Rise of the TMNT: My Version

Smart Lair

The episode begins with Mikey and Leo pretending to be mummies.

Male Meowstic: Oh no! We're surrounded by mummies!

Donnie: Someone, please save us from this terrible fate.

Raph and Nightmare pounces at Mikey and Leo.

Raichu: Cut! Awesome job, guys! It truly feels like we're actually seeing a movie in person!

Tsareena: Right! You all did excellent in your acting skills.

Donnie: (sighs) But I never get to play as the mummy zombie.

Mikey: Don't worry! You can play as the mummy zombie! If you're up to it that is...

Ryuko: Did someone say mummy zombie?!

Turtles: Hey Ryuko!

Raph: Whatcha' doing here?!

Ryuko: Oh I was in the neighborhood and I want you to meet my cousin from Japan, Yuriko Kobayashi. She's staying with me for now on and she speaks purely Japanese. Yuriko, these are my friends Leo, Donnie, Mikey and Raph.

Yuriko: Kon'nichiwa, reosan, donī-sama, maikī-kun, rafu-sama. Anata ni aete ureshīdesu. {Translation: Hello, Leo-san, Donnie-sama, Mikey-kun and Raph-sama. Very pleased to meet you all.}

Donnie: Hi there.

Mikey: Hiya!

Leo: Nice to meet you.

Ryuko: So where are you four going?

Splinter: I would like to know as well!

Mikey: We're gonna see the on-roof movie of Lou Jitsu meet Mummy Ninjas!

Yuriko: Lou Jitsu? Are wa dare? {Translation: Lou Jitsu? Who's that?}

Ryuko: Lou Jitsu wa kono kakutōgi no haiyūdesu. Kame wa kare no dai fandesu. {Translation: Lou Jitsu is this martial arts actor. The Turtles are big fans of him.}

Yuriko: Sōdesu ka... {Translation: I see...}

Alolan Ninetales: I see... But you're not going anywhere.

Splinter: That's right! You are all staying here and clean!

Leo: But dad, we had clean it last year.

Raph: Besides, it doesn't look that bad.

(screen changes to show it's filthy)

Leo: We should find the turtles who did this and have THEM clean it up.

Ryuko: Right~ because there's other mutant turtles out there making messes for everyone.

Donnie Not to worry. I have a...

Leo: Don't say "a fix, bro".

Donnie: A fix, bro.

Raichu: Ugh~... We're gonna be here all night fixing your fix!

Donnie: Scoff! Prepare to...

Midnight Lycanroc: Don't say, "eat my words"!

Donnie: Eatith thy words!

Midnight Lycanroc: You always say that but we never do.

Ryuko: Looks like this is gonna be another episode of "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?"! Starring Donnie and his inventions that turns against us!

Shiny Midnight Lycanroc: (whistles and claps)

Yuriko joins in the clapping and whistling.

Yuriko: Ryūko-chan, donī no hatsumei ga waruku naru no wa hontōdesuka? {Translation: Ryuko-chan, is it really true that Donnie's inventions go evil?}

Ryuko: Hotondo no jikan. Tsūjō, watashitachi to sore o torimaku subete no hito o kizutsukeru koto ni narimasu. Anata wa donī no hatsumeidearu kaosu ni narerudeshou. {Translation: Most of the time. Usually ending up hurting us and everyone surrounding it. You'll get used to the chaos that is Donnie's inventions}

Male Meowstic: Not gonna happen. Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to present our latest invention. Meet S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: How may I serve you today?

Yuriko: Sugoi! Furōtingurobottoheddo! {Translation: Awesome! A flying robot head!}

Donnie: He will do it all to make our lives a little more comfortable.

Luxray: Impressive, D. So he can do anything?

Male Meowstic: And more. Show them, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N begins cleaning the lair.

Donnie: Applause. Aaaand applause. Aaaand waiting for your applause. (everyone applauses) There we go.

Splinter: I'm impressed. But what else can it do?

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: I can get snacks faster than ever.

Splinter went flying to the snacks and was sent back to his chair.

Splinter: Woo! Now I don't have to use my legs ever again!

Ryuko: Cool but I'm still skeptical that S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N might turn evil.

Donnie: Oh yeah? I can bet that he won't turn against us.

Ryuko: How much?

Donnie: 50 bucks! And you have to praise me for a month!

Ryuko: Deal. But if he does turn evil in the end, you have to buy me smoothies AND have to do my chores for a month!

Donnie: You got yourself a deal. Make the best turtle and human win. (shakes her hand)

Ryuko: Right. But you're gonna lose.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: Impossible. Master Donatello will win this bet 100%.

Donnie: Thank you, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. See? He believes me.

