Rise of the TMNT: My Version

Mascot Melee

[Arcade]

Jeanette: The arcade... Can't believe we're here!

Sapphire: Yeah! But why do you wanna go here when we're supposed to do some shopping?

Jeanette: Well Gem, I wanna try out the DDR game.

Sapphire: Oh okay! But there sure is a crowd around it. We should check it out!

Jeanette: Right!

[CROWD CHEERING]

Charlotte: I won again! Does everyone else wants to challenge me to a DDR match?! Anybody?! Any takers?

Jeanette: I do! (steps up)

Salazzle: Looky here. We have another challenger. State your name.

Jeanette: Jeanette Constello. I'm here for sightseeing when me and Gem notice the crowd in the arcade. And I decided to challenge you.

Charlotte: Ha! Don't make me laugh. Nobody beats me in this game. I'm a champ of many DDR competitions all over New York.

Jeanette: We'll see about that.

Sapphire: Go, Jeanette! I know you can do it, girl!

Jeanette: (nods) So let's play!

Charlotte: Game on!

[Raph]

Quilava: There's so many people here.

Midnight Lycanroc: What do you suspect, Ruby?! This is Times Square! One of the most popular places to visit in New York!

Male Pyroar: And has a lot of mascots. But we aren't here for sightseeing. We're here on a mission.

Donnie (inside Turtle Tank): This is so exciting! Our first exploration mission in daylight!

Mikey: I do like the hippo costume. But I still think my trench coat idea would've worked.

Tsareena: Right.

Male Meowstic: There's the shop. We have to get there without anything going wrong.

Mikey: You have to get there! My eyes depends on it!

[Flashback]

Splinter: You boys ready for training?

Leo turns with a shock face.

Splinter: I'm feeling a little draft.

Raichu: Splinter seriously needs a new robe.

Male Meowstic: Agree. A mold is growing a mold.

Tsareena: Disgusting!

Splinter then does jumping jacks which causes the others to scream in terror.

[Flashback Ends]

Raichu: Don't even mention that! It was horrifying! My eyes were burning!

Male Meowstic: I was really gross out at that incident.

Tsareena: I couldn't even sleep for days! Days I say! I barely have any beauty sleep.

Raichu: So you better get there as fast as you can, Raph! So we don't have to experience that again!

[COMPUTER BEEPING]

Tsareena: It's from April.

It was a meme of a hippo with the head of the 1987 series Raphael, pooping cookies.

Mikey: Wow! April's memes are so lit!

Donnie: Never thought I would like this one but I do now!

Raph: No worries, Lemon. I totally got this. You just need some faith in me. And I have my team that would head me to the right direction! (stops)

Donnie: Oh no. Raph, you're allergic to peanut butter. Get away from the peanut butter ice cream! Now now now!

Raph avoids the boy (Timmy) holding the ice cream.

Quilava: That was a close one. If you were to get in contact with the peanut butter ice cream, you would've been breaking in hives and you'll be itching. Extremely itchy.

Midnight Lycanroc: Don't be such a worrywart, Ruby! Raph knows he has to avoid peanut butter! You don't need to remind him the effects of his allergy!

Quilava: I'm just making sure he's okay. Sometimes I worried that he might hurt himself or worse.

Raph: I know you're looking out for me. But as the oldest and biggest, Raph can take care of himself! But I do appreciate you looking out for my well-being.

Quilava: You're welcome, Raph. Now we can't be sidetracked. We need to get Russ' Clothing, get the robe for Splinter, and get outta here before anybody notice.

Midnight Lycanroc: Easy-peazy! We got this in the bag!

Raph then bumps into a mascot.

Raph: Sorry about that. |...| Pardon me?

The mascot walks away.

Dragonite: Well that was weird.

Male Pyroar: Very weird. Now let's head to that shop.

But when Raph reach to his pockets, there was nothing inside.

Flareon: (gasps) Raph, your wallet! Where is it?!

Raph: It was here. I know I put it here. Excuse me, have you seen my wallet? It's red with a skull in front with the Teddy Bear Town coupon inside?

