OrganizedRussell, ComedianPepper, FabulousZoe, TheDancingLizard, MysteriousMagician, MonkeyMinka, CutiePenny, and WinstonHarold entered the chat room.
WinstonHarold: good evening friends!
OrganizedRussell: hello?
CutiePenny: long time no see!!
ComedianPepper: ahoy there Harold
MonkeyMinka: why are you a pirate
ComedianPepper: just let me have this
TheDancingLizard: ahoy
MysteriousMagician: 🤦♂️
WinstonHarold: wow I didn't know you two knew Hawaiian!
FabulousZoe: who?
WinstonHarold: Pepper and Vinnie of course!
MonkeyMinka: 😮
OrganizedRussell: oh boy...
ComedianPepper: we do?
WinstonHarold: Well yeah
WinstonHarold: it's a well-known fact that the word "ahoy" is a common greeting amongst the Hawaiians
TheDancingLizard: Really?? Cool!!
OrganizedRussell: are you sure you're not mistaken, Harold?
WinstonHarold: pretty sure
OrganizedRussell: mhm
OrganizedRussell: and are you sure you're not thinking of the word "aloha"?
WinstonHarold: are you sure you're not mistaken, Russell?
OrganizedRussell: I am absolutely NOT MISTAKEN
FabulousZoe: let's relax, Russell
MysteriousMagician: lol he can't help it. Seeing Harold sparks his temper. Idk why tho
OrganizedRussell: not true
CutiePenny: 🤔
ComedianPepper: guys it's not his fault that he's short-tempered c'mon 😔
OrganizedRussell: ...
ComedianPepper: speaking of short
OrganizedRussell: HAHAHA OK WE GET IT I'M SHORT
OrganizedRussell: I knew you were going to segue into a joke about my height
ComedianPepper: you know me so well
WinstonHarold: how tall are you, Russell?
OrganizedRussell: 5'2"
WinstonHarold: Ohoho
WinstonHarold: you've got nothing to worry about, my good spiky-haired fellow
MonkeyMinka: course he doesn't! :)
FabulousZoe: d'awww
CutiePenny: what do you mean, Harold? 🤔
WinstonHarold: Your pal Russell is right around the average height for men in the U.S.!
OrganizedRussell: pardon
TheDancingLizard: woohoo 🎉 GO RUSTY
MysteriousMagician: the average is 5'2"?
WinstonHarold: yes! It's a well-known fact men in the U.S. average about 5 feet and 2 inches in height, while women have a higher average at 5 feet and 6 inches
ComedianPepper: Wait women have a higher average in height??
FabulousZoe: damnnnnnn
MonkeyMinka: the more you know!
OrganizedRussell: I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL OF YOU
WinstonHarold: yeah the facts are pretty interesting, wouldn't you agree?
OrganizedRussell: those are NOT facts!
OrganizedRussell: MALES have the higher average at 5 feet and 6 inches while FEMALES have the higher average at 5 feet and 2 inches! He swapped them!!
OrganizedRussell: PICK UP A BOOK FOR GOODNESS SAKE
OrganizedRussell: ALL IT TAKES IS A QUICK INTERNET SEARCH
TheDancingLizard: wow no need to yell bro
TheDancingLizard: and to think I cheered you on for being at the average male height 😔
MysteriousMagician: technically speaking, since what Russell is saying is true...
ComedianPepper: he's at the average female height 👀
OrganizedRussell: you people are DRIVING ME CRAZY
OrganizedRussell left the chat room.
WinstonHarold: can't face the facts it seems
ComedianPepper: AHSHDJS
FabulousZoe: the f a c t s????
CutiePenny: what facts? I'm honestly so confused as to who is right and who isn't 😂
MonkeyMinka: I think Russell's height is cute tho 🥺
FabulousZoe: oh do you now 👀
MonkeyMinka: hush
TheDancingLizard: YEAH
TheDancingLizard: NO SHAME
TheDancingLizard: in being a short dude
TheDancingLizard: because we can't help it
TheDancingLizard: ...
MysteriousMagician: it's alright Vinnie
TheDancingLizard: easy for you to say you tall drink of water
MysteriousMagician: I
MysteriousMagician: wow I don't know how to respond to that
CutiePenny: LOL Vinnie do you even know what that means
FabulousZoe: 👀
WinstonHarold: it's a well-known fact that when you say the phrase "a tall drink of water" towards someone, it means something along the lines of hinting to that person that you'd like to go and get a couple of drinks to cool off in the summer!
ComedianPepper: Harold no offense but shut the fuck up
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LPS High School AU: Chatrooms
FanfictionSo you know the LPS AU story in working on? This book will just be a little funny extra thing. Imagine all the characters in chatrooms. Hope you enjoy!
