Splendor and offender woke up and they somehow changed back to me so they changed into their regular clothes went downstairs and saw everyone laughing, they were confused "about time you both got up we were talking about old childhood memories!" Slender said and splendor and offender snickered and sat down to talk "I remember when all of us were little trender tried to force me into some skinny jeans" slender said and everyone laughed "aye remember that time splendor had his wisdom teeth pulled" offender asked and the brothers burst out laughing "splendor was talking about there were animals on the ceiling when we got home!" Slender said and the room was filled with laughter "aye Hanzo remember when you got yours pulled! You stayed high for I know 3 days you looked like a puffer fish!" Genji said as he nudged Hanzo making Hanzo chuckle, trender snapped his fingers and said "Offender remember that time slender accidentally sent you a picture of him in some leggings" and Offender nodded and laughed, they were goofing about old memories, they started to talk about their experiences "Who here has got hit in the balls and how?" Everyone raised their hands, genji laughed and asked "ok splendor how did yours go down?" Splendor shook his head and said "it happened twice and the first time I got punched I accidentally scared offender and he meant to gut punch me but ended striking too low I was a kid back then" and everyone laughed, "offender your turn" said genji and he pointed to offender "ok I was a teenager and I was out doing stupid shit and I was at like some place, I wanted to do a flip off a flight of stairs and when i did I tried to land on the ground but I ended up going to far and landed on a rail" they lost their shit laughing, "slendy what about you?" Genji asked and slender laughed and said "I was a teenager and I was in my room on my phone in my bed and I had like a small bookshelf above me and somehow it fell and some of the books landed on my face and some of most of them landed on my crotch and it hurt like hell, I had to use a ice pack after that" everyone laughed so hard, " alright trenders turn" genji said and trender chuckled and said " this wasn't too long ago I was in my room and I was working on some clothes and one of my models fell and I tried to hurry up and catch it but I caught it mid was before the hand of it practically karate chopped me in the dick" everyone burst out laughing, they were all recalling stupid situations, but soon enough everyone got bored so they went back to their rooms
I am so sorry I didn't update last week, at first when I looked it said updated 3 days ago then I look again and I haven't updated for a week damn time flies but hope you enjoy this and stay safe😁💖
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Offenderman x Splendorman
FanfictionOffender was in heat and couldn't get any girls lately since he didn't have any roses and slendy and trender got stuck someplace so splendor and offender were left alone...L,et's see what happens next