandra: That's right! They're all here to both save you and to get the Dark Armor.

April: I see... Well thanks for that.

Kassandra: What are friends for!

Meanwhile, the Turtles and their groups are fighting against the Foot members. Donnie and Mikey's group are fighting against Foot Recruit, Foot Lieutenant, and Leurona. Raph and Leo's groups are fighting the Guardsmen, Ranhita, and Apollo.

Ranhita: I won't let you get to the Dark Armor! Shredder will be resurrected! (dodges attack)

Leo: Not on our watch. Lemon, Thunderbolt!

Raichu: Thunderbolt~!

Ranhita: (dodges) You're quite an opponent. But those skills won't be helping you with this fight.

Leo: Well give me your best shot, comprende...

Ranhita: (growling)

|Kamala|

Kamala's ears perked up as she heard noises of our heroes fighting.

Kamala: Huh? Hmph! Seems like they have arrived. And nice timing as well. (turns to Dark Armor) Don't worry. We'll destroy this armor so Baron Draxum won't be able to wield your powers.

???: Who says about destroying the Dark Armor?

Kamala gets wrapped around the vines.

Kamala: Baron Draxum!

Baron Draxum: I see... So you intend on destroying the armor.

Kamala: You don't deserve wearing the Dark Armor! I know what you did back in the botanical gardens! You're not worthy! You're nothing more than a coward that wants everything handed down to him immediately instead of putting the work into it! (grunts in pain as the vines wrapped her tighter)

Baron Draxum: So what if I did?! My goal is to eliminate all of humanity! Turning them into Yokai so our species can live in the surface once again! They already drag us underground!

Kamala: I won't let you... (engulfs herself in flames to burn the vines) Once we defeat you, your reign of terror will be over! (starts attacking Baron Draxum)

Baron Draxum: You can't defeat me. I will complete my goal and take back the surface no matter what! (attacking Kamala)

Kamala: (dodging his attacks) I can never forgive you for all you did! You will be out of the Foot Clan dead or alive! (slashes Draxum) I want everything back to how it was before you show up! (turns around) And I will start by destroying the Dark Armor in pieces!

Before she could slash the Dark Armor, Jacqualin creates a barrier. Kamala bounces back from the barrier.

Baron Draxum: Just in time, Jac.

Jacqualin: Of course. I can't simply let a mutt destroy the armor.

Kamala: (growling) You're gonna pay for this... I will haunt you 'till the day you perished...

Baron Draxum: Oh really? (something flashes from behind)

Raph: Kamala, we're here!

Kamala: Just in time... (to Baron Draxum) Your time is up, Baron Draxum. You are severely outnumbered.

Baron Draxum: Am I? (whistles)

Suddenly, our heroes get tied up in vines.

Baron Draxum: As for you, (the vine pulls April towards him) I want you to send this message to Lou Jitsu. If he wants to see everyone again, all he has to do is give me the final piece of the Dark Armor. Understand?

April simply growls. Draxum summons a portal and throws her and Nickit into it before closing it.

Baron Draxum: Hmph! Too bad he's not gonna see your faces again.