Donnie: Did he said he lost his wallet?

Raph: No! I didn't lose my wallet! (whispers) Have you seen my wallet?

Raichu: He did lose it! Great! This is just great! Now how are we supposed to get Splinter a new robe now?!

Tsareena: Shut up, Lemon! You know he can't handle things under pressure.

Male Meowstic: He hates it more when we mention it.

Raichu: But how do you supposed he get the money back huh!

Tsareena: It'll be fine. Let's just stop this before it gets out of control!

Then they all started to talk at once.

Raph: Shut up. Stop talking!

He bumps into someone which causes his mask to come out to reveal his face.

Quilava: Oh no!

Midnight Lycanroc: What have you done?!

Flareon: It's all over! I can't watch!

Raph: Um... Uh... Uh... I uh...

Woman: Nice costume! Are you that hippo-turtle meme?!

Raph: No. I mean, yes. Yes I am. I mean,... What is the meme again?

Everyone points up to the screen where the meme of a hippo with the head of the 1987 series Raphael, pooping cookies appears.

Quilava: Look at that. There really is a meme. I can see the resemblance.

Woman: Please take a picture with my baby! (gives Raph the baby) He loves memes! (takes picture) Thank you! (grabs baby and gives Raph a dollar bill)

Raph: Um lady? You had misplace your dollar in my hand.

Leo: Just go with it, Raph. That way we can get the money you lost.

Raph: I didn't lose the money!

Woman 2: Can we also take pictures with your Pokemon as well?!

Flareon: Sure! We love being on camera! We'll take any amount of money you have in those pockets in exchange for taking pictures with the hippo-turtle and his Pokemon team!

Quilava: What?!

Flareon: Go with the flow. At least we're gonna get money to buy Splinter that robe.

Quilava: True... Guess we don't have much choice.

Flareon: That's the spirit! And also, we take cash only, people! No credit cards! Just cash!

Raph and his Pokemon Team starts taking pictures with people as they give them money to put inside the hippo mask hat.

Raph: We're available for birthday parties AND during quinceaneras!

Atomic Lass: Why are you giving this guy money? Memes have come and go but we mascots were always here for you.

Flareon: We know that! We're just making enough money for someone!

Atomic Lass: Let's show them their place, boys! (takes out Pokeball)

Sergeant Woodpecker: Right, Atomic Lass! (takes out Pokeball) We'll teach you a big lesson about messing with our turf!

The mascots throw their Pokeballs to reveal their Pokemon: Vigoroth (Sergeant Woodpecker), Lopunny (Atomic Lass), Watchog (Robot Vampire), Stoutland (Joey the Junkyard Dog)

Vigoroth: Looks like we have ourselves a new target.

Flareon: Vigoroth, Lopunny, Watchog and Stoutland?! Ha! We can take them on!

Lopunny: We're not gonna fight you.

Male Pyroar: You're not gonna fight us?

They started to pick on Raph and his Pokemon.

Leo: No way. Nobody picks on Raph... except us.

Male Meowstic: We should dress up and help him.

Tsareena: Right! Let's help him in style!

They put on things from the Turtle Tank and heads out.

Donnie: (presses button to close the door as he whistles the 1987 TMNT theme song)

Male Meowstic: Now we can head out.

Donnie: Right.

Leo: The snazzy alien turtles are here!

Raph: Yea-a-a-ah!

Lopunny: Now we're even.

Vigoroth: What should we do?

Donnie: I can't believe I'm meeting Atomic Lass in person.

Male Meowstic: You can fanboy later. We have bigger things to do.

Raichu: Okay, so if you're not gonna step aside, we'll have a dance-off!

Male Meowstic: Dance-off?! Oh no! I don't do dancing! Let alone dancing in front of people!

Lopunny: I do love a good dance-off. Let's do it!

Atomic Lass: I agree! We'll show you what we're made off!

Raph: Mikey?

Mikey: Donnie?

Donnie: On it. Activate DJ mode.

