Splendor, Offender and retr0 were sitting down figuring out how they age "oh so vampires live ages before we age again I say we age every 100 years" said retr0, "Well we age fast when we grow up but by the time we are close to 18 our ageing process slows so when were kids we grow every 11 months by the we are about 16 or 17 we age every 100 years and by the time we hit 25 we age every 1000 years." Said Splendor. Retr0 was interested in this "as vampires we stay babies a long time until we reach 100, by that time we are able to be elementary homeschooled by the time we reach 10,000 we are considered 5 in human years but at 1000 we are 1 in human years." Said retr0. They both took a long time to age, then they started talking all the stupid stuff they all used to do together, " hey retr0 remember when It snowed that day and we had a snowball fight and we would hide in the trees and ambush everyone?" Said Offender, retr0 laughed and nodded, " oh you remember when I shadow boxing and I accidentally hit the tree and broke it 😂" Splendor gasped "oh my gosh yes!" They laughed so hard. " Offender you remember you remember all 3 of us tried to sneak into the pool by jumping the fence and me and Splendor made it but you landed on your face?" Asked retr0 " yeah my face bleed for a week and I had to lie to dad saying I ran into a wall" said Offender and they all laughed.
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Offenderman x Splendorman
FanfictionOffender was in heat and couldn't get any girls lately since he didn't have any roses and slendy and trender got stuck someplace so splendor and offender were left alone...L,et's see what happens next
