Rise of the TMNT: My Version

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Warren: Let's start with the beginning where I first met the Turtles.

The Turtles were fighting a robot.

Owen: No no. That's not him. (camera turns to Warren Stone) That's him.

Warren: Prepare to make your- (grunts)

Owen: This is my dad, Warren Stone. Best news anchor of all time. Well used to be before getting turn into an earthworm by a weird-looking. But I think he's the best. Though not the strongest. But hey, I love him no matter what.

Warren: And I'm the greatest nemesis to the Teenage Mutant LOSER Turtles!

Owen: Dad, you're talking to your statue of yourself.

Warren: I know that, son! (looks at watch) Oh dear, it's time.

Owen turns on the TV and puts it on the News Channel.

Carly: This is Carly Balmaceda. I'm a replacement for the forgotten Warren Stone. (Warren growls in anger) The search for the missing hypnotist Mezmor-Ron and his assistant Doug continues. In other news, a giant hippo is stealing the magician's signature animals. And without animals, there's no act.

Warren: News flash! The Turtles are gonna track down that hippo! I won't report the news. I'll BE the news!

Owen: And how are you gonna do that, dad?

Warren: With a plan of course.

[BerryBeatz Smoothie Magic]

Ashley: A giant hippo stealing animals?!

Elizaveta: Someone should stop him! Without animals, the magicians can't do their acts! Ash, can you stop him?!

Ashley: Of course I can, little sis! I can beat anybody! Even a giant hippo can't stand a chance against me! Yo Bon! I'm gonna go out for awhile! Is that okay with you?!

Bonvento: Yes... But please be careful of that hippo. It's been all over the news.

Ashley: Understood, big bro! (takes off apron) Be right back! (runs off)

Elizaveta: Bye-bye, Ash! (barks happily)

Bonvento: (sighs)

[Turtles]

Midnight Lycanroc: (sniffing)

Raph: You sure that hippo is here? This suit is killing me.

Tsareena: Well let Mikey wear the hippo suit. I bet he can do it.

Raph: No way! I'm the leader. The leader can wear the suit.

Raichu: He's right. He's very hippo-like.

[CHUCKLING]

Midnight Lycanroc: Whatever! Don, did you bring that perfume?

Donnie: Right here. (sprints Raph) Now you'll smell just like a female hippopotamus.

Raph: And it's so lovely like a rose.

Midnight Lycanroc: Losing focus, Raph.

Warren: Help! Someone please help me! That giant hippo is going to saw me in half!

[Park]

Owen: Good job, dad. Now make sure you don't break character long enough for me to lasso them.

Warren: Right.

Owen: This is going to be sweet.

Sarah: What's going to be sweet?

Owen: (screams)

Ferdinand: If it isn't Owen Stone, son of Warren Stone the news anchor! What are you doing here in the park?

Owen: None of your business.

Ashley: It is our business. Now spill the beans.

Owen: You think I'll tell you the plan about capturing the Turtles? Think again.

Ferdinand: You just told us the plan.

Owen: Darn it! Well whatever. There's nothing you can do to stop us from capturing those pesky turtles! Now go away and pretend none of this had happened.

Ashley: Let me see... Nope. (runs)

Owen: What are you...?! (groans) She's gonna ruin everything!

[Turtles]

Male Meowstic: Hm... Something doesn't seem right...

Tsareena: It's obviously a trap. I can feel it.

Mikey: A magic worm?

Raph: Totally legit! (jumps down) Huh? Oh man. I'm stuck.

Leo: Not again.

Ashley: Let me help you out, big guy. (pulls him) Wow, you're heavy. Sarah, Ferd, help me out!

Sarah: Understood. (pulls Raph from the bottom)

Ferdinand: A hippo costume eh? Interesting. (takes picture)

Warren laughs evilly.

Warren: You have fallen into my trap.

Mikey: Talking magic worm?!

Warren: My name is Warren Stone. Your greatest nemesis of all time!

Leo: (poking him) I'm sorry. Warren who?

Owen: Warren Stone, you idiot! You know, the news anchor?! He's my dad!

Mikey: Your dad's a magic talking worm?! Cool!

Owen: My dad's not a magic worm! Jeez!

Male Meowstic: I knew it was a trap. But why go through the trouble of building this trap?

Warren: To get you of course! I'm your biggest nemesis!

Tsareena: A worm as our nemesis? (laughs) Clearly impossible. You're such a small creature, Mr. Stone. We're much taller and stronger then you.

