14-Fics w/ Gymnasts/ Dancers

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Pic of Gabby Douglas cuz she da bae

Anyways, in a lot of one direction fics, the main female is a famous dancer or an elite gymnast. Then, she like, decides to date Louis or something like that idk.

[and this might turn out to be a rant haha]

Gymnast:

Kk first of all, elite gymnasts don't have time to "date".

The practice all day, everyday, and sometimes on holidays. Not gonna lie Americans I've had practice on thanksgiving.

I'm not even an elite gymnast and I'm at the gym four nights a week

And we are not "skinny"

We are freaking muscular

Dancers:
Same time stuff as gymnasts

Plus, the authors seem to think that because dancers are so great at dancing, they are also good at the baby making stuff

Uh uh.

No.

Goodbye.

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