Rise of the TMNT: My Version

War and Pizza

[Albearto's Pizza Restaurant]

April is playing a crane game to pick up a kid.

April: How did you get in here anyway?

Manager: Whoa, whee! I hope we aren't headed for another of your "epic party fails," Party Captain O'Neil.

April: Oh no, sir. Tonight's the night I'm finally getting a party all the way through Albearto's happy birthday song and cake.

Manager: I hope so. This is your last chance. (walks away)

Glaceon (Yuki): You sure you got this, April?

April: Yeah I'm sure! And I have my friends here helping me out!

Aisha: That's right, April! I'm here to help you out!

Ryuko: And us too. Though Delia had to do some studying.

Hillary: But you have nothing to worry about. We'll be here to help you get through this party without anything going wrong.

April: Right. You got this, Party Captain O'Neil.

[THUMB CHIMES] - [ROCK MUSIC]

Ryuko: Get hyped, kids! Coming to the stage to sing "Happy Birthday", give a big "what up" to the Cheese Master of Bear-imonies, Albearto and his Fun Time Band, Cheery Tomato and President Pepperoni!

Albearto: Bon giorno, kiddies! I hear someone's a year older today, and I'm not just talking about my underwear.

Aisha: (chuckles) What? It's funny.

Albearto: Okay, sing with me, kiddies! - Happy...

Timmy: Hey, Albearto. Incoming!

Marco: Timmy, don't!

The soda drenched Albearto and chaos ensue.

Glaceon: This isn't good.

Blaziken: I knew this would happen.

Aisha: Kids, calm down right now!

April: Not good. Not good. (calls Donnie after Albearto breaks, with a turtle emoji with a purple mask as his caller ID)

(The screen splits to show Donnie answering the phone as his brothers are chased by a flying microwave robot shooting lasers.)

Donatello: You are conversing with Donatello.

April: Dude, I need your help!

Donatello: For you, anything. As long it does not involve bees, or spiders, or beach balls. Please not beach balls. (shakes his head slightly at the thought as the microwave bot crashes and explodes behind him)

April: Can you fix Albearto? He broke before singing "Happy Birthday!".

Donatello: (turns to his brothers as the screen opens whole on him) April still hasn't gotten through the "Happy Birthday!" song yet, guys.

Raphael: April still hasn't gotten through the "Happy Birthday!" song?

April: (cuts in on screen) Am I on speaker?!

Donatello: (the screen goes back to him) Or cake, actually.

Leonardo: (snickers hard) Or cake?

Raphael: Albearto's is the pizza place, right? We'll be right over.

April: (over the phone) Hey, if you guys are in the middle of something-

(She's interrupted when the call ends abruptly and the Turtles suddenly come bursting in through the doors behind her in battle-ready poses just as quickly.)

Raphael: Fixers in the house, swoopin' in to save the day!

April: That was fast! Actually, I just needed Donnie.

Raphael: Oh we know. We just came for the free pizza! Remember, blend in like you're a birthday bot.

(He and his brothers walk like robots to the kitchen, as well as making accompanying beeps and boops.)

Michelangelo: (in a robot voice) Aye aye, captain.

April: So can you do just a quick fix?

Male Meowstic: Yeah we can. Just hold on. Me and Sputnik can handle this with Donnie.

Luxray: While I sit down and let the troubles begin.

Ryuko: (sighs) Are you sure Donnie got this?

April: I hope so. I don't wanna get fired so he's my only chance.

Aisha: Awesome~! Never thought you're friends with talking turtles! This would be awesome for my blog! (runs to Donnie) So~ what's your name?

Donnie: Donatello. You can call me Donnie, Don, or D. I take either-or.

Aisha: Okay. So you're like the mechanic here?

Donnie: That's right. I'm more of a tech genius. I can build and fix anything.

Aisha: That's cool!

Marco (Voice): Kids, let's all calm down! Albearto won't be happy if you're misbehaving.

Hillary: Someone, do something!

Ryuko: Looks like they're losing it.

Donnie: And short circuiting con-qu-ered. Now to juice up his...

