Kwazii: What was that?!
Rochelle: You were showing them your magic. I-I didn't know what else to do.
Dashi: Ugh. Close the curtains? Unplug his amp? Give us a chance to deal with the situation?
Rochelle: I'm sorry, I just wanted to help.
Kwazii: Yeah, well, you didn’t.
Tweak: None of this would've happened if you weren't tryin' to show off – as usual.
(Tiffany shows up.)
Tiffany: Good show, "Octogines". I especially liked the part where Rochelle, in a fit of jealous rage, knocked out Kwazii mid-guitar solo!
Rochelle: (Angry and upset) It wasn't a fit of jealous rage!
Tiffany: If you say so. (Sees Inkling walking onstage) Ooh! Looks like he’s already decided who'll be moving on to the finals! I'm guessing it wasn't too difficult a decision.
[door opens]
(The Dazzlings walk to Principal Inkling and start vocalizing.)
Rochelle: (Witnessing this) Huh?
Dashi: What can we do? There isn't gonna be another opportunity for us to play. And I had the my camera all ready to go!
Tweak: Yup, 'cause that's the real tragedy here, Dashi – that you won't get to have your photoshoot.
Dashi: You know perfectly well that is not what I meant!
Kwazii: You guys wanna keep it down? He’s about to announce who's moving on.
Peso: Who are you kidding? You know it isn't gonna be us.
(Onstage)
Principal Inking: The band that will be joining the Dazzlings in tonight's finals... The Octonauts!
Tiffany: What?!
Main cast: Huh?
Shellington: Did he just say, "the Octonauts”?!
(Confused, they head onstage.)
Tiffany: This isn't over!
(Onstage)
Principal Inkling: Congratulations, you lot. You deserve it.
Shellington: Seriously?! We didn't even finish our—!
(Kwazii nudges Shellington to stop him talking.)
Marina: See you at tonight's big show, Octonauts. We are really looking forward to it.
Kwazii: Yeah, well... not as much as we are!
Crowd: [jeering]
Girl: Zis never should haf been you, Octonauts!
Crowd: [jeering]
(The 6 friends move offstage with the crowd still angry)
Tiffany: This is a travesty! A travesty!
(The Dazzlings walk to Tiffany and pretend to sympathise with her.)
Marina: It really is! The Octonauts don't deserve to be in the finals. Not when your band was so much better in the semis.
Olivia: And wanted it so much more.
Marina: Alas, this is the way it's going to be. Dazzlings vs. Octonauts.
Lily: Unless, of course, the Octonauts don't manage to make it to their set or held up for some reason.
Tiffany: (Getting an idea) Hmm... [sinister chuckling]
YOU ARE READING
Rainbow Rocks Parody (Octonauts style.)
FanfictionBarnacles goes to the human world to help some old friends of his, and they have an uncanny resemblance to his crew.