Warren: Oh yeah?! Just watch this!

He pounces and lands on Leo's head.

Leo: Get off of me! This is so gross!

Warren: See?! I might be small but I can be-

Before he could finish his sentence, he falls and Leo slashes him in two.

Owen: What did you do?!

Leo: He was on my head! I panicked!

Mikey: Is he going to be okay?

Raph: Is he going to be okay?!

[SPLAT]

Midnight Lycanroc: He's cut in two!

Ashley: No worries. He'll be alive in three, two, one.

Warren: (laughs) I fool you! Now you have activate my power!

Sarah: Regeneration?

Warren: Yup! (grunts) Very painful.

Donnie: How long does this process take?

Warren: A few (grunts) days...

Mikey: Do you increase in size?

Warren: No.

Raph: But you do have twice the strength right?

Warren: No! If I can't (grunts) increase my size, how can I (grunts) get twice the strength?!

Raichu: You're so weird! We're outta here!

Ashley: We'll join you!

Ferdinand: Ah man. I thought the hippo would appear.

Sarah: He must be out there somewhere. But are you sure we should leave Stone alone?

Raph: He'll be fine. No worries. Just keep on walking.

Owen: (sighs) That didn't go the way I was imagined.

Warren: Like I always say. If you failed the first time, try again until it works. So if they want a hippo, we'll give them a hippo.

Owen: How?

Warren: Just follow me.

[Shop]

Owen: Excuse me. I heard you have some enhancements. Some mutant enhancements. Some magical enhancements.

Clem: Well you have to say the magic password, wink.

Owen: Okay, wink.

Clem: You did it again, Clem. Wink is the password. (rings bell to reveal weapons)

Warren: (looks around) Hm... Oh~ I'll take that jewel.

Owen: And those chicken sickles please.

Clem gives them the items.

Warren: This is gonna be fun. (laughs evilly) Now give me your phone! I need to make a call. (grabs phone) Um hello? I have to report a sighting of a giant hippo.

Police Officer: And what's your name?

Warren: Uh... Anonymous User.

Police Officer: Understood.

[TV Studio]

Ashley: A TV studio? You sure this is where the hippo is?

Donnie: My scanner did said it's here.

Raph: Now tell me why I can't wear the suit.

Leo: (groans) We already told you this.

Donnie: You ruined that woman's 95th birthday.

Raph: She's fine!

Midnight Lycanroc: Not a big deal! She's totally fine! I checked! Honest!

Mikey: I will do your suit some justice.

Raph: Just be careful with her. (kicks Mikey)

Sarah: Raphael!

Raph: What? I helped him down.

Furret: By kicking him?!

Midnight Lycanroc: He's fine... No need to worry.

Mikey starts dancing.

Leo: What is he doing?

Donnie: Just some mating dance he saw at a nature channel.

Leo: Oh hippo~. We have a fan who loves magicians, bunnies, cards...

Mikey: Is he going to like me?

Raichu: Of course he will. You're adorable. Nobody can't resist the adorableness.

Warren: Breaking news! We have some guests here!

Raichu: Who is that?!

Warren: You can say it's from a certain somebody. Someone who has become powerful!

Everyone: Ew~!

Ashley: Cool~...

Owen: (spins chicken sickles around) You have fallen into our trap once again, Turtles! Now it's time for some revenge!

Steenee: Where did you get those weapons?

Zigzagoon: That's none of your business!

Warren: That's right! We are here to fight you once again! (to Donnie) And can you please stop interrupting me?

Mikey: Guys, he's the anonymous user!

Warren: Yup and...

Mikey: And we're here to stop that hippo. So no need to worry about you being in danger.

Warren: No, you shell-for-brains! That was just a ruse! A trick! There's no giant hippo coming in a TV studio!

[CRASH]

Owen: Dad!

Ferdinand: (gasps happily) That's the real giant hippo. Must. Take. Picture. (takes picture) The school newspaper is going to be the best!

Gogoat: This isn't the time to be taking pictures. This is serious.

Ferdinand: But it's awesome to see one for real.

Ashley: Here's your chance, Mikey. Do your stuff. (pushes Mikey)

Hypno-potamus sees Mikey and immediately falls in love with him.

Raichu: Ew, romance... I hate romance...

Tsareena: We know... (sighs) We know...

Mikey: See, I knew this was gonna work.

Hypno-potamus: Huh?! (looks around) Oh... They pulled the ol' "female dress up" trick on me. This is the worst mating season ever.

Ashley: Hm... But you need a name before we start fighting.

