Battle Of The Bands, Round 1

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(Later, at the 1st round.)

Principal Inkling: Welcome to the first ever Octo High School Battle of the Bands. I believe I speak for everyone when I say it is by far the greatest thing we have ever done here at this school!

(students cheering)

Principal Inkling: We are so glad our three newest students encouraged us to turn this event into something exciting! But, as this is now a competition, we can only choose one winner. Who is it going to be?

(students arguing and green smoke starts coming from the crowd.)

Male Student: You're the worst thing to happen!

(The dazzlings absorb the green smoke)

Marina: You feel that, girls? Our true power is being restored.

Olivia and Lily: [giggling]

(They see the Octonauts band and Rochelle enter.)

Marina: And that's before we've tapped into the strongest magic here.

Olivia: But the Octobots, or whatever they're called, aren't under our spell. How exactly are we supposed to get to their magic?

Marina: The Octonauts are just as capable of falling apart as anyone else. They just need a little... push in the wrong direction. I have a feeling everyone here is going to be lining up to give them a shove.

(Later, 2 freshman boys are doing a rap.)

[Boy 1]
[beatboxing poorly]
[Boy 2]
Aw, yeah! Cris and Cross indahouse, yo!

[Cris]
They call me MC Cris and that ain't no lie
My favorite food is like pumpkin pie

[Cross]
I'm DJ Snazzy Cross, I like whales
When I go to the beach, I always bring my pails

[Cris]
[beatboxing poorly]
Everybody knows my favorite color is orange
My rhymes are so fly, they're better than... um...

[Cross]
Than an orange, yo!

[Cris]
Yeah!

[Cross]
Yeah!

[Cris]
Represent!

[Cris and Cross]
[beatboxing and freestyling poorly]

[Cris]
What do we... What do we do now?

[Cross]
Get off the stage, I'd like to leave right now

[Cris and Cross]
[beatboxing and freestyling poorly]

[Cris]
Bam! That just happened!

[Cross]
Aw, yeah! We out!

[Cris]
Cris and Cross outta here!

(Both of them drop the microphones which cause microphone feedback)

Principal Inkling: Please do not drop the microphones.

(The 2 walk past the Octonuats and Rochelle backstage.)

Cris: Yeah! Bam!

Cross: [laughing]

Cris: In your face, Octonauts!

Tweak: (When the 2 are gone) Least we know one group who won't stand in the way of us gettin' to the finals.

Kwazii: Let's get ready to rock!

Shellington: Wait! Where's Dashi?

Dashi: (Running over to them) Oh! Here! I'm here! [panting] We will be performing in front of an audience. I'm not going to get the camera? Hmph. 

Tweak: (Facepalm) Guh…

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