Azur Lane: A Royal Pain

Bonus Oneshot: Wasted

This is a bonus oneshot that takes place some time before Jack's final battle

"Okay, so you want me to go out with you?" Jack asks. "Out where exactly?"

"Out to the tavern where else?" Eugen chuckles. "Or are you afraid that I'm going to kidnap you and take you back to my homeland?"

"Wha- that was most certainly NOT what was going through my mind!" Jack replies. "Fine, I'll join you. It's a little late in the night though so try not to stay out for too long, for both of our sakes."

"Party pooper." Eugen whines as the two head into the tavern where there are still some people tending to the place.

"Oh? What brings the commander here?' One person asks.

"Eugen here wants me to spend a night out here." Jack replies. "For reasons I'm not really sure about."

"Don't worry, it's nothing too crazy." Eugen says, slinging her arm around Jack.

"You're certainly jolly." Jack says as the two find a table and sit across from one another. "So... What do you plan on doing? I mean the sun's already set, and if we were to eat something right now it would be near impossible to fall asleep."

"I know that, that's why I'm not getting food for either of us." Eugen replies. "I just want you to relax a little bit."

"If you mean with alcohol, I'm out." Jack says. "I'm not letting a drop of that stuff touch my lips."

"Is that something you've sworn to yourself?" Eugen asks, cocking her head to one side.

"I don't want to know what happens if I get drunk." Jack replies.

"You're certainly no fun. Ah whatever." Eugen says. "I'm about to get myself something real strong." She says as she walks over to one of the people and asks for some alcohol.

A Half Hour Later...

"Oh no..." Jack mumbles, putting his face in his hands as he watches Eugen down a ninth mug of beer.

"Ahahaha~" Eugen laughs as she slams the mug on the table. "I'll... I'll take another mug please..."

"No Eugen, you're already drunk enough as you are right now." Jack says, attempting to wrestle the mug out of Eugen's hands.

"Nooo~ I want more~" Eugen slurs as she attempts to keep her grip on her mug, but she fails as Jack manages to pull it away from her.

"Ugh... I tried to stop you earlier, but you wouldn't listen. Now look at what you've gotten yourself into." Jack mumbles. "God Wales is gonna a field day when she hears about this..." And without even realizing it Eugen has already gotten out of her seat and stumbled over to Jack where she drunkenly rests her head on his shoulder and wraps her arms around him.

"Come ooooooon Jack~ You should have gotten a mug yourself..." Eugen giggles as she then sits on Jack's lap.

"Eugen what on earth are you doing?!" Jack asks, but he can't move, lest he topple the chair over. "And the people have already left..."

"You're cute when you blush~" Eugen says, leaning into Jack.

"God your breath reeks of beer." Jack mumbles as he attempts to get the very drunk Eugen off of him. "Please get off of my lap..."

"Aww~" Eugen mumbles as she slowly gets off of Jack and stumbles around some more.

"Ugh... Looks like I'll have to escort you back, and I don't think you're in any condition to walk." Jack says as he stands up and Eugen drunkenly leans on him. "I guess I've got no choice." He says as he begins escorting Eugen back to the dorms.

"Ooo~ How gentlemanly~" Eugen says as she kisses Jack on the cheek.

"You'll thank me later in the morning." Jack replies.