Here are the characters: Thailand , Vietnam, Malaysia, Indonesia, Myanmar, Philippines, Brunei, Cambodia, Singapore, Laos
You can ask or dare and sometimes there is story lines..
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Brunei: *protecc Philippines*
Philippines: ah it's fine
Singapore: Bro wdym it's fine.
Philippines: well I AM a country after all..
Malaysia: I think we are all countries tho..
Philippines: did you just make a meme reference..
Malaysia: what?
Philippines: nothing :)
Vietnam: ok so your answer?
Philippines: well first of all.. If someone were to attempt to kidnap me then roles would be reversed
Myanmar: I'm sorry what?
Thailand: they made me sit next to her, please don't make her more scary. ;;
Brunei: too late.
Indonesia: explain more! Step by step.
Philippines: wouldn't that be too boring?
Laos: n-no?
Cambodia: ah! Hey I have an idea, instead of listing what would happen why don't Author try to write it out like in her other fan—
Author: BRO!
Cambodia: it's a good idea, no?
Philippines: that would be great! *some reason smiling*
Author: *sighs* fine..
3rd POV why am I doing this—listen idk how tf people kidnap so pls don't cringe at my writing ;-; like I know how quick some kidnappings are but I just want to see Philippines roast a guy, okay? Okay.
Philippines walked down street, step by step. Carrying a heavy black bag that forced her to drag her feet against the ground as she continued on forward. While she was walking, a van started slowing down beside her, she quickly noticed the slow vehicle and began to speed up her pace a bit. A man rolled down the window and grabbed her attention by saying, "hey, little girl. I think I'm running late for work." Philippines was annoyed by the name, 'little girl' she thought, ' let's see if he'll think I'm still a little girl..' She looked up at him with a sigh, "if you think your late then why waste your time talking to me anyway? Won't it make you more late, Old man?" She said with a innocent grin. The man's eyebrow twitched and his right fist was clenched but hidden with the van door.
He opens the door and walks in front of her, ' he's way too close, lemme just step wayyy back.' She thought, she took wide steps backwards until she hit a pole that was against her back. "Do I really look that old? Hahah.." He still walked towards her, and she sighs. " yes. You look like my great-great grandfather." She laughed a bit and he joins in too, thinking she was joking when in reality it's true. "What time is it?" He asked, she rolled her eyes. She took out her phone, still looking at the guy and showed him the screen. "Awe. I took it'd be nice for you to check it for me." "I mean you see the time now right? Beside your phone is literally stick out of your pocket and you have a watch on your wrist.." she said, he still had the stupid grin on and laughed. "Alright welp I'll go back in the van. Here's my number if you want to talk." He handed her a white strip of paper with letter on it, still not looking away from him(just in case) she smiled. "Awh thanks. I love these!" "Ah I'm glad you—" and then she chomped on the paper and chewed and then spit it out onto his shoe. "...you know your really pissing me off right now.." the guy said, as he walked slowly towards his van. Philippines walked by his van, seeing as he was about to leave, but felt a harsh pull at her waist. Almost getting pulled into the van she pushed her back with force at him, making him fall over. Most people would just leave when the kidnapper is distracted, but Philippines is not most people. She opened her dirty bag and took out what seems to be a large sandal...wait Philippines not again! As the guy got up to snatch her into the van, she smacked him with the feared weapon, pulling him out of the van and pushing him onto the streets. He was shocked and spaced out a bit from absolute confusion, but came back to his sense. "Haha you think a simple sandal could stop me f— oh Christ.." He stopped his sentence when he saw her in the van at the wheel, waving at him with a smile. "Hi." She then ran him over with the van and drove off into the distance.
Philippines: hi guys!
Everyone else: *blinking*
Philippines: what?
Vietnam: what do you mean what!?
Cambodia: your literal choice of weapon is a sandal.
Philippines: as you can see it's really effective. *giggling*
Malaysia: Ok but I thought she was going to kidnap the kidnappers..
Philippines: I've already done that with the others, I thought I should just spare this one for now.
Thailand: but this one died?
Philippines: trust me, if your kidnapped by moi then it's much worse then YOUR DEATH.
Brunei: what do you mean?
Philippines: TORTURE
Vietnam: Ok welp, sounds totally normal and not suspicious at all.
Indonesia: agreed.
Author: *not paying attention* this may be an irrelevant question but, who made up the word "nut"? What were they thinking?
Myanmar: very irrelevant.
Laos: but I like that.
Brunei: now we are off topic..
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Indonesia: Where is the van anyway?
Philippines: I crashed it. :D
Singapore: why are you so happy about that..
Philippines: because it crashed into my basement.
Laos: ok and?
Philippines: well the kidnapper I kidnapped are hurt now and need medical help but I'll just let them suffer a slow death :D
Everyone: ...
Cambodia: so that means no bombs?
Myanmar: *sighs* Cam..
Cambodia: what?
Myanmar: she said slow deaths, just use one of my machetes! :D
