Rise of the TMNT: My Version

Repo Mantis

Luxray: (sniffs) Yuck! This place is a dump! Why are we here again?

Donnie: For treasure. (sniffs pineapple and sighs) This pineapple-scented freshener is much better then the real thing. (rubbishing through the trunk)

Jolteon: Huh? Donnie. Donnie. Donnie! Donnie!

Luxray: Look out, you idiot! (pushes Donnie)

They accidentally sent falling down a stack of wrecked cars.

Luxray: Everyone okay?

Jolteon: Yup!

Donatello: Totally. Please warn me next time.

Jolteon: I was calling your name!

Luxray: But you weren't listening!

Arabella: (opens front) She's right. You weren't listening.

Mikey: (gasps) Ara! So good to see you again! And why were you inside the engine front?

Arabella: I was looking for something here. Something that can be fix right away. And this place is perfect.

Donnie: You also brought Silvy with you.

Arabella: That's right. I have been training him so he's very well-behaved and talented too.

Mikey: Like a doggy?!

Arabella: (nods) Wanna see some tricks?

Mikey: Do I! (spots something) But hold on, look! Isn't that...?

Donnie: Jupiter Jim's Moon Buggy. The one from his movie "Jupiter Jim: Last Trip to the Moon."

Arabella: Markus watches that movie all the time. He's a science-fiction fan. But it's a shame it was brought here.

Luxray: Then we should take it. Nobody's gonna know it's missing.

Donnie: Star, stealing is wrong. But maybe it could be useful.

Mikey: And how are we going to get it without people seeing us?

Donnie: Not sure, Micheal. But we need to think of something.

Arabella: Hm... (looks up) You should ask that pink Persian over there.

Donnie and Mikey: Wow... She's beautiful... Hey! I call dibs on her! (running while pushing each other) Hello~, miss!

???: Hm? (chuckles) Oh my! Why aren't you the cutest little thangs?! (scratches under their chins) What are your names?

Donnie: Donatello.

Mikey: Michelangelo! But call us Donnie and Mikey. What's yours?

???: My name is Kitty McKitsun. Nice to meet you two.

Mikey: So what are you doing up here? It's too dangerous to be up here. What if the cars tumble down and you get injured?

Kitty: No worries! I have my boyfriend that can save me in case I'm in danger!

Together: Boyfriend?!

Kitty: Over there. See the one lifting the cars. That's him. His name is Bison Almighty. (sighs admirably) I love him so much. (jumps down) Bison, dearly! Come here so I can introduce you to these nice people!

Bison: Eh? People eh? What are you doing here?

Repo Mantis lifts car and puts it down.

Repo: What's going on?!

Donnie: Another mutant! Wait, we're mutants too.

Luxray: You should be getting out of here. There's people here.

Repo: Easy, easy fellas! This is Repo Mantis Storage. I own this place.

Jolteon: You own this place?! You have to sell us that buggy! (gets pulled by Star)

Luxray: Sparky, you have to play it cool. These types are tough as nails.

Mikey: Tough as nails?

Donnie: Yes. And I don't want to tell you this but you're a softy.

Mikey: That hurts my feelings! Oh~... I see where you're coming from.

Donnie: So we need to be smooth.

Mikey: Got it.

Donnie attempts to cut a deal.

Donnie: So how much is this puppy?

Kitty: Sorry but it's not for sale. Right?

Bison: That's right, sweetheart.

Arabella: We have some dough. Nickels, Dimes...

Donnie: And I can make it rain copper, daddy.

Arabella: Daddy? Gross!

Luxray: You're losing him.

Repo: Well if you're that desperate, I could use a couple of tough mutants. Ever done repo work, boys?

Jolteon: Of course we do! Um, what's repo?

Kitty: It's... uh... I can't remember.

Silvy scratches his head in confusion.

Repo: It means you take cars from (slashes side mirror) deadbeats who can't pay.

Bison: And we need something. If you can repossessed it, we'll give you the moon buggy.