Hypno-potamus: No time for names! I want to fight all of you!

Leo: That is one well-groomed giant hippo. Let's do this.

[WHOOSH]

Ashley: Take this! (kicks Hypno-potamus to the wall)

Everyone: Whoa~...

Sarah: Ash is known as Cheetah in our school.

Ferdinand: Because her speed is so incredibly fast! (takes picture)

Leo: I need that speed.

Hypno-potamus: That was impressive, little lady. But someone like you can't beat someone who can levitate things.

Ashley: Bring it on, uh... uh... What should be your name? (dodges ring) Miss me! Am I too fast for you?! (kicks Hypno-potamus)

Leo: We want some of the action too! (charges)

Warren: No no no! You're supposed to fight me! Me I tell you! (falls down) Oh you gotta be kidding me!

Owen: They ignored you again, dad.

Warren: (groans) I hate this!

Before the Turtles could attack Hypno-potamus, he hypnotize them except for Ashley, Sarah and Ferd who was able to hide before they could be hypnotize.

Ashley: Now what should we do? He hypnotize them.

Ferdinand: I got it! His name should be Hypno-potamus. Because he's a hippo and he can hypnotize people.

Sarah: Fine. But what can we do? We don't have magic abilities.

Poco: But you can use these mystic weapons to fight him.

Ferdinand: Who are you? (takes picture)

Poco: Poco. But I don't (gives Ferdinand a camera) time to explain (gives Sarah a notbook) what these can do. (gives Ashley mystic shoes) I believe it's best that you three experiment it yourselves. I must leave. (leaves)

Ashley: Thank you, Poco! Let me put these on. (takes of shoes and puts on Mystic Shoes) It glows too. Awesome! Now to put them to the test! (speeds off)

Ferdinand: What does this camera do?

Sarah: Maybe you should use it on him.

Ferdinand: Good idea! (runs off) Ready to fight!

Sarah: (opens notebook) Seems empty.

Owen: We gotta do something! That hippo is going to destroy our enemies!

Warren: I won't let that happen! Only I can destroy them! Nobody else but me!

Sarah: I got it! (takes out pen) Maybe... (writes it down) Warren Stone knew what he must do. Hypno-potamus was going to destroy Mikey until Owen and his father saved him.

[GLOW]

Furret: Cool~! It can make anything come true. Write more!

Owen: We won't let you destroy the Turtles! Only we can do that!

Ferdinand: So you're helping us?

Zigzagoon: Don't have much of a choice. We'll call this a temporary truce.

Steenee: Okay~...

Hypno-potamus: Bring it on! Mezmor-Ron~!

Ashley: Not that again!

Sarah: (writing) Good thing they were wearing earmuffs.

Warren: Where did these come from?

Ferdinand: We need to reflect it somehow!

Owen: Dad, use that jewel to reflect it!

Warren: Do I have to?

Owen: Do you want him to destroy the Turtles before we do?

Warren: Fine! I'll do it!

Owen: (summons Dark Flames) And with some flames add to it as well.

Ferdinand switches the camera to red.

Ferdinand: Hope this works.

Sarah: (writing) With their combine strength, the hypnotizism bounces back to Hypno-potamus, causing him to be hypnotize by his own power. The Turtles was able to snap back into reality.

Leo: Huh?

Raichu: What just happened?

Ashley: We were able to beat Hypno-potamus over there.

Leo: You did? Hm... Let us fight him just in case.

They fight the hypnotized Hypno-potamus until he falls flat on his face.

Midnight Lycanroc: Totally defeated.

Sarah: This notebook makes anything I write come true. Let me finish this story. (writing) With him defeated, all the stolen animals return to their magician owners. (notebook glows) There. That should do it.

Owen: Hey, where's dad?

Warren: Right here!

Leo pulls him off of his shell.

Leo: And you are?

Owen: Give my dad back to me. (grabs Warren Stone) You may have one this battle, Turtles. But next time we'll have another scheme when we meet again. (leaves)

Ashley: Bye, Owen Stone. Have a nice night. That was an awesome adventure! Woo! Can we join you guys?!

Mikey: Sure thing! The more the merrier!

Ferdinand: And this is perfect for the school newspaper. Is it okay if I take this picture please? (switches camera to white)

Leo: Of course. Just make sure you got my good side.

Ferdinand: Okay. Everyone say "Cheese"!

[FLASH]

Everyone: (screams) My eyes!

Ferdinand: Whoops. Wrong camera. (chuckles nervously)