April: That's enough! I just need him to sing "Happy Birthday" and quiet the kids down so I don't get fired.

Male Meowstic: Oh, sure, he could just sing it.

Espeon: Or, he could dazzle!

Glaceon: Please, please, no dazzling. We don't need any dazzling.

Donnie: You know, he might end up being the greatest entertainer-bot of his generation.
And voila, Albearto 2.14.2. We upgraded my upgrade in the middle of the upgrade. Now, to sync him to my remote, and it's showtime!

Albearto: Bon giorno, kiddies!

Aisha: Awesome!

Ryuko: Now that's cool! Time to give Timmy a birthday he'll never forget!

Albearto goes on stage.

Albearto: Bon giorno, kiddies!

Aisha: Is he going to break again?

Espeon: Not on our watch he won't. Trust us. We know what we're doing.

Donnie: Check me out, I'm shredding this guitar like it's mozzarella.

Ryuko: Looking good, D!

[VIRTUOSIC GUITAR PLAYING]

Aisha: Something's wrong here!

April: He should not be glitching. He should be rock and rolling, D.

Espeon: Oh no, it must be the batteries!

Male Meowstic: I told you we need extra batteries.

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES]

Salazzle: This isn't good!

Donnie: I can't stop him!

[ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] [DRAMATIC MUSIC] [EXPLOSION] [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] [COUGHS] - [GROANS]

Espeon: That can't be good either.

April: Okay, so that happened. But we can still sing "Happy Birthday" without him. Happy birthday...

Albearto: (growling)

Aisha: April, look out! Albearto came to life!

Blaziken: I knew it.

Gardevoir: Now this has become bad.

Kids: (gasping)

Albearto: Hey diddly ho, kiddies. Time to pump this party up.Let's play!

[KIDS SCREAMING]

Ryuko: Oh shit.

April: Can you, um...

Donnie: I can fix this. I can fix this, I can fix this, I can fix this. I can totally fix this. You know what, it turns out I cannot fix this.

Aisha: We have to save the children! And I got this!

April: Aisha, wait!

Aisha goes in front of a table full of scared children.

Aisha: Minccino, use Pound!

Minccino: Pound! (attacks Albearto)

Aisha: Play nice, Albearto! Kids don't like scary things! Run, everyone!

[CLAWS SWISH]

Albearto: Whoopsie, thanks for the claws, Aisha.

Aisha: He knows my name?! How?!

Ryuko: Donnie~! You upgraded him too far!

Donnie: I know. We have to stop him. Emerald, get the others. Fast!

Male Meowstic: Understood. (along with Sputnik) Psychic!

The others levitated out of the kitchen area.

Raph: What the?! (gets put down)

Ryuko: Guys, we have a huge problem!

Leo: You mean Albearto has come to life?

April: Yeah! We need to stop him!

Raph: We're on it! Nightmare, use Rock Throw to gain his attention!

Midnight Lycanroc: Rock Throw!

Albearto: (gets hit by Rock Throw) Huh?! (turns around) That's not nice to throw things at people. Someone needs to teach you some manners.

Tsareena: Well someone needs to teach you some manners. You're scaring the kids to death. So you better stop this shenanigan this instant or else!

Aisha: Um guys? He doesn't like that tone of voice.

Raichu: Bring it on, robot bear! We'll tear you to pieces!

April: Aisha, you take the kids to safety. We'll handle this one.

Aisha: On it, April! Hey kids! Who wants to play a little game of follow the leader to safety? (opens door) And tell your friends to celebrate at Albearto's after you're done fleeing for your lives. (closes door) Whew!

Minccino: Um Aisha? It seems Albearto is doing something.

Aisha: He's bringing those two to life!

Leo: Interesting... We can handle this. We have more people so obviously we have the advantage here.

Ryuko: Yeah! Even with three robots, we can handle totally handle this!

Hillary: But who's gonna save Timmy?! (points to Timmy)

April: I got this! You guys can fight these animontronics!

Ryuko: Let's do this! Charge~!

While the others begin fighting Albearto, Cheery Tomato, and President Pepperoni, April was able to rescue Timmy who is at the whack-a-mole arcade game.

