[ix] CELEBRATE.

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my lovely th0ts 🤤
[ ONLINE ]

eren is a hoe
i'm telling you guys, he's VERY
vocal it's kinda cute 🥺

he'd whimper and moan in my
ear and i get chills everytime
it makes my heart go boom
boom

historia 🌼
eren, why... why are you like this?
i'm SO disappointed.

norse bitch
apologize to historia, you dumb
bitch. you made her sad

eren is a hoe
uhm i'm just telling what i
feel!! freedom of speech, sir!!

trojean horse
we're tired of hearing you lust
mr forster. fuck off, dude

and do you know how hard it is
to act normal everytime i see him?
i can only imagine what you said
before and it's been giving me
nightmares.

sashay
i'm just wondering why historia's
nickname is normal unlike ours

norse bitch
change it or die 🔪

sugar bby
every time i log in, i always see
eren's thirst messages for his
boss and i don't know what to
feel.

eren is a hoe
you should be jealous

sugar bby
ANYWAYS

GUESS WHAT OUR BOSS TOLD
ME!!! COME ON GUESS

reinar
they're firing you?

conBITCH
WHAT IS IT OMG

sashay
DID YOU GUYS HAVE OFFICE
S*X?!?!??

mi casa
Why censor it? It's no use when
Eren is around.

eren is a hoe
hey!

armeen
Did they tell you I was the one
who put chloride in your solution?
I told them to keep it a secret but
even a famous scientist can't
keep one when their
professionalism breaks to tiny
pieces. Even then, I'm very sorry
about it Y/N. I didn't know where
to put it and I thought your beaker
was just a trash of random fluids
so I decided to put it there. I
know it wasn't okay because I
could've exploded the whole
building but was I thinking? No. I
just wanted to get rid of that
chemical because it's been
frustrating me with my own
research and experiment. I'm sorry
that Sir Moblit punished you for a
mistake that wasn't yours. I was
about to step in and tell the truth
but your tearful face was too
amusing to get rid of and I didn't
want to suffer his wrath so I
decided to let it go and keep it a
secret until the day I die. But boss
saw it through a video and I
asked them not to tell, bribing them
with a pickle jar. Can you imagine
how fast they accepted it? It's kind
of weird to work under someone
who likes pickle but who am I to
judge, right?

bertotoro

bertotoro

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