Kitten: Yeah! And please be careful. The woods are so dangerous and filthy.

Donnie: We can do that.

Arabella: So let's get going! We'll be back!

They headed to Long Island Woods.

Arabella: This place is getting dark.

Mikey: Are there gonna be monsters here?

Donnie: Not to worry. But whoever owns that RV must be 85% the Spine-Breaking Bandit.

Arabella: The Spine-Breaking Bandit? Here in the woods? That's kinda weird. Right, Silvy? (Silvy nods in agreement) I agree too. Maybe it could be a cute monster.

Mikey: Yeah... A cute monster.

Luxray: I don't know about this. Repo Mantis seem very shady. He could rip us off.

Jolteon: That's not it! They promise they give us the moon buggy if we get the RV. How hard could this be?

Luxray: Don't know. But I have a bad feeling about this.

Silvy runs off and points to the RV.

Arabella: Good job, Silvy! We found the RV!

Donnie: But before we go, we need to remember to not let anything be behind us.

[ROAR]

Donnie: He's behind us! He's behind us!

They run through the RV and falls to the ground.

Jolteon: Please don't eat us! We're not tasty!

Gakuya: Eat you?! (laughs) You must be crazy!

Donnie: What?

Todd: Hi! My name is Todd and welcome to Cuddle Cakes Puppy Rescue! The happiest place on Earth!

Roxanne: Hello! My name is Roxanne! I'm a caretaker for the puppies! Nice to meet you! Also, I'm a Maine Coon! (meows)

Luxray: And the bear?

Gakuya: I used to be call Jim Kawasaki. But you can call me Gakuya. I'm an American Black Bear who is a forest ranger.

Arabella: Awesome! Cool.

After that, the three is now sitting on the picnic seat with blankets covering around their bodies.

Roxanne: You sure went a long way from the big city.

Torracat: We know... It was long. And dangerous.

Roxanne: Here you go.

Arabella: Homemade lemonade?

Todd: That's right! I got this from the friendly people in Alaska. Try it out.

They drink the lemonade.

Donnie: Wow.

Mikey: So good!

Arabella: Best lemonade ever.

Donnie: And~ side sweep. (pulls Mikey) Micheal, do you remember what we have to do?

Mikey: (finishes lemonade) Um...

Donnie: The RV. We need to get the RV so we can have that moon buggy.

Mikey: Oh right~...

Rosamine: (laughing) These puppies are so adorable!

Donnie: Ara?

Rosamine: I'm Rosamine! One of her personalities! I'm a super cheerful girl! Ara told me about you two! And these puppies are so cute! (laughing)

Donnie: Rosa, we have a serious business to take care of. Todd, we know you haven't been paying for years now.

Todd: I know I know. I guess that's what happens when I only receive smiles.

Roxanne: But why do you need to know that?

Donnie: Because me and my hard-as-nails brother need your- Hey! Mikey, you're supposed to- Huh?!

Roxanne: Melvin wants you to play fetch!

Luxray: Oh for crying out loud! (throws ball) Fetch, Melvin! Listen, the reason we came here is because we have to repossessed your RV for a guy name Repo Mantis!

Donnie: What she said. He hired us to do so.

Roxanne: But what about the puppies?

Rain begins falling.

Roxanne: Me and Todd love this home. We can't live out here in the woods. Even if Gakuya is here, we wouldn't be safe. Especially the poor puppies.

Rosamine: She's right, Donnie. I don't want to see poor homeless puppies. (sobs) It's too sad...

Mikey: Yeah. WAY too sad... (sobs)

Star's ears drooped in sadness.

Luxray: Donnie, I think doing this in a tough way isn't helping...

Donnie: What are you suggesting?

She gestures him to come closer and whispers to him.

Donnie: You sure?

Luxray: It's the only way.

Gakuya: What were you whispering about?

Donnie: Me and Star had suggested that if we build you a new home then you can give us the RV so everyone can have that happy ending.

Roxanne: You'll do that for us?!

Todd: Really?!