April: (grabs whack-a-mole hammer) Game on! (takes out two Pokeballs) Knight and Bella, come on out!

Gallade (Knight): Gallade!

Sylveon: Sylveon!

Glaceon: Let's do this. Time to play some whack-a-mole.

Sylveon: Moonblast!

Gallade: Leaf Blade!

April: C'mon, is that the best you got?!

Timmy grabs a mallet and pounds one of the mole animontronics.

April: Nice one, birthday boy!

Glaceon: But that's not gonna be enough. (points) Look.

Sylveon: Are they trying to blow us up?!

Gallade: Everyone, get behind me! Protect!

[BOOM]

April: Whew! That was a close one! Thanks, Knight!

Gallade: You're welcome, April.

[Donnie]

Donnie: You are so cute! Yet so mean! Why do I always go for your type? (electrocutes Cheery Tomato) There.

[BEEPING]

Male Meowstic: She's gonna blow!

[BOOM]

Donnie: (groans) (looks up) Star, so glad you're here. Save us.

Luxray: And miss this entire hilarious fight?! No way! I want this so badly!

Donnie: Star, please help us! Right now!

Luxray: Fine fine. But this is what happens when you do upgrade things too far. I'll help you out just this once.

Donnie: Thank you... (puts his head down to the ground)

Luxray: (pets his head) Just stay here groaning while the real genius kick their animontronic butts. (runs off)

Donnie: And remember, don't use any Electric attacks! It'll make them become stronger!

Luxray: I got it I got it! No using Electric attacks! Just stay there while I do the rest! (runs off) Crunch! (bites Albearto)

Albearto: Ow! That hurts! You shouldn't be biting others! (throws Star) It's not nice.

Luxray: I don't do nice, Albearto. I do things my way.

[Aisha]
[Backstage]

Aisha: What should we do? They're out of control and destroying the place!

Minccino: We can't sit around and do nothing!

Aisha: I know but how?!

Poco: Maybe some Tessens can help.

Aisha: (turns) Who are you?

Poco: Poco. My name is Poco. I came here because you need some help. I have these twin tessens. It has the power of wind. One swift and the opponents will be blown away.

Aisha: Cool~! Thanks, Poco! I'll definitely use them against Albearto! (leaves)

Poco: And now I should be heading back. (leaves)

Leo, Mikey and Raph were defeated by Albearto.

Albearto: There! Why couldn't you understand? Nobody ever celebrates my birthday!

Aisha: Birthday? Oh~ I get it. Star, get the cake!

Luxray: What? Why?

Aisha: I have a plan! And it involves a pair of tessens.

Luxray: Okay! (runs to the cake) Hope this works whatever this plan is. (pulls cart) Here's the cake. Why are we doing this?

Minccino: Sing happy birthday to Albearto.

Luxray: Oh~ no! I don't do singing!

Aisha: You have to! April, I need you to use that hammer to hit Albearto in the head once he charges at us.

April: What?!

Aisha: Just do it.

April: Well alright.

Aisha: Oh Albearto! We have a special birthday just for you! ♪Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you!♪

Albearto starts charging.

Minccino: ♪Happy Birthday dear-♪

April: (hits Albearto with a hammer) ♪Albearto!♪ Everyone, sing it! Come on!

Everyone: ♪Happy Birthday to you!♪

[CRUMBLE] [COLLAPSE]

Aisha: Wind! (blows away debris) Oh my.

Ryuko: We're done for.

Timmy: Whoo! That was the best birthday party ever!

Manager: My restaurant! April O'Neil, you're...!

April: Fired. I know. (gives him the name tag) Just mail me the paycheck. (walks away) Peace.

Ryuko: We quit! (gives him the name tags) April, you're not alone. We quit.

April: You'll do that for me.

Hillary: Absolutely.

Patrick: Friends stick together.

Ryuko: And besides, that was an awesome party. So let's go get some ice cream.

They walked away as they cheered.

Aisha: I'll see you when Albearto's rebuild, sir! Wait for me, guys! (runs after them)

Manager: (sighs)

Albearto's eyes begins to glow. Indicting he'll be returning soon.