Johnny Depp imagine one shots [complete]

Can't Give You What You Already Have

"Oh no not you again…" I sighted in despair seeing him approaching me in my shop. "Oh yes lady, it's me again" he said smiling showing his yellow teeth and false silver teeth. "What is it this time captain Sparrow? I don't have any jar of dirt left" I asked resting my hands on the wooden tables. "Jar of dirt? No no no no I need something else" he said with a sneaky smile and his half drunk gestures. "And what is it for this time?" I asked crossing my arms, I'm not use to be nonchalant but each time captain Sparrow is coming to my shop for material or spells he never got anything in exchange that I ask for and it's pisses me off. "I don't know it slipped out of my head" he said touching some wooden item. I mentally facepalmed myself and turned to grab a spells and elixir manual to get away from boredom when I heard a small "crack". I quickly turned around and met a baby like captain sparrow with two bits of woods in each of his hands looking at me sorrowfully but it's the kind of view that makes you melt inside, I couldn't help but to giggle. "D… Do I have to refund that?" he asked embarrassed, "No dear, nobody would like to buy it anyway" I said giving a smile. "Wait, you smiled!" he said pointing his fingers at me. "What? Well yes sometimes I can smile" I said looking at some spell. "you're prettier when you smile Milady" he said posing the broken wood on the table. "Next time, when I come back, may I ask for a spell of power? I mean I want  to be the most respectable pirate on this earth" he said with hands on his hips. "Aren't you already the most respectable pirate?" I said still looking at my spells and elixir manual. He put the tip of his left finger on his chin to think "yes, well probably but I men more power" he said fiercely. "I am afraid captain sparrow that I couldn't give you what you may ask for" I said looking up at him. "And why is that dear?" he asked pouting, "Because i can't give what you already have" I said resting my elbows on the table. "And what if, next time I come back, I ask for your heart?" he said resting his elbows as well, to get at the same height as me our heads were few inches away from each other. "That is also impossible" I said closing the big dusty book that made a dusty cloud towards Jack, causing him to make a disgust expression and made him cough a little. "Why? Because I already have it?" he said sitting crossed legs on the table. "As a friend maybe" I said putting the book back at its place on the large shelf behind. "Aw sweetheart why I can't have it for love? You'll be fine by the sea you may have everything you wish for and I will take care of you like a princess I promised" he said as he took both of my tiny hands in his. "Fine I will give you my heart but at a condition" I said looking up seriously at him, immediately à big smile formed in his face "Really? Tell me, I will do anything my dear" he said jumping out of the table and stood right in front of me. "The condition is that next time you come back you give me everything you owe me" I said sneakily smirking. He looked at me and scratched the back of his head "I will try to find everything you've asked for on our earlier deals, but perhaps having your love, can give me the permission to pay only the half of what I owe you?" he said innocently. I crossed my arms and looked at him annoyed "Jack don't try to confuse me I said everything, discounts doesn't work with me" I said seriously. He looked aat me embarrassed, "Alright I will give you everything" he said giving up, knowing that it wasn't worth it to try any more. "Pardon my intrusion, but Captain we have to go" said Gibbs entering in the shop. He looked up at him and made a sign with the head, "okay so I will see you later with everything I owe you, I promise" he said kissing my forehead which got me surprised because he did it all of a sudden, causing me to freeze in place. "See you Milady" said jack exiting the shop with an ear to ear smile. "S… See you Jack".