LPS High School AU: Chatrooms

Dimwits

ComedianPepper, TheDancingLizard, MonkeyMinka, CutiePenny, OrganizedRussell, FabulousZoe, and MysteriousMagician entered the chat room.

MysteriousMagician: hey Vinnie

TheDancingLizard: yo

MysteriousMagician: you want to see a cool text magic trick?

TheDancingLizard: YEAH

FabulousZoe: will it work? your magic tricks irl don't really work LOLLLL

OrganizedRussell: that wasn't nice Zoe 😒

ComedianPepper: But it was funny

MysteriousMagician: k first of all, ouch. Secondly, relax.

CutiePenny: what kind of trick is it? 😮

MonkeyMinka: yeah I'm curious!!

MysteriousMagician: only Vinnie is allowed to do this, okay?

MonkeyMinka: sexist

FabulousZoe: 😂

TheDancingLizard: I'm waiting

MysteriousMagician: ok Vinnie

MysteriousMagician: choose any one of these card symbols: ♠️♣️♥️♦️

MysteriousMagician: don't tell me what it is, but type it

TheDancingLizard: ok

TheDancingLizard: ♣️

MysteriousMagician: Okay... did you choose...

MysteriousMagician: this symbol? ♣️

TheDancingLizard: WTF

TheDancingLizard: HOW DID YOU DO THAT

MysteriousMagician: magic✨

OrganizedRussell: wow

CutiePenny: now I see why he only allowed Vinnie to do it

MonkeyMinka: still sexist

FabulousZoe: truly an impressive trick

ComedianPepper: LMAOOOO

MysteriousMagician: you want to try again Vinnie?

OrganizedRussell: please don't there's only so much "Vinnie Stupidity" I can handle

TheDancingLizard: what's stupidity

OrganizedRussell: hoo boy I'm muting this conversation

ComedianPepper: HAHAHAHA

MonkeyMinka: no STAY 🥺

OrganizedRussell: fine

ComedianPepper: sexist

OrganizedRussell: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

ComedianPepper: idk I just wanted to say it too

TheDancingLizard: I wanna see another trick

MysteriousMagician: Sorry that's all I got for now 😅

TheDancingLizard: sexist

OrganizedRussell: STOP USING THAT WORD IN THE WRONG CONTEXT

TheDancingLizard: I don't even know what it means

FabulousZoe: that's probably a good thing? 🤔

MysteriousMagician: Vinnie maybe it's a good idea to not repeat words that you don't know the meaning to

TheDancingLizard: why

OrganizedRussell: 👁👁

ComedianPepper: lolll Russell's gonna lose it

CutiePenny: it's not very nice to laugh at his demise Pepper 😔

OrganizedRussell: DEMISE???

OrganizedRussell: do you mean "expense"?

CutiePenny: ohhh

CutiePenny: I've been saying that wrong 😂😂

ComedianPepper: to be fair, it is also not nice to laugh at his demise too

MonkeyMinka: what's demise

TheDancingLizard: what's demise

FabulousZoe: how many dimwits are in this chat

ComedianPepper: not counting you, I think three

OrganizedRussell: including Pepper but not Zoe, four

FabulousZoe: OOOOO even Russell agrees I'm not a dimwit

ComedianPepper: HEY I'M NOT A DIMWIT

OrganizedRussell: THE OTHER DAY YOU ASKED ME IF BUTTER WAS A CARB

ComedianPepper: SO WHAT? I'M NOT A PROFESSOR OF CHEMISTRY OR WHATEVER IT'S CALLED

OrganizedRussell: and I rest my case

CutiePenny: heyyyy wait are you saying I'm a dimwit too?? 😒

MysteriousMagician: yes

CutiePenny: but I'm too cute to be a dimwit 😔

MonkeyMinka: dimwit is a funny word

TheDancingLizard: try saying dimwit ten times fast

MonkeyMinka: I can't 🥺

TheDancingLizard: neither can I 🥺

CutiePenny: haha I did it like 4 times and I gave up

ComedianPepper: easy-peasy. I did it

MysteriousMagician: Zoe, Russell, I think it's clear that us strong-brained people must protect the dimwitted

OrganizedRussell: agreed

FabulousZoe: yesss

TheDancingLizard: what does dimwit mean by the way