Ryuko: Doesn't matter~... (chuckles playfully)

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: And now, I shall play the movie you want to see here. (starts movie)

Everyone: Whoa~! (starts eating the snacks)

Leo: This is the best!

Donnie: What was that? I didn't hear you over you "eatething my words!"

Yuriko: Donnie-sama, anata wa totemo subarashīdesu! {Translation: Donnie-sama, you're so awesome!}

Ryuko: She's saying you're awesome.

Donnie: Why thank you, Yuriko. I am awesome. So beat that, Ryuko!

Ryuko: We'll see about that.

Luxray: This is gonna get ugly real quick.

Midday Lycanroc: Right.

|Arcade|

Later, in the arcade, Donnie and Mikey are playing a fighting arcade game while Leo and Raph are having a tennis ball back massage.

Raichu: How's the massage?

Leo: Wonderful... So wonderful...

Raph: Put on some music, Shelly baby. (S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N puts on music) Ugh! Can you play something less ear-straining?! This is awful!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: Correction. This is Master Donatello's top playlist.

Donnie: A playlist in which I may jammy-jam.

Male Meowstic: Another correction. There are three playlists. One for Donnie, one for me, and the last one is where we both love the same thing.

Tsareena: I see...

Raichu: Great~...

Mikey: Look who's gonna beat your shell!

Donnie: No, no, no, no! I will not lose!

Mikey gets flown from the chair and crashes shell-first to an arcade machine behind him.

Mikey: What was that?! Did S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N glitch the game?!

Donnie: He would never.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: I would never.

Donnie: And look who won. (fists bump S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N) I would like to have a victory massage, S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. (tennis balls hitting his shell)

Leo: Hey!

Raph: Where my relaxation go?

Donnie: Oh yeah. That's the stuff. Nothing beats a tennis ball massage.

Kassandra: I want a massage!

Piper: Me too, me too~wan!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: You may after Master Donatello is done.

Leo: You didn't program him to be your best bud did you?

Donnie: No! Not at all! I program him to cater all your needs. I would do anything for my bros. (aims tennis balls at Leo and Raph)

Later, Flora treats their bruises.

Flora: There we go. Hope this is enough bandages.

Leo: Thanks, Flora. Glad you're here with us. We could always use a medic or two.

Flora: You're welcome. Though I'm not fond with S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.

Leo: At all?

Flora: No. Having a robot do things for you isn't my cup of tea. I rather do things on my own then have a robot do it for me. It's always been like that.

Leo: Oh right. You're the princess of nature so of course you rely more on natural things then artificial ones.

Flora: (nods) Correct. (sees them slowly walking away) Huh? Don't start moving. You're gonna make it worse.

Raph: We'll be fine, Flora. No need to worry.

Flora: Hm...

Leo, Mikey and Raph then spotted a pile of pizza boxes and rushes to the kitchen. Mikey tried to grab one but his hand was zapped by a laser.

Mikey: The vacuum cleaners have lasers?!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: I'm sorry but those are Master Donatello's pizza slices.

Raph: Sorry, Shelly. But house rules states leftovers are fair game. (reaches to pizza slices but hand gets zapped) Okay, you wanna play that game? We can play that game. (whistles) Yo King! Come over here and use Overheat on these vacuums!

Male Pyroar: Seriously? I don't think so. It seems a little...

Raph: Just do it! They won't let us have the leftovers!

Male Pyroar: (sighs) Fine~... (enters kitchen) Overheat! (attacks the vacuums cleaners) There. Happy now?

Raph: Yup!

But suddenly, they begin to run out of the kitchen as a bunch of lasers are shooting at them.

Male Pyroar: I knew this would turn out for the worst!

Ryuko: Hm... Seems like you're not enjoying this after all.

Raph: Quiet, Ryu!

Ryuko: Whatever. Me and Yuri are gonna head home for dinner and bed. See you in the morning.

Yuriko: Oyasuminasai, minasan. {Translation: Goodnight, everyone.} (leaves with Ryuko)

Raph: Night... (sighs) Now what?

Leo: Maybe head to bed ourselves?

Male Pyroar: It's for the best. Goodnight, everyone.

Everyone: Night!

However, while Donnie and Emerald are sleeping soundly with the music blasting and S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. complimenting him, the other Turtles along with their Pokemon are having trouble sleeping because of this.

|Main Area|

Raph: I can't take this anymore!

Raichu: I know, raight? This is getting ridiculous!

Tsareena: I can't fall asleep with that music!

Mikey: Agree. But Donnie is so dreamy and smart and cool! Wait, why did I just say that out loud?

Raichu: Looks like it got imprinted in your mind.

