(Huh, I swear I thought I published this on the 23rd... Oh well, then this is REALLY late)
Jay: *wakes up in the morning and sees that it's the 24th*
Jay: *runs around like a headless chicken* GUYS WE FORGOT TO DECORATE FOR CHRISTMAS! *runs into wall*
Ninja: *groggily* Say what now? *realization*
Kai: I'll go get the tree and decorations. Nya, you're coming with me.
Nya: *shrugs* Eh, why not? *follows*
Lloyd and Jay: We'll buy the decorations!
Zane: I'll bake! *puts on pink apron*
Cole: I'll eat- I mean taste test! Yeah, that's totally what I meant...
*everyone leaves*
Wu: *sits in corner and sips tea* Well this is going to be interesting to watch.
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Kai & Nya
Kai: So should we get a real tree?
Nya: The heck? Of course it should be real! What else would you use, cardboard?
Kai: Nuuuu, I meant living tree or plastic tree.
Nya: Ohhhh. Living then.
Kai: Okay *drives to tree farm*
*arrival*
Kai: I want the biggest, tallest, most awesome tree you've got!
Sales Person: Right this way, sir! *leads them to a tree the size of the freaking Burj Khalifa*
Nya: ...This isn't going to fit in the Monastery...
Kai: Sure it will! *goes to chop the tree down*
Kai: Shoot, I forgot to bring an axe. Welp, guess I'll have to use my fire then!
Nya: Kai, no. That's a bad idea.
Kai: *hands already on fire*
Squirrel: wHo dArEs tO cHoP dOwN mY tReE??!!! *looks down* tHe hUmAn sHaLL sUfFeR mY wRaTh!!!! (This squirrel has mental issues XD)
Squirrel: *jumps out of tree* rAgE mOdE aCtIvAtEd *jumps on Kai's hair*
Kai: FIRST SPINJITZU MASTER THERE'S A FREAKING SQUIRREL ON MY HAIR!!!! *does a full Jay worthy freak out*
Nya: See, I told you it was a bad idea! *starts spraying Kai's hair with her powers*
Kai's Hair: The universe is conspiring against me!!!
Kai: Maybe I can hit it with my powers too!
Nya: That's a stupid move.
Kai: Y E E T *hits his hair with a fireball* *misses*
Fireball: Well, I gotta hit something! *hits tree*
Farm: *Promptly bursts into flames*
Squirrel: I wanna live! *yeets out of there*
Nya: *uses powers to stop inferno*
Sales Person: *anger*
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Ninjago Randomness
FanfictionJust a bunch of Ninjago theories and headcanons and stuff that I think up, mostly in the shower. Filled with memes, quotes, fanart, and short stuff I write. I only own the story, not Ninjago itself. Enjoy!