Luxray: Of course! This is just too sad. Even for me. So we'll build you a new home and you can give us the RV in exchange.

The next morning, Donnie and Mikey get to work, and over the next few days, they construct a new home for the puppies and Todd, who are overjoyed.

Todd: Thank you! Thank you so much! Please come back anytime! If you want to feed the puppies! They have eight nipples!

Donnie: No! Stop no!

Rosamine: Bye everyone! We promise to come back soon!

Torracat: And fast!

Gakuya: Before you go, we have some presents.

Mikey and Rosamine: Presents?!

Gakuya takes out three Pokeballs.

Gakuya: Pokeballs. One for Rosamine. One for Mikey. And of course, one for Donnie.

Mikey: Thank you, Gakuya!

Gakuya: You're welcome! Come back anytime!

They finally take the RV back to Repo Mantis' yard.

Donnie: We're back!

Kitty: Finally you're back! And you brought the... the...

Bison: RV.

Kitty: Yeah! RV!

Rosamine: (comes out of the RV) Huh? Hey, why is the moon buggy there with the lights?

Repo: It's simple really. I'm not gonna give you the moon buggy. Instead, I declare to it's more profitable to keep it as an attraction for Jupiter Jim nerds who wish to sit in it.

Everyone: Wha?!

Luxray: See?! He ripped us off! We got the stupid RV and you won't give it to us?! Now you're making me mad! And nobody but Donnie makes me mad!

Repo: It's just an moon buggy.

Donnie: We're not leaving without it. (gets pushed by Repo Mantis)

Repo: Hey, this guy's pretty funny.

Donnie: I told you guys I was the funniest.

Jolteon: Look out, Donnie! He's going to chop your head off!

Repo: Actually, I'm gonna crush your head!

Jolteon: That's even worse!

When Repo Mantis attacks Donnie, Mikey uses an electromagnet from one of the construction vehicles to temporarily trap the villain.

Arabella: What did I missed?

Luxray: Just shut up and get into the buggy!

Arabella: Okay. Let's go, Silvy!

Silvy nods and gets into the moon buggy. They hop into the Moon Buggy and drive it out of the lot, but Repo Mantis and Bison Almighty are in hot pursuit in his tow truck.

Bison: Hey! Nobody steals the buggy! Sugar cakes, stay right here. We'll be back.

Kitty: Okay, my sweetheart! Be careful! (chuckles)

[Mikey and Donnie]

Luxray: This is so slow! I thought this would be a lot faster!

Donnie: Just calm down, Star.

Jolteon: Because they're gaining on us!

Mikey: Leave that to me!

Mikey tries to use some of the Moon Buggy's advanced weaponry without success.

Arabella: Mikey, this is the fake dashboard. Those are used for props during the movie.

Mikey: Oh~!

Arabella: There's a turbo boost button. Silvy, would you do the honors?

Silvy presses the button which causes them to speed up.

Donatello: I can't shake him!

Michelangelo: I'll try the Gravity Grease 3000! (pushes a button and oil gushes out from the sides of the buggy, getting more on passersbys on the sidewalk than on the road)

Donatello: I think we got a buncha people pretty oily!

(Repo Mantis rams the Moon Buggy multiple times from behind until the roof dome pops off.)

Michelangelo: Maybe the bug-zapper button?

Donatello: Really? There's a bug-zapper but- WHY DIDN'T YOU TRY THAT FIRST?!

Michelangelo: It didn't have a 3000 after it!!

Donatello: (uses one of claw arms to write "3000" under the Bug-Zapper button in a red marker) There, happy?!

Michelangelo: Why, thank you! (presses the button and effectively defeats the villain as our sci-fi loving dorks ride off into the sunset)

Donatello and Michelangelo: HARD AS NAILS! (high-threes as a jaguar growl sound effect goes off to show their fierceness and a mission accomplished)

Arabella: Woo! That was awesome!

Outside the city, Todd and his puppies watch the two brothers from a distance.

Todd: Those guys...