Midnight Lycanroc: Guys! We need to do something about this. Clearly, Donnie made S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N because we keep teasing him a lot.

Raichu: That must be it!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: That's incorrect. I am program to serve all of you. But you should be more respectful towards Master Donatello. (flies away)

Raichu: I can't take this anymore! He's making me go crazy! I just want some sleep!

Vaporeon: (slaps Lemon with his tail) Calm yourself, Lemon! I know we're getting fed up with Donatello's antics.

Leo: Damn straight we are. And we need to do something to make him taste his own medicine.

Flareon: Like what? Reprogram him so he can be OUR best bud instead of being Donnie's best bud?

Leo: Oh~... We can do just that. If we reprogram Shelly, then he can our best bud. And we can get payback at Donnie for making us suffer like this.

Flareon: Do any of you know how to reprogram a robot?!

Leo: We can handle it. No worries.

Flareon: I don't have a good feeling about this.

The three Turtles enter Donnie's Lab and begins reprograming S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N.

Leo: Reprogramulating is so easy! Nothing hard about this.

Raichu: This will teach Donnie not to mess with us! Hope he likes it in the morning! (laughs mischievously)

|Next Day|

Ryuko: (yawns) Morning, Master Splinter.

Splinter: Hm? Oh hey there. I was just too busy with this soup. (takes a sip) Which is cold! (throws it)

Ryuko: No need to throw the soup.

Splinter: S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N! I need some soup!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: Soup? Oh I can give you soup, dude.

Alolan Ninetales: Is that...?

Splinter: A flying microwave?!

Ryuko: Okay, that's kinda cool. Speaking of cool, I'm kinda hungry so could I get some eggs?

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: Eggs coming right up!

The microwave time travels from the past to present and gives it to Ryuko.

Ryuko: Uh... Thanks?

Yuriko: Ryūko-chan, tamago ga fuka shite iru! {Translation: Ryuko-chan, the eggs are hatching!}

Ryuko: What?! (the eggs hatched) Hold on, these are dinosaur eggs! Not the kind of eggs I asked for!

Splinter: A time-traveling microwave?! I always wanted to have those!

Ryuko: Uh yeah. Well I'm gonna keep this one here. (grabs dinosaur) I always wanted to have a dinosaur as a pet. Though I need something to keep it this size so it would still be able to live in my room.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: I got that cover, dudette! (retrieves a piece of meat) I was able to create this using science! Now he can stay like this forever!

Ryuko: (grabs it) Thanks! I guess.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: No problem, dudette! (flies away)

|Kitchen|

Raichu: Guys, Donnie's coming. Act naturally. (runs up to Leo's shoulder as Donnie enters) Hey, Donnie. Had a good sleep?

Donnie: Why yes I did. And it was wonderful. Why you ask?

Raichu: Oh~ nothing. Just wanna ask. That's all.

Donnie: O...kay? So anyway, what are you having?

Mikey: We're having burritos!

Donnie: Burritos eh? Well I have a more refined taste. S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N, make me a flavorless juice please?

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: Flavorless juice?! Boring~! Coming right up! (sprays Donnie with the blender containing the flavorless juice) What the?!

The others begin to chuckle.

Donnie: What did you rapscallions done?!

Male Meowstic: Did you have any to do with this?

Everyone: We would never!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: They would never!

Luxray: (yawns) What's happening?

Male Meowstic: Well~...

Donnie: S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N, I demand to have a wash immediately!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: Sure thing, Donatello! (turns on faucet and sprays it at Donnie)

Luxray: (laughing) Now that's hilarious!

Male Meowstic: Are you okay, Donnie?!

The others continue laughing.

Raichu: That was golden! (laughing)

Raph: Shelly, play music please.

He turns on the music and the others begins to jam to it.

Donnie: Ugh, this is not my type of music at all!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: Time to dance! (uses the vacuums to shoot lasers at Donnie's feet)

Donnie: This is not supposed to happen!

Luxray: (laughing) Okay, Shelly! That was fun and all but you can stop now!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: Oh no. I'm not stopping. The fun's just begun.

Raichu: Huh?

Midnight Lycanroc: Shelly, stop! This is going too far!

Tsareena: We need to stop him!

They begin to attack the cleaners.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: Hey! What did you do that for?!

Raichu: Because you were going too far! We said we had our fun and told you to stop but you refused to do so.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: Oh I'm sorry! I thought you guys are my bros!

Tsareena: Wait, do you intend to kill Donnie?!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: Yup! Pretty much! And if you're gonna stop me, then go right ahead! If you dare. (morphs the vacuum cleaners into a bigger version)

Raichu: Guys, we have to get out of here! (runs to the main area with the others) This is getting crazy!

