LPS High School AU: Chatrooms

The Trial

TheDancingLizard, MysteriousMagician, and OrganizedRussell entered the chat room.

TheDancingLizard: thank you all for coming today boys

TheDancingLizard: send her in and we should get started

MysteriousMagician: I knew this would happen...

OrganizedRussell: oh boy...

OrganizedRussell left the chat room.

TheDancingLizard: you sure she did it?

MysteriousMagician: Vinnie, who else would want to take your new SHINY studs?

TheDancingLizard: you make a good case, Mr. Nevla

MysteriousMagician: YOU'RE NOT THE JUDGE, VINNIE. I AM.

OrganizedRussell and MonkeyMinka entered the chat room.

OrganizedRussell: she's here

MysteriousMagician: yes I see. I have eyeballs

TheDancingLizard: lol

MonkeyMinka: I SWEAR I DIDN'T DO IT YOUR HONOR

MysteriousMagician: how does the accused plead?

MonkeyMinka: NOT GUILTY

TheDancingLizard: BULL

MonkeyMinka: IT'S NOT BULL

MysteriousMagician: VINNIE YOU AREN'T SUPPOSED TO TALK LIKE THAT IN COURT

TheDancingLizard: ORDER IN THE COURT

MysteriousMagician: VINNIE YOU'RE NOT THE JUDGE

OrganizedRussell: this is a mess and definitely inaccurate to a true court trial

MonkeyMinka: RUSSELL YOU BELIEVE ME RIGHT

OrganizedRussell: Uhhhh...

MonkeyMinka: 🥺?

OrganizedRussell: I'm sorry

OrganizedRussell: I'm Vinnie's lawyer

OrganizedRussell: in this case

OrganizedRussell: pun intended

MonkeyMinka: WHAT

MonkeyMinka: WHY

OrganizedRussell: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHY?

MonkeyMinka: WHYYY

OrganizedRussell: BECAUSE

OrganizedRussell: HE'S THE VICTIM

MonkeyMinka: .........

MysteriousMagician: don't say what I think you're about to say

MonkeyMinka: sexist

MysteriousMagician: goddamnit

TheDancingLizard: HELLOOO MY EAR HOLES ARE STILL EMPTY HERE

OrganizedRussell: strange choice of words there Vinnie, but you're right. Let's get started.

OrganizedRussell: Minka, where were at approximately 3:36 p.m. today?

MonkeyMinka: I was at home 🏡 making some banana 🍌 pudding 🍮

MysteriousMagician: why the emojis