DAILY MEMES. hz

[xxx] MIDNIGHT.

connie 🐸

6:01 AM
armin's asking if you need to
be picked up

hello?

hey bitch!!! armin's waiting
for ur response!!!!

oh yeah btw we saw tom
holland on sasha's street, he
was jogging with his friend if
i remember

WHAT OMG REALLY DID YOU
TAKE A PICTURE

DID YOU DO A VIDEO GREET
WITH MY NAME

WHERE IS HE

IS HE STILL THERE

WAIT WHY WOULD TOM BE
IN GERMANY TF

yeah exactly why would he
be

you guys have to stop baiting
me to reply!!

i keep getting my hopes up and
then it S H A T T E R S me (cue
undertale sound effects)

well maybe if you answer
immeditately we wouldn't be
having this conversation!

don't talk to me if u can't spell
immediately correctly

whatever just answer the
question

no need bc someone already
picked me up :))

what???? who??? since when
did u have a chauffeur

u can't spell immediately but u
can spell chauffeur wow

n e ways, it's ok bc i dont need u
guys commenting on my tired
look

wait

WAIT

hmmmmmm

IS IT

NO WAY

YOU'RE AT THAT STAGE NOW

IS IT, HMMMMM, AN ECCENTRIC
SCIENTIST THAT MANAGED
TO CATCH YOUR HEART SINCE
DAY ONE??/?

IS IT.... BOSS HANGE ZOË????

OMFFFFFFG WAIT UNTIL ARMIN
AND SASHA HEARS THIS
AAAAAAA

uhh pray for us bc we gonna be
screaming on our way to work lol

HEY ANSWER I NEED TO KNOW
IF IT'S BOSS OK LIKE WTF

DID U GUYS DO SOMETHING

WAS IT THE REASON WHY U
WERE GONE FOR SO LONG

BECAUSE U DID THE FRICKLE
FRACKLE

THE BIRBS AND THE BEES

THE FUCKING AND
EJACULATING

ANSWER AFHOAWIRHQW
BITCH HOE FUCK U FOR
MAKING US FEEL THIS WAY UGH
WE HATE THIS SHIP BUT
DAMNTI WHY U GOT US WAITING
FOR MORE

no!!!! we didn't do anything

but boss did treat me with
some snacks at midnight to
apologize for what they did

apologize? we damn know
you enjoyed it. don't lie!!!!

and what if i did bRo

it just proves ur kinky af

and a bottom

i'm not a bottom!!!!

uh huh say that to urself
when boss calls u cute
pet names and u feel like
submitting urself to them lol

that's very specific

and i dont suddenly feel
submissive just because
someone calls me some
cute pet names!!!!!

YEAH WHAT IF I CALL
U PRINCESS

BABYGIRL WHATS UP

BABE, LOML, BABY

WHAT IF I START DEGRADING
U I BET U LIKE THAT TOO LOL

UHHH U HOE BITCH

connie stop ur embarrassing
urself

whatever

hmmm remember when we
were hanging out with jean
and the others at his house
to watch a movie

yeah??

u were eating the chips messily
and basically getting crumbs all
over his couch and jean said
"eat one by one unless u don't
want to choke, baby" and u got
flustered the whole day

u couldn't meet jean in the
eyes lol

WHY DID YOU MAKE ME
REMEMBER THAT

THAT WAS EMBARRASSING
AND I BURIED THAT DEEP
IN MY MEMORIES

AND WE BOTH KNOW THAT
JEAN CALLS U BABY BECAUSE
UR YOUNGER THAN HIM AND
YOU ALWAYS ACT LIKE A BABY

BUT NOW HE STOPPED BC HE
DIDN'T WANT TO EMBARRASS U
OR SOMETHING IDK

BUT I CAN NEVER FORGET
YOUR FACE LMFAOOOOOO

im this close to blocking u

yeah ok tell us the details of
ur 'midnight date' later

it wasn't a date!!!

yeah? did they say it isn't?

they never said that it was a
date

MAYBE THEY WANTED U TO
GET THE IDEA THAT IT WAS
A DATE

IM THIS CLOSE TO PUNCHING
U BC OF HOW DENSE U ARE LIKE
WTF THEY ALREADY SAID THAT IT
WAS A DATE IN THE FIRST TIME
AND WHY WOULD THEY IGNORE
YOU???? BC U WERE TOO
OBLIVIOUS TO NOTICE THEIR
ADVANCES AND U LAUGHED
U DUMB FUCK OHMYGOD THEY
MADE U SIT IN HER LAP BECAUSE
THEY WERE JEALOUS!!!!! I HOPE U
KNOW WHAT JEALOUSY IS BC
THAT'S THE REASON WHY THEY
MADE U SIT ON THEIR LAP!!!! U WERE
ACTING TOO FRIENDLY WITH
ANNIE OK AND NOW THEY TOOK
YOU OUT ON A MIDNIGHT DATE TO 'APOLOGIZE' BUT I BET U A
THOUSAND DOLLARS THAT THEY
WERE THINKING OF IT AS A DATE
AND HOPED U WERE THINKING
ABOUT IT TOO BUT U PROLLY
THOUGHT THAT THEY WERE DOING
IT AS A FRIEND OR SOME SHIT
AND NOW THEY'RE THE ONE PICKING
U UP FOR WORK LIKE WTF ALL YOU
HAVE TO DO IS FUCKING DATE THEM
AND CONFESS UR FEELINGS
TOGETHER BUT OBVS YOU DONT
KNOW ABOUT UR FEELINGS BC UR
A DENSE BITCH!!!!!!!

what feelings? who said i have
feelings haha

ur seeing things connie hahaha
u poor boy

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