The battleshell becomes a DJ desk top.

Mikey: Let's begin!

They begin to dance as the crowd becomes bigger and bigger.

Jeanette: That's a large crowd!

Charlotte: It must be something interesting.

Sapphire: Let's check it out!

They pushed through the crowd to see the Turtles, the mascots, and their Pokémon dancing.

Sapphire: Whoa! They're awesome!

Jeanette: So cool!

Charlotte: Nice dance moves.

Gardevoir: Moonblast!

Tsareena: (spins) Magical Leaf!

Male Meowstic: With a dash of Psybeam!

[SPARKLE]

Tsareena: Try 'hem apples!

Lopunny: Vigoroth, Watchog, let's go.

Vigoroth and Watchog: Right!

Lopunny: Bounce! (jumps up) Sweet Kiss! (blow air kisses)

Vigoroth: Icy Wind! (freezes hearts) Now Watchog!

Watchog: (jumps forward) Fire Punch! (punches frozen hearts)

[SPARKLE]

Lopunny: Can you do something better?

Mikey: Yes we can!

Mikey uses a smokebomb and the Turtles then appears on the balcony as the meme begins to play.

Male Meowstic: There's still more.

The Turtles begins to dance. After that, they jump down and the battleshell with the hippo mask full of money flies to them.

Jeanette: Now that was amazing!

Sapphire: You guys rock! Woo~! Do more of that dancing!

Lopunny: Now what?

Atomic Lass: I know. (throws hammer)

Donnie dodges the hammer. Atomic Lass tries to get the Tech-Bo from Donnie but the rocket hammer was acivated which causes Donnie to accidentally knock the mask out of her head.

[GASP]

Donnie: Oh my goodness. I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do that. It was completely accidental.

But she stands up and reveals her face as the same mascot that had bumped into Raph earlier.

Flareon: That's the same one that bumped Raph!

Then the hammer opens up to reveal valuables including Raph's wallet/

Male Pyroar: Wait a minute. They have been stealing valuables from people!

Midnight Lycanroc: They're just a couple of thieves!

Gardevoir: They must be punish for their crimes.

Tsareena: Calm down, Melon.

Lopunny: Looks like the gig is up.

Watchog: Enough games! Time to get serious!

They revealed their true faces as Mutant Cockroaches. Everyone except for Jeanette, Sapphire, and Charlotte screams and runs away.

Charlotte: Now that's freaky.

Robot Vampire: You're not the only mutants in New York!

Raichu: Oh great! Now they know they're actually mutants!

Grumpig: I was getting bored with the dance-off. But at least we got enough money to get the robe right?

Espeon: We'll worry about that once we defeat these guys.

Grumpig: Right~...

Raph: (opens his wallet) Hey, where's my coupon?!

Sergeant Woodpecker: You mean this coupon?!

Raph: Yeah! That's mine! Give it back to me!

Sergeant Woodpecker: Sure thing, softie. (rips coupon in pieces) Here you go. (blows it to his face)

Raph: (growling) Nobody messes with my Teddy Bear Town! (punches Sergeant Woodpecker)

Donnie: You three should run somewhere safe! We can handle this!

Sapphire: Huh?

Jeanette: But we want to help you guys.

Sapphire: Yeah! We can handle them too!

Leo: (dodges) But you don't have anything to defend yourselves, ladies. Not to worry. Leon here is going to protect you. (gets kicked to a cart stand) Ow...

Sapphire: Thanks but no thanks! Now what should we do?

Charlotte: Not like weapons are gonna fall right out of the sky.

Just like that, three weapons (Magic Staff, Guandao, and Bolas) falls behind them.

Salazzle: And look at that. Weapons DID fall off from the sky.

Charlotte: I was being sarcastic! Not literally! What else is gonna fall from the sky?! A grand piano?! (looks up and around) Nothing. I wonder what they can do.

Sapphire: (picks up Guandao) Well let's help them out! They seem to be struggling! And with these weapons, we could be a huge help.

Charlotte: Good idea. You guys take care of their Pokemon. We'll handle those mutants as they called it.

