LPS High School AU: Chatrooms

Nerd Scale

ComedianPepper, OrganizedRussell, FabulousZoe, TheDancingLizard, CutiePenny, MonkeyMinka, and MysteriousMagician entered the chat room.

ComedianPepper: sup nerds

FabulousZoe: you're the only nerd I see here, Pepper

MonkeyMinka: HAHA

FabulousZoe: and Russell, but that's a given

ComedianPepper: H A H A

OrganizedRussell: I've done nothing to deserve this

OrganizedRussell: nothing

MysteriousMagician: lol

TheDancingLizard: you act like a nerd tho so it makes sense to call you one

CutiePenny: I don't think that's helping, Vinnie

OrganizedRussell: Whatever... I guess it's sort of true

ComedianPepper: wait a minute I'm not a nerd, Zoe

ComedianPepper: I am nothing like Rusty

ComedianPepper: I am like... second-to-last on the nerd scale

FabulousZoe: nerd scale???

ComedianPepper: yeah

ComedianPepper: first we've got Rusty

OrganizedRussell: ...

OrganizedRussell: of course...

ComedianPepper: then Sunil

MysteriousMagician: heyyyy wait a minute 😒

TheDancingLizard: lol

MonkeyMinka: HAHA

ComedianPepper: then Minks

MonkeyMinka: WAIT WHAT

MonkeyMinka: HOW

MysteriousMagician: HA

ComedianPepper: then Zoe

FabulousZoe: I am absolutely NOT a nerd 😒

ComedianPepper: but you so smart

MonkeyMinka: PEP

FabulousZoe: well I wouldn't be able to model if I didn't have good grades hun💅

ComedianPepper: I rest my case

MonkeyMinka: WE AREN'T DONE TALKING HERE

ComedianPepper: next we got Penny Ling

MonkeyMinka: DON'T IGNORE ME WOMAN

CutiePenny: hmmm I can live with that

ComedianPepper: THEN we've got me

ComedianPepper: and the only person cooler than me is Vinnie

TheDancingLizard: hell yea

ComedianPepper: and also he is definitely not considered a nerd whatsoever

TheDancingLizard: why

ComedianPepper: Vinnie what's your favorite element of the periodic table?

TheDancingLizard: the what

MonkeyMinka: PEPPER

TheDancingLizard: did u mean to type picnic table?

MysteriousMagician: smh

MonkeyMinka: P E P P E R

ComedianPepper: WHAT IS IT WOMAN

MonkeyMinka: why am I third? 😒

ComedianPepper: because

OrganizedRussell: actually I have several questions

ComedianPepper: I won't answer them

MysteriousMagician: I can't believe you put me right after Russell

OrganizedRussell: oh come on Sunil it was bound to happen

MysteriousMagician: WHAT DO YOU MEAN

FabulousZoe: why did you say Vinnie was cooler than you? I thought it was a nerd scale, not a coolness scale

OrganizedRussell: I feel like you're saying I'm not cool in a very roundabout way, Pepper

MonkeyMinka: YOU NEVER ANSWERED MY QUESTION PEPPER

TheDancingLizard: now I really wanna go on a picnic

CutiePenny: 🍿

MysteriousMagician: you put that popcorn away right now, Missy

CutiePenny: no

MysteriousMagician: I am not second on the scale, Pepper. How are you even measuring nerdiness for each person?

ComedianPepper: hOw ArE yOu EvEn MeAsUrInG nErDiNeSs FoR eAcH pErSoN

ComedianPepper: I think I put you in the right spot, dude

MysteriousMagician: wow...

MysteriousMagician: the disrespect I feel...

OrganizedRussell: it isn't so bad

MonkeyMinka: says you

MonkeyMinka: I'M THIRD

MysteriousMagician: I'M SECOND

CutiePenny: 🍿🍿

MysteriousMagician: actually

MysteriousMagician: if anything, I'd put Pepper as the third nerdiest one here

ComedianPepper: p a r d o n

MonkeyMinka: I second that

OrganizedRussell: I third that

FabulousZoe: I fourth that

CutiePenny: fifth

TheDancingLizard: seventh

ComedianPepper: WHAT

MonkeyMinka: HAHA

MonkeyMinka: MINKA WINS

MonkeyMinka: JUST BECAUSE I LIKE ANIME

MonkeyMinka: AND VIDEOGAMES

MonkeyMinka: AND NERDS

MonkeyMinka: DOES NOT MEAN I AM ONE

CutiePenny: you like nerds, huh?

MonkeyMinka: ...

MonkeyMinka: MINKA WINS

MonkeyMinka: AND MINKA HAS DIED A LITTLE BIT ON THE INSIDE

MonkeyMinka left the chat room.

ComedianPepper: hear that, Rusty?

OrganizedRussell left the chat room.

ComedianPepper: PEPPER WINS

FabulousZoe: shut up nerd lol