Ryuko: Ha! I knew this would happen.

Donnie: Ryu? This isn't what it looks like! It seems someone had reprogram him to kill me!

Raichu: Not true!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: There you are! Now that I have you here, I can destroy Donnie and I can be the fourth brother!

Raph: Nobody replaces Donnie. We won't let you destroy him.

Everyone: Right!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: It seems you have forgotten something! I control the entire lair! And nobody's gonna get in my way! (pins down Leo, Mikey, Raph, Ryuko, and Yuriko to the walls)

Donnie: Oh no.

Raichu: You're gonna pay for this! Thunderbolt~!

Midnight Lycanroc: Rock Throw!

Shiny Midnight Lycanroc: Rock Tomb!

Tsareena: Magical Leaf!

Male Meowstic: Psybeam!

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: That won't work on me, dudes and dudettes! (summons a forcefield to reflect the attacks back at them) Now to make sure you don't attack me again! (creates a cage) That should keep you there.

Luxray: Guys! (growling) Nobody does that to my family and friends! You're gonna pay for this!

Suddenly, Donnie gets strapped down to a table. S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N then uses a chainsaw to cut Donnie in half.

Donnie: If I were to perish, tell me the truth, brethren. You reprogram him. No hard feelings, I promise.

Leo: Don't fall for it~...

Mikey: Alright fine. We did.

Donnie: I knew it! Hard feelings MASSIVE HARD FEELINGS!

Male Meowstic: Star, you have to save him!

Raichu: You're our only hope!

Luxray: ...

Raichu: Don't give us that silent treatment! You have to save Donnie!

Luxray: I know that! (charges at S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N) Thunder~!

Donnie: Star, don't! If you use any attack, he's just gonna create a forcefield!

Luxray: Shut up! I know what I'm doing!

Donnie: NO YOU DON'T! Why can't you listen to me for once?! That's the problem! You don't listen to what I have to say! If we're gonna be a team you have to cooperate with him instead being against me!

Luxray: Wow. I never seen you this tense before. This is new and I love it! (starts glowing) Okay, Donnie. I'll listen to you just this once. I promise.

Raichu: Emerald, is this...?

Male Meowstic: Mystical Evolution. Wonder what Star looks like in that form.

Star transforms into her Mystic Form. In this form, the black fur changes color to a purple flame. The yellow lines and the star on her tail changes color to purple as well with the yellow lines spewing out purple flames from it. She wears a dark purple helmet with an opening for the flaming fur at the back and on top of the helmet. The helmet also have sun visors but it ends at the nose and mouth area. Star's eyes changes color to lavender with the red underneath it turns to royal purple

Raichu: Whoa~! She looks like some kind of superpower with a helmet on! Like a space cadet!

Luxray: (sighs) Alright, Donnie. Tell me what I should do.

Donnie: First, you need to cut this chainsaw before it cuts me in half! Use Thunder Fang!

Luxray: You got it! (pounces at chainsaw) Thunder Fang~! (crunches chainsaw and breaks it) There you go.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: What is this power, dude?! It's, like, so powerful! Nothing I have ever calculated before!

Luxray: Wha? You never heard of Mystical Evolution? We don't know much either but it seems to be a temporary form we get. So just go along with it. Let me see what I can do with this form!

Star presses her front paw on the straps. Causing it to release Donnie.

Donnie: Incredible! Star, it seems you can cancel all technology. Use that for everyone else.

Star nods and begins to cancel everything S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N used to hold the others prisoner.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: No! Stop! Why are you doing this?!

Luxray: Now what?!

Donnie: Hm... Well...

Raph: I have an idea. Can we get more burritos?

Luxray: What?!

Raph: (whispers) This is part of the plan.

S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N: Sure. What didn't you say so, bro?

Just as the microwave fly to Raph, he grabs it and throws it at S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N. Causing him to short circuit and everything falls down from the ceiling.

Ryuko: Awesome job, Raph! And you lost, Donatello.

Donnie: This wasn't my intention. These three did this to me.

Raichu: Jeez, we're so sorry about this. We were fed up with S.H.E.L.L.D.O.N favoring you over us. And we kinda... snapped.

Midnight Lycanroc: It was payback but it went too far.

Tsareena: Yeah... We didn't mean to harm you in any way.

Luxray: Hope you guys learn your lesson!

Raichu: We did. Bigtime.

Luxray: And Donnie, I promise to try to listen to you. The key word is "try". (changes back to normal) Got it?

Donnie: You got it, Star.

Alolan Ninetales: What happened in here?

Splinter: My time-traveling flying microwave is destroyed! Who did this?! Was it all of you?!

Everyone: We would never!

Donnie: They would never. (chuckles nervously)