Slurpuff: Right! Let's do this! (runs off)

Tsareena: (dodges Ice Punch) Have some Magical Leaf!

Lopunny: Icy Wind! Nice try but that won't work with me. Ice...

Slurpuff: Sunny Day!

Lopunny: What?! My Ice Punch!

Tsareena: Now's my turn! Solar... Beam~!

Lopunny: (screams and faints)

Slurpuff: We did it!

Tsareena: Thanks for the help, Slurpuff.

Slurpuff: Anytime!

Leo: (grunts) That hurts...

Joey: Time to put you down, turtle! (charges)

Sapphire: Fat chance!

When she puts the guandao to the ground, water is absorb into it.

Sapphire: Take this! (slashes Joey with water slash) Eh? That was weird. I never thought it could do that. (smiles) Awesome!

Mikey: You give mutant cockroach robots a bad name!

Mikey was able to defeat Robot Vampire.

Mikey: I did it!

Jolteon: But look out!

Mikey: Huh?!

Watchog: Aqua... (gets captured by the bolas covered in blue flames) Tail?! (screams and faints)

Charlotte: That should hold him.

Mikey: Nice shot!

Charlotte: Thanks.

Meanwhile, Donnie and Emerald are climbing up with Atomic Lass chasing after them.

Atomic Lass: You're not escaping THAT easily!

Donnie: Can we talk it out? I don't really wanna fight you because I'm your big fan and I don't wanna hurt my idol.

Jeanette: I should follow them! But how? (twirls magic staff) Maybe this staff could help. Hm... I gotta believe in myself. I wish I can climb up.

The magic staff begins to glow pink and gives Jeanette spider legs on her back.

Jeanette: Whoa! Spider legs... Didn't expect that. But can be useful. Time to climb up! (climbs up after them)

Vigoroth: Focus Punch!

Raichu: (dodges) Is that the best you can do?! Disarming Voice~!

Vigoroth: (screams) That hurts!

Raichu: And then I'll use-

Jeanette's Gardevoir: Magical Leaf!

Raichu: Huh?! Um okay. Then I'll use Volt~ Tackle!

Vigoroth: Huh? (screams and faints)

Raichu: And that's how you do it my way!

Jeanette's Gardevoir: With my help of course.

Raichu: Right... I know that.

Stoutland: Hold still, will you?! Thunderbolt!

Vaporeon: (dodges) Water Gun!

Espeon: Psybeam!

Stoutland: (jumps) Aerial Ace!

Vaporeon and Espeon: (grunts in pain)

Stoutland: Ice Fang!

Midday Lycanroc: Oh no you don't! Accelerock! (attacks Stoutland)

Stoutland: (growling) You'll pay for that! Take Down!

Midday Lycanroc: Stone Edge!

Stoutland: (screams and faints)

Vaporeon: Thanks, Sky.

Midday Lycanroc: Anything for my friends.

Soon, they were able to defeat the mascots and their Pokemon.

Sapphire: We did it! We defeat those no-good mascots!

Raph: And now we have enough money to get pop a present!

Charlotte: That's nice and all. I should be heading back home. But (writes down phone number) here's my number so you can call me anytime. And by the way, I'm Charlotte.

Jeanette: I'm Jeanette.

Sapphire: Sapphire Gemastar! At your service!

Donnie: I would like to say thanks for helping us. Now we should be buying the robe and we'll head home. We can take you two home.

Jeanette: That would be nice. Thank you.

Leo: No problemo, ladies. (chuckles)

[Lair]

Splinter: Ah, what is this? (opens box to reveal a robe) My sons, this is a wonderful gift. The silky attire goes smoothly on my fur. It is very exquisite. I shall wear it on special occasion.

Raph: What?

Mikey: Huh?

Leo: Huh?

Raichu: Are you kidding me?!

Splinter: Now who's up for training?! (starts punching the air) Can't wait to do some training with you boys!

Mikey and Raichu: My eyes!

Raichu: It burns! So much!