Dan's POV
I knew Delilah knew who we were as soon as she said that thing about the spoon and had instant fear in her eyes. I don't really care though, it's kind of cute. In a total non creepy uncle sort of way. I guess I'm Delilah's uncle? Oh well, I'm assuming that role anyways YOLO right? Wow I'm lame. Anyways we started to set up for a video. Delilah went to the kitchen to grab something to drink and Phil pulled me aside.
"So what exactly are we doing?" he asked with a puzzled expression on his face.
"Delilah, is a phillion and a danosaur. We are going to introduce her to the phandom!"
"Seriously? That's so cool! I guess I really never thought to ask. Anyways, how are we going to do this?"
I sat for a second before I had a great idea. We could make a Philisnotonfire, it is November anyways, and then at the end we could pop her in and explain."
"That's a great idea!" Phil exclaimed as Delilah came back from the kitchen.
"Okay Delilah, here is the plan," Phil explained. "We are making a Philisnotonfire and we are going to pop you in towards the end. Sound good?"
Delilah looked excited and nervous, and she decided that was a good idea.
We started to make the video, obviously starting off with the ceremonial drawing of the cat whiskers, very important step. The video progressed as they normally do, is making complete fools of ourselves, but having a ton of fun in the process. Once we ran out of good ideas, we told the phandom (through the camera that would become a video that would than be uploaded for the phandom) that we had a special guest. We then pulled Delilah into the shot.
"SURPRISE!" Phil shouters
"Now you may be wondering why there is a random teenage girl in our flat." I said to the camera.
"Actually I'm not quite a teenager," Delilah added. "I'm twelve."
"Okay," I said, rolling my eyes. "You may be wondering why there is a random TWELVE YEAR OLD GIRL in our flat." i restated. "Better?" I asked, turning to Delilah.
"Yup!" she replied.
"AS I WAS SAYING," Phil started. "This is Delilah, and she is my adopted daughter. If any of you phangirls/phanboys/ members of the phandom are mean to her, I'm going to be really upset." He then tried to give his most menacing look, but he ended up just looking silly.
"She's really cool, and she's sticking around for a long time," I said. I could see Delilah's ears and cheeks turn beet red. "But enough embarrassment for today!"
We ended the video and ordered some takeaway to celebrate the finishing of what would be our biggest collab yet.
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Adopted By Phil Lester
Hayran KurguDelilah is just another orphan, wishing for someday to be taken out of the orphanage. One day her wish comes true, and even greater than she imagined. Delilah was adopted by the one and only, Phil Lester.
