The Tales Of Ricky Goldsworth

Shut up Shane

"Goodmorning!" Ryan smiled at Shane.

"Woah what happened, you look well rested for once" Shane inspected Ryan with a smile.

"I feel awake and ready to conquer the world! Come on big guy we have an episode to film!" Ryan exclaimed. Everyone else at work seemed to notice Ryan's high energy as well.

"Wow Ryan, what's got you so jolly? Did you two finally get married?" Curly joked as Ryan and Shane walked past his desk.

"Don't think that's ever going to happen, sorry to ruin your dreams Curly." Shane chuckled. Ryan's heart sank a little. "Don't think the little guy here would ever want to marry me, he's more likely to murder me." Shane laughed nervously. Ryan's heart felt lighter again.

"Don't make assumptions so quickly big guy." Ryan winked at Shane before buckling over wheezing. Shane quickly joined him, and they laughed and wheezed all the way to their unsolved desk.

When they'd wrapped up the episode, Shane suggested they should go get lunch together.

Somehow they ended up on the sofa in Shane's apartment eating pizza.

"This pizza is fucking amazing." Ryan spoke with pizza in his mouth.

"Ryan." Shane suddenly sounded serious. "We've been working together for so long. Getting to spend time with you almost everyday has really made these past years some of the best. For a while now, um.." Shane paused for a second like he was searching for the right words. "You're really great, Ryan. You put up with all my bullshit and you deserve an award for that."

"Damn right i do," Ryan laughed, Shane let out a chuckle as well.

"Yeah, um, Ryan. I don't want this to ruin our friendship in any way, but, um.. Remember the IV cure for hangovers video? When i was drunk i winked at you?"

"Um, yeah" Ryan was starting to get a little confused, where was Shane going with this?

"Well, it wasn't for the camera, it was for you, i was drunk so i lost my worries." Shane rubbed his hands over his face. "What i'm trying to say is, i like you Ryan. I have for a while now, i know you probably don't feel the same way and you're probably not even into guys. I just couldn't-"

"Shut up Shane." Ryan cut him off as he pulled Shane into a kiss.

Shane tasted like pizza, and Ryan was sure he did too.

Shane wrapped his arms around Ryan's back and Ryan let his hands run through Shane's hair. They stayed like that for a while until Shane pulled back and looked Ryan in the eyes.

"Does this mean you'll play the guitar for me now?" Shane smiled

Ryan laughed and let his head fall down and rest on Shane's chest. Ryan could feel the soft vibrations going through Shane's body as he let out a chuckle as well.

"Does it?" He laughed.

"No it doesn't," Ryan giggled. Shane pulled Ryan head up and gave him a quick peck on the lips.

"Aw c'mon, why not Mr Bergara guitara?"

"I keep telling you, I'm not good at it! I just play it for therapeutic reasons."

"I bet you're much better than you think" Shane pulled Ryan in for another kiss.

Shane slowly laid down on the Sofa still holding Ryan on top of him. They fell asleep cuddled up together fully dressed on Shane's sofa, having completely forgotten the pizza and the fact it was only afternoon. But neither of them cared either way as they laid there together in the bliss of pizza flavored kisses and discovering their feelings for eachother.