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【5】CJC

Jimin aur Jeongguk ghum rahe hai mall me, nahi jimin ghaseet raha hai jeongguk ko. Parso ki fresher's party ke liye taiyari jo karni hai. Lekin jeongguk mood mein nahi. Jab se taehyung ki love story suni hai uska to dil hi tuut gaya.

Jimin: yoongi ki nazar peechle saal taehyung pe padi aur vo uspe lattoo ho gaya, aur kaun nahi hoga? Dekha hai na taehyung ko? Tu bhi to flat ho gaya tha.

Jeongguk: hmm

Jimin: yoongi ne use idhar udhar ek do phool diye aur taehyung ko bhi pyaar ho gaya.

Jeongguk: ek do phool diye? Bas? Itna sasta pyaar?

Jimin: tu jal raha hai.

Jeongguk: nahi toh....acha phir kya hua?

Jimin: Phir kya? Dono saath hai khush hai, aur ab jab taehyung bhi isi college mein aa gaya hai to hawao me romance to bharna hi hai.

Jeongguk: han unki hawao mein romance aur meri hawao me "tujhe yaad na meri aai kisi se ab kya kehna" bharega ji.

Jimin: tu pagal hai kya? Taehyung akhiri ladka thodi na hai? Acha ek kaam kar tu uss shop me jaake suit check kar mein washroom hoke aata hun.

Jeongguk: jaldi aana, akele acha nahi lagta.

Jimin: tere diljale pyaar se dar lagta hai....oof.

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Jeongguk ka man kar raha tha abhi isi waqt shop se bahar nikal jae, kyunki yahan par uske "nahi banenge ab mere saiyan" taehyung or uska boyfriend yoongi jo khada tha.

Jeongguk ne yoongi ko ache se check kiya aur man mein hi bola "huh height to dekho, isse lamba to mein hun, shakkaaalllll bhi thik thak hi hai, par mujhse behtar nahi, anyways mujhe kya fark padta hai ji"

Hae receptionist ne jo nazre dikhai jeongguk ki harkato par. Beech shop me khade hoke muh kaun banata hai?

Tabhi jeongguk ne taehyung aur yoongi ki baate suni, ladai hi lag rahi thi, kapdo ko lekar.

Yoongi: mene bola na tum ye nahi pehnoge...

Taehyung: lekin kyun mujhe yahi colour pasand hai.

Yoongi: ye tum par acha nahi lagta...

Taehyung: who cares? Mujhe acha lagta hai, mein yahi pehnunga.

Yoongi: Tae mujhse bahas mat karo, tum ye nahi ye wala pehnoge.

Taehyung: but mujhe vo wala nahi pasand. its not my type.

Yoongi: aise kaise nahi pasand? meri pasand tumhari pasnad honi chahiye.

Taehyung: oh really? phir to meri pasand bhi tumhari pasand honi chahiye!!

Yoongi: MUJHSE BAHAS MAT KARO!!!

Yoongi ki tez awaaz se na sirf taehyung balki jeongguk aur shop ka staff bhi dar gaya.

Yoongi ko samajh nahi aaya jab staff ne aake usse suit practically cheen liya.

Yoongi: what are you doing?

Staff: someone already bought it, sorry sir!!

Yoongi: when??

Staff: they already paid for it while you were busy fighting-- *she eyed him*

Yoongi: and who did that?

Staff: the person right there!

When taehyung and yoongi looks at the person she points, taehyung realise its the same guy from morning. Vo pagal ladka jo usse shaadi karna chahta tha.

Jeongguk tehra humara cant-control-actions-wala ladka, bade style se yoongi ki taraf gang sigb kiye aur staff se suit leke nikal liya. Taehyung rok nahi paaya apni smile. Mann hi mann jeongguk ko thankyou bola.

Taehyung: to Mr. Min yoongi. Ab to tumhara suit gaya, mein yahi pehnunga. Hah!!

Yoongi: but--

Taehyung: fck off!!

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Jeongguk fatafat shop se bahar aaya aur gehri saans li. Esa lag raha tha kisi ne uske phepde bahar nikal liye ho. Itni himmat kahan se aai usme? Jo bhi ho par jab usne taehyung ke chehre pe smile dekhi, to use sab worth it laga.

Jeongguk: par ab iss ghatiya suit ka kya karu?? Uss ladke ki pasand ka suit mein nahi pehnunga.

Tabhi jimin aaya.

Jimin: tune suit le liye apne liye?

Jeongguk: han vo------NAHI ye aapke liye.

Jimin: mere liye??

Jeongguk: hannn ji, jaise hi mene ye suit dekha, mujhe laga ye to aapke liye perfect hai ji to mene le liya.

Jimin: so sweet. Kitne ka hai?

Jeongguk: sirf 7900.

Jimin: *cough* *cough* thanks. Ab to apni shaadi me bhi yahi pehnunga.

Jeongguk: mention not ji.

              ...To be continued.