Why?!

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"Out of all people why Dr.smiley" said retr0 as she poured a cup of cold iced tea into a cup, and took a sip out the cup "who knew but smiley is crazy...as hell, he tried to cut me open when I said my throat was hurting" said offender. Retr0 poured a cup of tea for Mr slender and they went back to the living room and sat down...Mr slender leaned forward and looked at offender, looking him up and down, offender froze. "Offender...I thought you were more fit last time I saw you?" Said Mr slender, offender got a bit nervous and said "Well um im actually eating a lot of cuz....I'm.... pregnant." Mr. Slender raised a eyebrow and offender froze in place like a stick.  They all knew that look...

Offender:Shit shit shit shit shit shit what do I do?"

All except offender: we all know that look we don't know!

Retr0: 3...2...1

"Awww I'm gonna be a grandpa is it a boy or girl" asked Mr slender "It's a girl actually" replied offender...they all sighed they thought offender was done for, surprisingly Mr.slender was glad to have a grandchild. After all that  they sat and talked about everything their dad missed and they all had a great time

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