LPS High School AU: Chatrooms

Interrogation

CyrilMcFlip, MysteriousMagician, TheDancingLizard, FabulousZoe, MonkeyMinka, CutiePenny, CheepChip, and ComedianPepper entered the chat room.

ComedianPepper: WILL Y'ALL STOP BLOWING UP MY PHONE WITH CALLS

TheDancingLizard: THIS IS IMPORTANT

MonkeyMinka: MUY IMPORTANTE

MysteriousMagician: WHAT THEY SAID ^

CyrilMcFlip: SÍ

CutiePenny: WHY IS EVERYBODY YELLING

CheepChip: IDK

FabulousZoe: WHY IS CYRIL MCFLIP HERE

CyrilMcFlip: because you are all potential suspects 🤔

ComedianPepper: I swear I didn't do it, officer

CyrilMcFlip: that's "Detective" to you, madam.

TheDancingLizard: ADMIT WHAT YOU DID

FabulousZoe: what happened????

CutiePenny: that's what I'd like to know

MysteriousMagician: you all better have your stories straight, or else

ComedianPepper: I'm scared

TheDancingLizard: sounds like what a GUILTY person would say

CyrilMcFlip: now, now, ladies and gentlemen. Let's relax.

ComedianPepper: no

TheDancingLizard: LIAR

TheDancingLizard: Wait that didn't make sense

TheDancingLizard: Pepper, make your case, and then I'll call you a liar

ComedianPepper: NO

ComedianPepper: I didn't do a thing

ComedianPepper: trust me

CyrilMcFlip: 🤔

CheepChip: 🤔

CyrilMcFlip: Mr. Chipman I would appreciate it greatly if you didn't copy me

CheepChip: shuddup Russell it's not like I meant to

MonkeyMinka: ITS CYRIL MCFLIP GET IT RIGHT

MonkeyMinka: ok anyways continue with the investigation, Cyril!

CyrilMcFlip: thank you, Miss Minka

CheepChip: wow...

MysteriousMagician: you have the floor, Cyril

CutiePenny: guys I'm scared

CyrilMcFlip: worry not, my dear Penny Ling. You all have nothing to fear if you are innocent. Now, if I may...

ComedianPepper: ...

ComedianPepper: OKAY FINE

FabulousZoe: ?

CutiePenny: ?

CyrilMcFlip: Uhhh

ComedianPepper: I DID IT

MonkeyMinka: AUDIBLE GASP

TheDancingLizard: AHA I KNEW IT

MysteriousMagician: what

ComedianPepper: I WAS THE ONE THAT STOLE RUSSELL'S JELLO LAST WEEKEND OKAY? I DIDN'T HAVE SNACKS AT HOME AND RUSSELL AND HIS DAD HAD SO MUCH JELLO IN THEIR FRIDGE. IT WAS THE BLUE, HOMEMADE KIND TOO SO I COULDN'T RESIST