Fanfiction: Tips, Tricks, and Big Mistakes

9-More Cliches

soooooo....been readin' some fanfics (Oh good lord please shoot me)

~ "I tangled my hands in his luxiourious hair..."

so, his hair is expensive? And you untangled them how?

~"Mooooooommmmmm," Percy whined, "The Lasangna isn't blue!"

The saviour of Olympus does not whine, mis amigos.

~"I slipped on my One Direction Underwear, then my One Direction sweatpants. After gettting dressed, I brushed by teeth with my favorite Niall Horan Toothbrush. Then, I was finally ready to go on a date with my boyfriend, Zayn Malik."

And Zayn Frickin' Malik is okay with this? plz no

~ "Percy's sea green orbs-"

First the directioners, now the Demigods. Oh Lawd.

~ "Alex please!" He begged,"I know I broke up with you six times, and cheated on you with your best friend, and also this chica at the club whose name I don't even know. Not, to mention the times I slapped your face in front of your parents, but i still love you! Please take me back!"

"Oh Harry, I thought you'd never ask!" Alex squeeled.

no

~ "Hi!" he said, "what's your name? I'm Liam Payne!"

*Girl stares blankly* "I have no idea who you are..."

Whereas in reality it would be like:

"I'm -"

"Liam James Payne, born August 29th, in Wolverhampton England, weighing this much, you are this tall, your favorite band is this band, and your favorite food is that food, and you are afraid of spoons! Oh, I'm Rose Elisha Rivers, and I do except to be your lawfully wedded wife!"

*Slowly backs away...*

~ Carrots

WTF why is this still in fanfiction?

~ "Like what you see?" Louis said.

The only thing fanfic boys know how to say before you-know-what *winks*

But seriously, I want her to say "No, I don't like it," sometime.

~Zayn quotes stuff 24/7

"So how was your day today babe?" Rose asked when her boyfriend got home from work.

"It seems the roller coaster of life is taking a dip..."

~In the Chaos/Percy Jackson fanfics, he always renames himself after a Greek letter, like Epsilon or Delta.

He names himself after a frat house. Great.

~Annabeth and Percy always have like 7 kids.

And their middle names can only be Percy, Jason, piper, Frank, Hazel, Leo, Annabeth, or Nico.

~Rose gets kidnapped, and waddaya know...

The Wanted is their kidnappers.

Because we totes weren't expecting that!

~ "I'm so fat!" Rose sobbed, squeezing into her double-zero sized jeans.

~Harry smirks, but hardly ever smiles. Whenever he smiles its just a 'Cheeky grin'

~ "The A Team," a One Direction fan fiction.

~ "She Looks So Perfect," a One Direction fan fiction.

~ "You're mine now," he growled

So is she a horse or something? No? Oh, I just assumed since you obviously own her.

~Percabeth's firstborn son can only be named Luke.

~ "the beat goes on and on and on and on and on when ever I see your face, Rose. "

"Aw, Liam, boom clap you make me feel good..."

Or naw with the song lyrics.